We never think it's going to happen to us, no, no, no. I'm just too freaking smart for that. She'll never know I still love porn, Noooooooo.
But then we get stupid. Stupid on the simplest things, like cute and paste and being in a hurry.
Last night I was doing a little late night browsing and e-mail. I found a story about an actor getting arrested on drug charges that used to be on "ER", one of our favorite shows. So, I copied the link and sent it to my wife and my sister.
But, I sent the wrong freakin' link!!!
I was putting together an e-mail for a friend and was copying links to some of my favorite pictures. I finished her e-mail, closed GMAIL, relogged in as my "real" name, and sent a note to my wife. I thought I send this link, but actually sent this one.
This morning started like any other day, a quick shower and off to work. At lunch time I call my wife to check on the world back home and after getting an update on my sick kids (2 of 3) she asks me if I had checked my messages. I said that I didn't have any. She clarified and asked if I had checked my personal e-mail.
"No" I said........
She then asked me why I had sent her, and my sister, a picture of a naked woman?
HOLY SHIT.
What on earth was she talking about? My head was spinning. I was already nauseous from fighting a killer headache all morning and this about made me loose it. I told her that I sent her a link to a news story. My headache immediately cranked up from painful to brain-killing. "Then why did I get a naked lady?"
Now my head is really spinning. I was hitting a few sites last night, sites she absolutely hates, and I had to think, was it a video? Holy Crap that would be bad. Linking my wife to some teenage slut getting it in the ass.
I stuck with my story for a few more seconds, "No, I meant to send you a link to the KTLA web page."
"Well you didn't, you obviously had copied the link to save it or something and you put it in my e-mail." I was busted.
So I apologized, for about 10 minutes, and then apologized some more. She hates porn, really does, and combined with the fact that I was trying really hard to avoid it for a while, she sees this as a major down fall. Busted. Caught. CRAP.
She made me promise to write her an e-mail explaining why it happened and said that we were going to "talk about it" when I got home. Oooh boy, I'm sure we are going to talk about it for a looooooong time, and not just once. Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap
Luckily it was a beautiful picture of a beautiful woman, soft lighting, topless only, no spread legs, no toy jammed up her cunny, no cum dripping from her tongue. Damn. It could have been a lot worse.
This would make for a really funny sitcom episode, especially since I also sent it to my sister. You have to admit that it would be funny if it happened on "Two and a half men" or "The Big Bang Theory." I'm sure that hi jinks would ensue. but my life aint no sitcom.
Did I kill someone? No.
Did I cheat on her? No
Did I watch hours of porn on the web while on a business trip? Yes, but she doesn't know that.
Did I screw myself over? OHHHH YESS.''
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn that cut and paste.
6 comments:
Oh dear. Not good.... This is one of those things, I'm sure, that will eventually seem funny, though I'm sure it doesn't yet.
Just remember what my dear old dad always says... "Shit happens".
Hope that talk wasn't too awful.
I think it's funny. But Then again I'm into artsy pics of half naked women. You should have told your wife that maybe it was a virus...
I would have sweated bullets and then puked I think if I had had something similar happen. I envy your courage and calm in handling the situation.
Lesson to learn... BE VERY CAREFUL IN FUTURE!
xoxo
I've had that problem before with cut/paste.
I am so sorry and hope things turned out better then I think they might have.
That is so funny and so possible that could do the same one day. You handeled it well. Maybe one day nudity will not be something to appologize for. What if it had been a CNN link. It would of been no big deal.
This makes me sad. I'm sorry you have to write an apologetic email when you have already apologized. I hate that she is making you scold yourself. But that's just me and I'm probably sensitive because my She would likely do the same thing. xxxoo
Just a quick update....
I'll be posting more on this next week, when I have time to think, but things have calmed down. She and I had a "long talk" and the thing that hurts her most is that she feels left out of how I feel about certain things and that I didn't turn to her when I was feeling lost.
I appreciate your support and concern and comments. It's good to hear from you each time you drop by.
And Profligacy, thanks for joining the fun. Any friend of Britni's is welcome here....
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