Saturday, April 18, 2009

Things that have never happened to me….

…but seem to happen to everyone else.

Spontaneous blow-job from a stranger in a night club bathroom

Wild make-out sessions with the hot new receptionist at the Christmas party

A hand job on the night bus coming home from work

Beautiful, young co-worked steps in to my office and lifts her skirt

Jogging partner pulls me off the running trail for a quickie in the trees

The stripper invites me back to her place, free of charge

I step out of the bathroom, she is already on the bed, naked, on her knees, waiting

The cute girl from the gym invites me to shower at her place

The hot brunette in the lane next to me in the swimming pool flashes me underwater

Sitting outside at my condo Jacuzzi, the girl from 304 asks if “Do we really need suits?”

My daughter’s Girl Scout leader invites me to a special training session on knots and ropes

My beautiful admin asks me to drive her home after work because her boyfriend is out of town

My daughter’s Sunday School teacher invites me over for a swim and introduces her twin sister.

My wife interrupts our kissing and begs me to fuck her, right her, right now, and very hard.



Either I'm doing something, or I've got to stop reading other people's blogs....

6 comments:

SultrySSC said...

Why don't you play out one of your fantasy's on your wife? We all like to act prude but when the guy takes control, WOW. I never liked anything hardcore but I am starting to evolve out of my shell.

SultrySSC said...

Oh and your voting poll was blocked but I would have to say number 3!

Advizor said...

SSC - #3? Sounds delicious.

I'll have to get over to your blog and see if you've written about it.


As for playing out my fantasies with my wife? Aint gonna happen.

When we have sex, we have good sex, but it's not very creative. She claims that she doesn't have any fantasies and that she never thinks about sex outside of actually having sex.

Plus, because I strayed a little bit a few years ago, she assumes that everything sexy is from a past encounter, a future plan, or a porn movie.

:-(

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

Yes I have written about it I hope you stop by and and spend some time over there!

At least you have good sex that is a plus.

Okay I can see why she might be a little timid in that department given what happened in the past. As for me I tend to live in the past and not let go of certain things. Its not right or wrong.

Maybe you could go to counseling, or just get her really really drunk and video tape the really awesome sex and while taking her tell her how much you love her and only want her.

Then when she gets into one of her moods of saying she doesn't want to or anything. Tell her that is fine all you want to do is watch a movie and cuddle. Then play the movie you two made while she was drunk and free of abandon.

Ohh that is hot I think I am getting off thinking about that. Not your wife or you just the idea! LOL

Sexie Sadie~ said...

Haha! Being a former girl scout leader, I had to laugh on the "knots and ropes" training. That does sound pretty damn hot!

NIce list. I am sure you have a good one of your own of things that have happened to you.

xo~Sadie

Advizor said...

The Domestic Diva, also added (but it got messed up in Blogger)...


Did I say number three that is not sharing an erotic picture of yourself? That is what I did, number three , well, that is another story.
I think you might already know my thoughts on what you should do. I have a feeling you might have already read my mind! LOL