I can't believe it. I take the time to look all cute and naked retro and you throw me in as a placeholder? You couldn't even be bothered eh? I didn't inspire you for flash fiction? My slightly open jacket? My full breasts? My obvious lack of underwear? What's a girl to do?
I know what I’ll do…. I’m going to just sit here and wait until you write something worth reading. That’s what I’ll do. I’m just going to sit here doing nothing. Maybe read a book, or watch a bit of television. OK, maybe I’ll stroke the inside of my jacket, you know, where it rubs against my nipples. Stop it! Don’t stare, I can’t help that they get so big. You are supposed to be writing.
Yes, it does feel good to play with them, You shouldn’t ask question you know the answer to.
Yes, my breathing is getting heavy, but you should be writing, not teasing me, You are looking at my like you are unwrapping a present.
What? Really? Me? Am I your present?
What? Really? Me? Am I your present?
Then come here, open my bow, and Merry Christmas.
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As Tempting Sweet pointed out, I hadn't gotten around to writing this on time, but I'm sitting alone for a few minutes on Christmas Eve and I thought I would knock out a few words.
All gifts should be opened with appreciation, I think, so as tomorrow morning rolls around, show your gratitude, open even the most humble gift with a thankful heart, and have a very Merry Christmas.
5 comments:
Hmmm... Interesting story. ;-)
Merry Christmas!
I love it! Very creative. Definitely made me smile.
Merry Christmas!!
Very creative indeed... i liked it a lot!
'Then come here, open my bow, and Merry Christmas' ; )
Ah, meme subversion on a grand scale. I was convinced that your placeholder had to be a trick, by the way; I tried all sorts of things to get the damn present to open ;)
Very clever, and well written, good on ya.
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