…but seem to happen to everyone else.
Spontaneous blow-job from a stranger in a night club bathroom
Wild make-out sessions with the hot new receptionist at the Christmas party
A hand job on the night bus coming home from work
Beautiful, young co-worked steps in to my office and lifts her skirt
Jogging partner pulls me off the running trail for a quickie in the trees
The stripper invites me back to her place, free of charge
I step out of the bathroom, she is already on the bed, naked, on her knees, waiting
The cute girl from the gym invites me to shower at her place
The hot brunette in the lane next to me in the swimming pool flashes me underwater
Sitting outside at my condo Jacuzzi, the girl from 304 asks if “Do we really need suits?”
My daughter’s Girl Scout leader invites me to a special training session on knots and ropes
My beautiful admin asks me to drive her home after work because her boyfriend is out of town
My daughter’s Sunday School teacher invites me over for a swim and introduces her twin sister.
My wife interrupts our kissing and begs me to fuck her, right her, right now, and very hard.
Either I'm doing something, or I've got to stop reading other people's blogs....