Wednesday, March 31, 2010

There are days....

there are days when i want to fuck.
     i do not want to make love
     i do not wan to have sex
     i most certainly do not want to snuggle, 
          before, or after.

i do not want to bring you flowers
     or light candles
     or fix a meal

i want to fuck.
     it's simple, isn't it?

i want to get out aggression, sorrow, pain
     i want to use my body, yours, to release, 
     to let go, to find pleasure in a day of pain and sadness.

i want to feel, and be felt.
     i want to be inside you, part of you, 
     though i may be thinking of her.

i love you enough to be with you, not her,
     but it is my loss i am mourning not yours

you agreed to be mine, to be my lover
     so now i chose to make you just that
     not companion, not wife, not friend
     you are my vagina, angrily filled, used, as promised

as you may want to use me too.
     is it so wrong?

is it disturbing you
     to know that i have these needs, this ache, this hunger?

i don't mean to scare or offend.

but i have this need
     unexpressed, illiterate, in-articulated, an urge more than feeling
i need you
i love you
but some days,
     i just need to fuck.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Separated at Birth

I have had the privilege of meeting (shaking hands) with both of these beautiful women. 

On the Left, Brooklyn Decker, SI Swimsuit Cover model
On the Right, Carrie Reichenbach, actress and beauty.

When I met Ms. Decker, it struck me how much the two of them looked alike.

Monday, March 29, 2010

CNN on Open Marriage

I think most of CNN's reporting is crap, but they had an article/opinion piece on open marriages that might resonate with some of you out there.

Do open marriages work?

Sunday, March 28, 2010

A repost from "The Vine"

I was browsing around at work the other day (during lunch  :-) _ and found this article on "The Vine" an Australian-based web-site.  Seeing an article called "Here's to more vagina's on television" I had to click through.  I suggest you do to.

They have a report on Labiaplasty, "the surgical improvement of the labia minor", the inner lips of the vagina.
W...T...F?

I know several of my readers believe me to be barely above Cromagnon man when it comes to women and sex, and such, but I found the news report to be deeply disturbing. I do not oppose plastic surgery, I never have.  I'm also not a big advocate of it, especially breast implants since I find a wide range of women to be beautiful, sexy, attractive, alluring, you name it.  But, when it comes down to the vagina, I have never met one I didn't like. (Granted, I've met a lot of vagina owners to be quite awful, but that's another post.)

I'm not even sure why this upsets me so.  It smacks of female genital mutilation, though I know it's not the same.  It upsets me because women who go through this procedure see their most intimate areas as unacceptable, unattractive, and that makes me sad.  We talk a lot about self-image, body acceptance, eating disorders and the like and yet, we are still missing the mark.  The message is not sinking in that women are beautiful, our bodies are wonderful, we are special just the way we are and from my perspective, you really don't need to change a thing.

I'm also discouraged that this kind of report would never be able to be shown on US television.  I don't want prime time to become a soft-core jungle, but we need to have a more open and honest dialogue about sex in the US.  I was impressed that Australian TV took this on.

The conclusion of the report is interesting.  Women in Australia are prompted to get labiaplasty because the censorship laws in Australia do not allow depiction of a "wide range of labia types", so we are back to the idea that we all need to see more vaginas.

With that I stand with my Australian friends.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Creepy and Bad Music Videos

As as side note, while I was looking for the John Denver clip a few days ago, I found this, it's super sexy, the woman is smoking hot, but the singer looks like he's maybe 14, he looks so young that it's creepy.


And this is the worst music video I've seen in a long long time. Bad lip synching, a voice that sounds NOTHING like "the singer" and really bad fashion. She should go back to taking pics on her phone.

Friday, March 26, 2010

2:00 AM

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It's 2 AM
you are sleeping soundly
wrapped in pajamas and blankets you smuggle in deep
to stay warm against the rain filled air
I feel you stirring as my dreams wander

Cold air seeps below cotton sheets and touches my skin,
icy from the night
I turn, pulling sheets over shoulders, and reach for you.
My arms wrap ‘round slender waist and pull your back to me
a shiver at the touch of my air-cooled skin
but then press backwards against me, sharing your warmth
sharing your skin.
 
My fingers count the layers between me and my goal
one T-shirt
two tank top
three tank top
then skin

a sleepy sigh, a bent leg
you arm reaches behind for mine and pulls me tighter
a knee moves
a gap created, and we entwine

your hand finds my wrist and directs downward
2 layers, one cotton, one pale blue
Your long fingers lift fabric, a gap created,
Invitation offered.

Soft, silky, fragrant
A knee lifted, a gap created

Hands withdrawn, shifting, admitting, preparing
Sheets pulled up,
Warm air trapped
Pillows arranged

Lips meet, pajamas drift
Skin warms hungry skin
Trapping heat in cotton caves
Laughing at memories of passing days.

Now dark, warm, secure
Bare flesh craves it’s mate
A mouth opens, a gap created

In the dark bodies meet
To seek and need
Commands given
Direction taken

Bodies withdrawn, now enflamed
Positions shifted, scenarios darken

“Please” whimpered
Barely heard at bedside, silenced by the rain

Heat trapped
Hands move, holding, inviting
A gap created

Thursday, March 25, 2010

I'm leaving ....

on a jet plane,
don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh babe, I hate to go


I have always loved this song, and I think about it every time I show up at the airport.  As sad as things are at home sometimes, I don't like leaving.  I don't like losing friends, I don't like saying goodbye, because a "good bye for now" easily turns in to good bye forever.

I just found the Jewel version of this song and I love it's darker more pensive qualities while John Denver's original takes me back through the years when it played out as the soundtrack in two important relationships.  As I recount friends gained, friends lost, opportunities missed, I feel the bittersweet memories that make me smile and tear-up at the same time.


Tonight after work I fly to my home town to see my family for a long weekend.  It will be nice to be home, but I'm going by myself so I will have some alone time, time to think.  As I sit on my dad's rooftop deck and look over the valley i grew up in i realize how many people are no longer in my life, Crocket and Tubbs two brothers I went dancing with every weekend, Tuba Mike, who always had a girlfriend who had a friend.  They attorney who never had a girlfriend and loved foreign films and kept me out of trouble on most nights.

Years ago I realized that "the old gang" wasn't a gang anymore and that moving home to be around them was a futile dream.  They were gone, spread across the country and a few across the globe. But, regardless of that fact, when I get on the plane Monday morning and feel the engines fire up to carry me across the mountains towards home, I will miss them, and I hope that somewhere they miss me.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

214

They say that "A man with 2 watches never knows what time it is."  Well, the same can be said for a man with two scales.  I have three.

But, being the optimist that I am, I always choose the scale that gives me the best news.  I've been weighing myself consistently at the gym and today it said 214!!!  I'm very excited, but as I've mentioned before, nothing it "real' until is lasts 3 days or one weekend, which ever comes last, really.

I went for a great run this morning.  No watch, no timer, no heart rate monitor, nothing to measure, judge, or rank me, just a run in the perfect weather and sunshine of a famously California day.  It was one of those runs were it feels good even when you are tired, i did say, and don't mean "fast" it just felt good.  Decent pace, a couple of long red lights for a water break, a cute mom out for a walk with her dog, and good music on my iTunes. 

When I returned I ran into a friend, chatted for a bit, and then hit the locker room and stripped down.

When I got on the scale I smiled just a bit too much when it read, 214!!!

That gives me some motivation to be good as I leave for vacation for a long weekend.  I've got my running shoes, gym clothes, and golf shoes packed.  I'm ready to go.  My goal is to be under 215 on Monday morning. 

I think I can do it.

One and Done...and other cool links

A rare political post, 

I don't think this means a whole lot except that it is a lot harder to Be President than to be elected President.

Obama below 50%
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This is the future of space flight, private innovation with the Government staying out of the way

Virgin Atlantic takes flight
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A little eye candy - Brooklyn Decker

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 I should have stayed in art school - Body Painting

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Will Shortz was featured on The Simpsons, and in the movie "WordPlay"

Crossword Puzzle Champions

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Lingerie as political statement in Damascus.
Watch at 1:45, it's hilariously tacky.

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Top 10 War Movies according to Time magazine.

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Suicide isn't funny, but this clip is.

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I'm not a huge Conan fan, but I have to give the credit for doing what it takes.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Deeper


Quite by coincidence, a friend of mine wrote a very similar post, I think I like her's better.


Hands






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What was he doing? She was starting to panic, forcing herself to breathe deeply through her nose. What the fuck? She tried to pull her head back to get away from him but the back of her head hit the hallway wall, stopping her, breathe, just breathe, it will be okay.  She felt him getting bigger, she knew that he knew there was a limit, I told him not to go too deep, FUCK! She felt the tears well up in her eyes as her throat twitched and convulsed, trying to fight back against the reflex, fuck!  She could taste him on the back of her tongue as the tears rolled down her cheek, salty inside, salty outside, cock, Why did I let him tie my hands behind my back? Don’t choke, breathe in, out, breathe in time with him, breathe in when he pulls out, don’t gasp, stay calm, take him, relax, SHIT! She felt her abs tighten and clench as her insides tried to explode.  She clamped everything down forcing out more tears, stopping the bitter and acidic upward flow. A momentary respite the another wave hit her.  She stopped the muscles, clenched again her throat, clamped down.  Her body rock hard with exertion.  He stopped and pulled out slightly, she took a deep breath, mucus run down her nose and she gasped for air as his hands ran through her hair, holding her tight, relentless. Again he pressed and she took a deep breath and wrapped her lips around trying to fight the urge, fighting with every muscle in her throat in her chest and stomach from reversing and losing her lunch. 

She heard him laughing and rolled her eyes to look up at him and he just pressed in deeper, holding her head still, pressing in, choking, gagging, fucking her face with no mercy, staring into her eyes. Oh fuck. Relax, SHIT!  Bigger and bigger he got, taking delight in her struggle not to gag against his hard cock. His hands moved below her chin and around her throat.  What the fuck is he doing? She felt it harder to breathe through her nose, tears, sweat, snot, all ran down her cheeks as she gasped struggling for air, trying not to retch. She heard the sound, his telltale growl, he was going to cum, he was going to cum and choke her and drowned her, she fought back, trying to stay conscious, trying not to panic to relax, to open, to accept his passion, his aggression.

One hand left her throat and she gasped for air and he forced himself deeper shutting off all air to the back of her throat with his swollen cock.  His hand drifted down her neck, she felt it drift over her collarbone until he cupped her right breast and pinched.  Holy fucking shit!  She came. 

Impaled against the wall by his cock, she came, she came, unable to move or breathe.  She felt him swell. Not moving, her hips convulsed and twitched in place, her hips bucking against empty air, cum flowing out of her open lips, dripping across pink skin.  She felt him pull out across her lips, sliding against her teeth, then in again, bruising the back of her throat, closing off her last hope for breath.  She had never come like this before, hands tied behind her back, not a single touch to her fevered clit.  Then it was his turn.  Her eyes opened in fear as she felt him press through the final inch.  How could he get any bigger?  BREATH!  Oh shit, just let me breathe.

Her eyes rolled back into her head as her orgasm continued to send shock waves from her spread legs to the top of her head. It felt like the sudden onset of a runner's high, her body floated and relaxed in the growing darkness. Her mind had vanished, her body disappeared, she was unincorporated cunt and tongue.  All she could feel was her swollen clit and the fullness of him in her mouth. Her mind drifted off into space, finding another dimension she had never felt before, it consisted of nothing but his hardness, his size, her tongue, his taste, her throat.  Her throat expanded and opened and accept him as a gift. She could feel each pulse of her slippery white semen spilled over her tongue and down, she was pure sensation and cum.  Bonded now, as one, he was truly inside her and she had taken him all. 

When she awoke she was resting on the couch, alone, dressed in her favorite pair of sweats and a T-shirt. Her face had been washed and she felt the soft residue and fragrance of lotion on her wrists. The fire was lit and music was playing in the background. A handwritten note on his personal stationery sat next to a fresh cup of coffee. She sat up and took warmth from the ceramic mug and inhaled her the rich hazelnut.  Unfolding the note she smiled and a different kind of tear ran down her cheek.

"Well done."

Saturday, March 20, 2010

just some thoughts

Of all the people I know on-line, i only talk to 4 of them on a consistent basis, but I could talk to them all day. 

I am on-line too much during work, but can't be on-line at home. 
How on earth am i going to get all my work done?

My friends have more drama in their life than I have in mine.  That is part of why they are interesting to talk to, but sometimes I feel bad that I feed of their problems.

I'm thinking about dropping my tumblr and just posting pictures here, but I don't want this to be a porn blog.

I reconciled with a friend the other day and it felt very nice.

I've been thinking about Jealousy lately, about how I feel when my on-line friends have better sex, more sex, and more excitement than me.  Why do I get jealous when I hear about their fun?  I should be happy for them, I am happy for them when it works out, but I still feel that twinge, even though I'm never going to be the one in their bed.

A friend of mine is considering what it means to physically consummate a new on-line friendship.  What expectations does that create?  What will he feel like when they wake up naked together?  Is he really ready to face his wife after that?  And no, i'm not talking about myself, it really is a friend's debate, I'm just asking him questions that I've had to answer, and that I've heard answered in the blogs I read.  It's a big step to go from cyber to real life.

My admin at work looked especially pretty today.


My favorite restaurant closed this week and just moments after getting my last dinner from them, I saw that another place in the next block had closed.  It wasn't my favorite but it was someplace you could take a large group and everyone left full. 

While running on Tuesday I saw two cute coeds tanning in bikinis on their front lawn.  I'm working on a post about it now, with the actual, cool, and porn versions of the encounter.

On Monday I'm posting a piece of erotica that has a rougher edge than what I usually write. I'll discuss it more when it goes up, but it surprised me that I wrote it.  A friend gave me the idea when we were talking about the dentist.

I'm taking the early bus home tonight so I can get my hair cut before my wife and I go out to dinner.

I've added several blogs back to my Google Reader page, this is fun reading, but bad for productivity.

Oh yea, and if you don't like Anne Hathaway, don't even bother checking out my tumbler right now....  :-)

Have a great weekend!!

Oh, and yes, I absolutely LOVE it when I can be "Useful"

Friday, March 19, 2010

working out just to work out

Some days I find myself at the gym purely out of habit.  My body wakes itself up 5 min before the alarm goes off, the clothes are laid out, and well, it's easier to go to the gym than to help with the crazy morning routine.  Sometimes my wife admits that it's easier without me to change the system, get the kids distracted and riled up, and then she feels like she has to feed me breakfast. 

Today's was one of those days. 

I got to the office, dropped off my computer, picked up my towel left hanging to dry the night before, and walked across the street to the gym.  I left my cycling shoes at home on purpose, having done 3 classes already this week, and to take advantage of the warming weather.  I walked slowly to the locker room, looking more for friends than for workout ideas.  I saw some folks in the cycle room and stopped to say hello to those I don't see too often   My favorite teacher has left the gym for maternity leave and I don't like her replacement.  He's fine, I guess, his music is too mellow, too mainstream, to boring, to.... bleh.


Today i ran 3 1-mile sprints.  My sprints are not very sprintish, but I kept each one under 9 minutes which is fine for this early in the season.  I'd like to get my 5K times under 25 minutes, and my 10K under 55.  When I'm "fast" I can break 52, I once broke 50 during a training run, but right now it's not happening, yet.

Weight is still under 220, but not at 215.  I'm never sure if the scale changes or if I do.  Today it said that I gained 3 pounds during the shower.  Wednesday and Thursday were not great eating days, but I'm back on track now, I think.  I've really cut back on the snacking and in the long term that has to help.

Yesterday I went to cycle and saw Persian 1 walking in dressed in street clothes.  I've only seen here like that once before.  She was in high heels, cute beige shorts, a white cotton, slightly sheer blouse, and I about died.  She's beautiful in class, but stunning in clothes.  Today I didn't talk to her but I saw her across the workout floor talking to one of her many pretty boy admirers.  She was in a white top, tight gray workout workout pants with a black stripe that went over the hip and down the side of her legs.  She's just about the perfect gym rat.  Works hard, looks great, flirts constantly, and smiles all the time. 

Rielle Hunter Follow-Up

I'm not a big fan of "The View" but I like their take on the Rielle Hunter Story.

The View

Hasselbeck nailed it when she said that Kermit, and Dora the Explorer were non-consenting puppets.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Quarters - Parts 1&2

(This is a re-post of Quarters and Quarters 2, it's also a test of posting directly from Google Docs)


Quarters - Parts 1&2

It had been a long day at the office. Another major storm front had wrapped the freeways in snow and ice and was extending her 15-minute commute to almost an hour and a half. Though they had been long and difficult, coming home was no relief. Things had been as cold inside as they were outside, and another quiet dinner across a silent table offered her no solace.

Turning off the freeway, she felt her phone ringing in her coat pocket. She reached in and pulled it out and a smile broke across her face for the first time since a particularly tasty hamburger at lunch. In the instant before she answered the phone, she thought that it was quite pathetic that the highlight of her day was 1/4 pound of dead cow. Laughing at the thought, she answered the phone.

"I am so glad it's you." She said

As she listened her smile got bigger, and then vanished. "I would love to, but they already know I'm on the way home."

"Trust me, that has been taken care of. Keep your phone on and follow my instructions."

True to his word, her phone rang again moments later. This time she reacted with a frown.

"No," she said as the smile returned to her lips, "I totally understand, I can get dinner on my own, traffic is a bitch anyway; I might not be home for a while."

She hoped that he wasn't looking out their window as she drove past home, deceptively inviting, covered in snow, and looking like a Michael Kinkaid painting. As she got to the end of her block, she turned left and drove to his house.

His driveway had been freshly shoveled in anticipation of her arrival, and the envelope on top of the stack of firewood held a single key that fit effortlessly into the lock.

The fire in the fireplace had been burning long enough that a perfect bed of coals glowed deep red underneath the dancing flames of the freshly placed cherry wood. The pops and crackles of escaping gases and expanding wood give a percussive soundtrack that matched the beating of her heart.

On the couch, three blankets awaited her, folded neatly as she liked. Next to the couch sat a large bowl of hot clam chowder, a fresh roll, and a small plate of butter. She was supposed to be on a diet, but he knew her too well. He knew that after the long drive, the freezing wind, and the stress of the day, that the rest of the evening would go better if her belly were full and her energy up.

She knew that he would not be available for over an hour, so she ate dinner with gusto and then settled in for a short nap. The alarm on her phone roused her out of her sleep 15 minutes later, and she opened the second envelope as instructed.

Inside was a single piece of paper with two words, and two quarters.

"Dress appropriately" was all it said.

She stood up and stretched slowly as she reached toward the ceiling, shaking off the lingering effects of her nap. She glanced back at the note and jingled the two new coins in the palm of her left hand. She took a moment to fold the blankets as neatly as they were before, but this time she placed them in front of the fireplace so they would stay warm in case they were needed later. She picked up her dinner tray and placed it quietly on the kitchen counter in the next room. It displeased him when she did the dishes, so she left it, knowing that he would clean up after her as he liked to do. She was there for only one reason, she knew that, and he had told her that on previous occasions; she had learned the rules.

Glancing at the clock on the stove, she noticed that he had set the timer again and that she had 15 minutes to prepare herself. As she stared at the red numbers, watching it click down from 15:00 to 14:59, and then 14:58, she realized that she was smiling, knowing that their time together would begin quickly.

She stepped down the hallway and into the room that he had prepared for her on their first meeting. It was at the end of the hallway, an office that had been converted into a dressing room of sorts, a closet for his supplies, and a place for her to keep her clothes and toys. The door had no lock, but his wife had strict instructions to stay out, and she, as an obedient, had followed the instructions. Only he and she knew what was behind the door, it was a gateway for him and especially for her.

She placed the two quarters quietly on top of the dresser and opened the top drawer. Inside was a selection of lingerie sets, each one color-coordinated, though few ever matched exactly. He did not like her to match, he said that it reminded him too much of an old girlfriend and that he liked her to be different. It somehow aroused her to hear him talk about his past  conquests. She liked to know that he had been with other women, had tasted other skin, and knew exactly what he wanted from her.

She selected a high-cut turquoise bottom and a deep green bra that matched close enough to look right together, without appearing to be a set. She undressed completely in front of the dresser, enjoying the few moments of simple nudity before she dressed for him. She did not know what brought out the side of her, this willingness to please, the acceptance of instructions. Perhaps it was an antidote to her situation at home where she had to be on top of her game all of the time, where she had to make all of the decisions to move things along, to make anything happen. Sometimes, she thought, it was nice to be told what to do.

As she stood there, uncovered, she could feel her body preparing for him. She felt her nipples harden and her lips swell.  Her body sensitized itself in preparation for his touch. He had given her permission to touch herself during these moments, but today she was enjoying the anticipation, and except for a light touch to remind herself of her recent Brazilian, she left herself alone.

She slipped her panties on over her feet and pulled them up over her thighs and around her body, lifting them up over the point of her hips to accentuate the plunging curve that went between her buttocks. She had not liked thongs before she met him, now she wore nothing else. She slipped on the strapless bra and took the two quarters from on top of the dresser and opened the door.

She walked up the stairs, remembering to skip the fifth step as it creaked quite unpleasantly until she was at the top of the landing. She loved this part of the house, the 270° panorama always took her breath away as she gazed out over the valley. Today the snow glistened and the sparkled and blinded her as her eyes adjusted to the light. She heard him stand as the door closed behind her.

"You look beautiful," he said, "I'm glad you could make it."

He stepped across the room until he was directly in front of her, just inches away, and he kissed her gently on the lips. They stood there kissing, inches away from each other, but not touching. She looks down at his bare chest and felt a surge of desire course through her. Wearing only silk shorts, his arousal, "His cock" she thought in her mind, was evident. She wanted him so badly that she could feel the blue panties wrapped around her body dampen the thought of him fucking her.

She was never sure why she wanted to talk so dirty around him, to use the words that she was never allowed to say at home, even when in bed.

Fuck
Cunt
Cum

These are the words that filled her head every time she thought of her lover's body. Here, she was allowed to be free, to make noise, to state her needs and her wants and her desires openly.

Their kisses extended for what seemed like forever, though she knew it was her mind playing tricks on her. "Touch me." She whispered, and he obliged, running his finger from the back of her neck across her breast bone down the center line of her belly until he slipped his finger brazenly inside her panties and inside her swollen lips. In one motion he expressed the tenderness and desire and hunger that she felt.

"Finger me." His hand slips deeper inside her as she felt his fingers penetrate and explore the wetness between her legs. First it was the single finger in the traced the line down her body but now it was joined by two, and she gasped, three. His thumb found her clit and began to aggressively circle her as they stood not inches from the doorway where she entered. The bright sun of a snowy afternoon blaze through the windows, drenching the room in a white light that worked its way through her closed eyelids and into her mind. She could feel her first orgasm coming. She could feel him penetrating her as she stood motionless on the hardwood floor of his room. This was his room, his sanctuary, this is where he took his pleasure, this is where he fucked her.

Without skipping a beat, he whispered in her ear saying, "Hand them to me."

She held out the quarters in the palm of her hand and he took them and balanced them on the points of her shoulders. "They are not to fall, do you understand?"

“Yes, I understand”

His free hand traced its way up the bare skin of the small of her back until he reached the clasp on the bra. With a practiced hand he unclasped it in one motion and the top fell away, exposing the bright pinkness of her nipples and her readiness. She took in a deep breath and felt the quarter on her left shoulder shift at a fraction and held herself still, a well-controlled panic settled over her and she forced her body to quiet itself. Her breathing, now back under control, increased its pace as he felt his hands roam over her bare breasts.

She knew he would not cheat, he would be gentle enough, practiced enough, that it would not be his touch that dislodges the shiny coins, only her lack of control. He continued pleasuring her between her thighs, bringing her body closer and closer to its long sought after orgasm. She thought to herself how much she loved hearing that word, "orgasm." To her it meant a release, relief, acceptance, pure pleasure.

She knew she was at the point of no return, as his three fingers went deep inside her body. His pinky reached between her cheeks and tickled her ass, making her giggle and want to come. His thumb continued to circle her now swollen lips and she slowly moved her feet across the hardwood floor, ever wider, to allow him free access to her flesh.

When his tongue, full, wet, and beautifully rough, touched her left nipple, she came. She felt her body pump fluid into her lips and into her stuffed cunt. She felt her stomach muscles ripple and jump and twitch and she felt her thighs spasm as they fought against every instinct to move. She felt her toes curl and seek purchase on the smooth, hard floor, sliding together, trapping his hand, holding her still. 

When her climax hit, his fingers stopped moving, and held their place. He held her open, he held her clit, he stopped to allow her to continue. He felt the muscles of her vagina squeeze and hold and release and hold and squeeze again as the waves of pleasure coursed through her body. He held perfectly still and enjoy each wave.

Covered in sweat and breathing deeply she sent out feelers through the skin of her upper back to find the quarters that she hoped would still be there.  When she felt the cold metal on her bare skin she opened her eyes and smiled.  She smiled at this man who taught her restraint without ropes, bondage without cuffs, discipline without a whip.  He returned her smile, open and happy, a smile that seemed to gain energy from the sun that spilled through the windows.  His hands cradled her face gently and he brought her to him and kissed her deeply. 

As they embraced, two quarters fell.





I hate this crap.....

I get so mad when I read crap like this that I don't even know where to start. Every woman in America should be insulted by this woman and her "not my fault" crap and excuses.

Here is the quote:
Rielle Hunter is extremely upset with the three photographs of herself featured in the latest issue of GQ magazine.  The woman who was involved in a months-long affair with Democrat John Edwards told ABC's Barbara Walters Monday she found the images - two of which feature her without pants - "repulsive" and, Hunter also told Walters, she cried for two hours because she felt they were so terrible.
So let me get this straight.  A grown woman goes to a photographer and volunteers for a photo shoot. She signs several legal documents giving them permission to take her picture as they see fit. She either agrees to or gives up the right for editorial control, she plans the photo shoot, she arrives at the photo shoot, and she allows him to take her picture for hours. During this photo shoot she gets dressed and undressed, changes clothes, puts her pants on, and apparently, takes her pants off. This entire time they are taking photographs of her,  the adult,  the conscious , thinking, consenting adult.

If you watch the video of the photo shoot, at the one minute mark, as she is getting her picture taken with no pants on.  The photographer takes a break and shows her the proofs on a laptop computer. She sees the pictures they are taking. She knows what she is doing, she knows what the pictures look like. And yet, she has the gall, the dishonest, bitchy, "poor victim me" balls to complain about the pictures when they are making her famous.

Even the lead picture on the GQ website has her on a bed snuggled up with her daughter in a shirt that appears to be a cropped off, or rolled up, T-shirt exposing her stomach. I think it's a cute photo, but it's certainly not a demure mother and daughter photograph.  (Or here, I couldn't resist)

In the lead paragraph of the article the author says,
There were no conditions, no ground rules, no topics or questions that were off-limits. Just a request that her words be her words, unfiltered and unspun. 

And yet, now, she wants to blame the magazine and the photographer for the pictures she allowed to be taken. I guess it just makes me mad that in her search for her 15 minutes of fame, all based upon her affair and pregnancy with John Edwards, that she is now complaining about the very methods of her own fame.

GQ Slide Show

She took these pictures to be seen as sexy and yet she complained that they make her look, ummm, sexy.

If you have ever been on a photo shoot of any magnitude you know that the photographer, crew, makeup, lighting, wind (watch her hair, while inside, with the windows closed), and wardrobe take hours. She would have had many chances to say, "Hey, I don't want to take my pants off and take pictures with my legs spread on my daughter's bed.  Maybe that's inappropriate."

She could have stopped this at any time, but she didn't, she chose to pose half naked on the bed to become famous. Now she wants to us to believe that it is not her fault.

Bullshit.

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I have linked to the GQ Article so you can decide for yourself, but on page 3 she talks about walking into his room at the hotel.  She admits to knowing, obviously, that he was married but said that he was "relentless." I know a lot of you who are reading this have made choices to step outside your marriage, but all of us admit that we made a conscious decision. Hunter spends a lot of time justifying her decision knowing full well that it will derail his presidential aspirations and his marriage, and in implying that it was too powerful for her to resist

So much for strong women directing their own lives, eh Hunter? 

Monday, March 15, 2010

The best compliment ever, plus 1


Earlier today, during a chat with a friend, I received what might have been the best compliment ever
It was a compliment I had never heard before.

It went something like this;

KB:     Do you want to know how F'ed in the head I am? I caught myself about to say your name...
A54:    when were you going to say my name?
KB:     i don't remember exactly when...it was a little unnerving at the time...
A54:    while you were eating lunch?
KB:     uh...no--definitely not while we were eating lunch
KB:     I had to remember who I was with and think not to say your name when I was f***ing Danny.

Being friends on the Internet can do strange things to us. And what I mean by “strange” is new, unusual, different, things you never would have thought about before they happened.

I will openly admit that her compliment made my dick and my ego swell in equal amounts. As a blogger I wonder if my words have meaning, beyond entertainment, to others. Through IM we flirt and laugh but we think of our words as transitory distractions, a conversation that blows away on the Ethernet winds.

I always wonder if they stick.
It's nice to know that they do.

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Oh, and as for the second compliment?  Believe me it finished in a distant second. 
One of my acquaintances at the gym asked me if I had lost weight. I don't think I ever get tired of hearing that, especially when it is true.

Monday News

Monday morning and 216.5!!!

I was actually pretty good over the weekend, even with my wife away. I only had one slice of apple pond from the top of the fridge, I only ate a couple of the fresh baked chocolate-chocolate chip cookies my daughter made, and I got out for a jog, and a run, and ate pretty decent meals.


Luckily I like to cook so when my wife is away I start working on menus I haven't tried before. I made BBQ crock pot chicken on Friday that lasted through Sunday, and only got burgers for the kids once. 

This morning I went for a 5 mile run, finishing at 45:10 for a 9:02/mile pace.  I won't torment my North bound friends but the weather was gorgeous, warm, a light breeze, bright blue skies, and just the perfect weather for being outside and running.



Friday, March 12, 2010

Time Zones

People talk about how the Internet and technology have made the world a small place.

At first it was transportation.  A ship would leave the shores and those left behind always wondered if, not when, they would see their loved ones again.  To leave shore was to tempt the gods, to bet your life, your very existence on the unknown, and for them, the unknowable.  Years pass, compasses are invented, the stars are tamed by the sextant and the men return more often than not.  Continents are connected, pulled together by small wooden ships with daring, or foolhardy captains at the helm, and desperate men on deck.  But still, a voyage across the sea is a question of years, not months, and few brave the open seas.

Time churns on.  Faster ships, longer routes, more maps with few sea monsters to fill the empty gaps.  The "new" world is discovered and claims.  Now it may be just a year to get there and back, and the chance of return is high enough to attract investors, businessmen who are willing to bet on the successful return.

On land we walk by foot and most live and die within 50 kilometers of the hovel in which they were born.  Domesticated pack animals horses shrunk the distance between villages from days to hours, trade expanded, specialization developed and now you could wear clothes made 100's of miles away while the weaver ate the pig you raised in your backyard pen.

Engines, steam, electricity, coal, internal combustion, each one shrank the world exponentially as time because less and less relevant.  Oceans became non-issues, mountains a mere detour, deserts were crossed by camel, rail, and highway.  I can sit at breakfast and eat coffee from Columbia, bacon from Canada, wine from Greece, and eggs from Santa Barbara, all while wearing the world on my back, Egyptian cotton, Chinese shoes, a German watch, and Mexican boxers and eating from plates made in Korea.

I walk in to Target and have the worlds goods at my fingertips.  I walk in to World Market and have fake goods patterned on real goods, all made in China (but it makes me feel like a world traveler, only with really bad taste).

And now the internet demolishes the world once and for all, almost.  I am now achingly aware of how big the world really is.  I have friends all over the world.  Women who make me laugh, smile, harden, ache, and type one-handed.  I have friends I miss when they are gone, I can tell you exactly what time it is, any time of the day or night, in any of 9 time zones, 3 in particular, including my own.  I now track the weather in 4 cities, 3 of which I have never been, and will probably never be, in.  The world is small as I talk, flirt, seduce, and laugh with friends all over the world.

But miles are still miles, whether it is up the coast (400 miles), across the border (1,775), or to the far corners of the US (2,876), and on beyond the Atlantic (6353 miles/10224 km), miles are miles, and there are a lot of them.  No mater how quickly I can connect through chat, e-mail, or Skype, they are hours, days, a lifetime away.  The world is still a very, very, large place.

just a boring update...

Well, it's been 4-5 days and I've stayed under 220, giving away 3 boxes of Girl Scout cookies before I had the chance to eat them, decided against going to the donut shop on 2 occasions. You have to understand, this is one of the best shop in LA and it's between my bus stop and my office and in the morning I can smell them from a block away. So, you see, I'm not tempted every day, but when I am, and you can smell that fresh baked dough, the hand dipped chocolate, the chocolate chip sprinkles, and the crumbly brown sugar, it's a major accomplishment to walk past that door.

I made it to the gym 4/5 days (today's a day off so I slept in) and while I didn't loose anything extra, I maintained the sub-220 weight from last week!!!

The weekend is here which can be trouble. I had a good breakfast and have lunch and dinner already planned to avoid snacking. I hope to get outside on Saturday with the kids and run around the park. The weather is BEAUTIFUL today.

Unnecessary Censorship - Jimmy Kimmel

This is so freaking funny.

I was talking to a friend this morning (thanks Skype) and she had never heard of Jimmy Kimmel, an American comedian and talk show host.  He has a spot called "Unnecessary Censorship" that is hilarious.  In this clip, he censors Sesame Street, whether it needs it or not.




And to my friend, you looked beautiful with your hair in a towel.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Girl in motorcycle boots, #16


Girl in motorcycle boots, #16, originally uploaded by ipanemic.

A friend of mine is wearing black boots today, so naturally I thought of her when I saw this. :-)

Square Grooves are Groovy!

Square Grooves?? What's the big deal?

Finally an explanation behind the square grooves controversy.  And no, I'm not being sarcastic, I've heard about this debate for years and haven't seen an explanation of the problem like this one.

:-)

And for those who came here to talk about sex and were upset I'm talking about golf, click here.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Quarters 2

In case you forgot, here is Chapter 1
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Inside was a single piece of paper with two words, and two quarters.

"Dress appropriately" was all it said.

She stood up and stretched slowly as she reached toward the ceiling, shaking off the lingering effects of her nap. She glanced back at the note and jingled the two new coins in the palm of her left hand. She took a moment to fold the three blankets and neatly as they were before, but this time she placed them in front of the fireplace so they would stay warm in case they were needed later. She picked up her dinner tray and placed it quietly on the kitchen counter in the next room. It displeased him when she did the dishes, so she left it, knowing that he would clean up after her as he liked to do. She was there for only one reason, she knew that, and he had told her that on previous occasions; she had learned the rules.

Glancing at the clock on the stove, she noticed that he had set the timer again and that she had 15 minutes to prepare herself. As she stared at the red numbers, watching it click down from 15:00 to 14:59, and then 14:58, she realized that she was smiling, knowing that their time together would begin quickly.

She stepped down the hallway and into the room that he had prepared for her on their first meeting. It was at the end of the hallway, an office that had been converted into a dressing room of sorts, a closet for his supplies, and a place for her to keep her clothes and toys. The door had no lock, but his wife had strict instructions to stay out, and she, as an obedient, had followed the instructions. Only he and she knew what was behind the door, it was a gateway for him and especially for her.

She placed the two quarters quietly on top of the dresser and opened the top drawer. Inside was a selection of lingerie sets, each one color-coordinated, though few ever matched exactly. He did not like her to match, he said that it reminded him too much of an old girlfriend and that he liked her to be different. It somehow aroused her to hear him talk about his past  conquests. She liked to know that he had been with other women, had tasted other skin, and knew exactly what he wanted from her.

She selected a high-cut turquoise bottom and a deep green bra that matched close enough to look right together, without appearing to be a set. She undressed completely in front of the dresser, enjoying the few moments of simple nudity before she dressed for him. She did not know what brought out the side of her, this willingness to please, the acceptance of instructions. Perhaps it was an antidote to her situation at home where she had to be on top of her game all of the time, where she had to make all of the decisions to move things along, to make anything happen. Sometimes, she thought, it was nice to be told what to do.

As she stood there, uncovered, she could feel her body preparing for him. She felt her nipples harden, her lips swell, her body sensitized itself in preparation for his touch. He had given her permission to touch herself during these moments, but today she was enjoying the anticipation, and except for a light touch to remind herself of her recent Brazilian, she left herself alone.

She slipped her panties on over her feet and pulled them up over her thighs and around her body, lifting them up over the point of her hips to accentuate the plunging curve that went between her buttocks. She had not liked thongs before she met him, now she wore nothing else. She slipped on the strapless bra and took the two quarters from on top of the dresser and opened the door.

She walked up the stairs, remembering to skip the fifth step as it creaked quite unpleasantly until she was at the top of the landing. She loved this part of the house, the 270° panorama always took her breath away as she gazed out over the valley. Today the snow glistened and the sparkled and blinded her as her eyes adjusted to the light. She heard him stand as the door closed behind her.

"You look beautiful," he said, "I'm glad you could make it."

He stepped across the room until he was directly in front of her, just inches away, and he kissed her gently on the lips. They stood there kissing, inches away from each other, but not touching. She looks down at his bare chest and felt a surge of desire course through her. Wearing only silk shorts his arousal, "His cock" she thought in her mind, was evident. She wanted him so badly that she could feel the blue panties was wrapped around her body dampen the thought of him fucking her.

She was never sure why she wanted to talk so dirty around him, to use the words that she was never allowed to say at home, even when in bed.

Fuck
Cunt
Cum

These are the words that filled her head every time she thought of her lover's body. Here, she was allowed to be free, to make noise, to state her needs and her wants and her desires openly.

Their kisses extended for what seemed like forever, though she knew it was her mind playing tricks on her. "Touch me." She whispered, and he obliged, running his finger from the back of her neck across her breast bone down the center line of her belly until he slipped his finger brazenly inside her panties and inside her swollen lips. In one motion he expressed the tenderness and desire and hunger that she felt.

"Finger me." His hand slips deeper inside her as she felt his fingers penetrate and explore the wetness between her legs. First it was the single finger in the traced the line down her body but now it was joined by two, and she gasped, three. His thumb found her clit and began to aggressively circle her as they stood not inches from the doorway where she entered. The bright sun of a snowy afternoon blaze through the windows, drenching the room in a white light that worked its way through her closed eyelids and into her mind. She could feel her first orgasm coming. She could feel him penetrating her as she stood motionless on the hardwood floor of his room. This was his room, his sanctuary, this is where he took his pleasure, this is where he fucked her.

Without skipping a beat, he whispered in her ear saying, "Hand them to me."

She held out the quarters in the palm of her hand and he took them and balanced them on the points of her shoulders. "They are not to fall, do you understand?"

“Yes, I understand”

His free hand traced its way up the bare skin of the small of her back until he reached the clasp on the bra. With a practiced hand he unclasped it in one motion and the top fell away, exposing the bright pinkness of her nipples and her readiness. She took in a deep breath and felt the quarter on her left shoulder shift at a fraction and held herself still, a well-controlled panic settled over her and she forced her body to quiet itself. Her breathing, now back under control increased its pace as he felt his hands roam over her bare breasts.

She knew he would not cheat, he would be gentle enough, practiced enough, that it would not be his touch that dislodges the quarters, only her lack of control. He continued pleasuring her between her thighs, bringing her body closer and closer to its long sought after orgasm. She thought to herself how much she loved hearing that word, "orgasm." Her it meant a release, relief, acceptance, pure pleasure.
She knew she was at the point of no return, as his three fingers went deep inside her body. His pinky reached between her cheeks and tickled her ass, making her giggle and want to come. His thumb continued to circle her now swollen lips and she slowly moved her feet across the hardwood floor, ever wider, to allow him free access to her flesh.

When his tongue, full, wet, and beautifully rough, touched her left nipple, she came. She felt her body pump fluid into her lips and into her stuffed cunt. She felt her stomach muscles ripple and jump and twitch and she felt her thighs spasm as they fought against every instinct to move. She felt her toes curl and seek purchase on the smooth, hard floor, sliding together, trapping his hand, holding her still. 

When her climax hit, his fingers stopped moving, and held their place. He held her open, he held her clit, he stopped to allow her to continue. He felt the muscles of her vagina squeeze and hold and release and hold and squeeze again as the waves of pleasure coursed through her body. He held perfectly still and enjoy each wave.

Covered in sweat and breathing deeply she sent out feelers through the skin of her upper back to find the quarters that she hoped would still be there.  When she felt the cold metal on her bare skin she opened her eyes and smiled.  She smiled at this man who taught her restraint without ropes, bondage without cuffs, discipline without a whip.  He returned her smile open and happy, a smile that seemed to gain energy from the sun that spilled through the windows his hands cradled her face gently and he brought her to him and kissed her deeply. 

As they embraced, two quarters fell.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I hope you had a nice flight.

I'm sorry I wasn't there to keep your blanket warm, or to keep you warm upon you return to an empty house.

TMI Tuesday - Don't look too close

Recommendation.

Never take an up close pictures of your own radio. This is much more disgusting than I imagined. I mean, I know my car is getting old, but I guess it's time for a detail.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Naked


Naked, originally uploaded by stephen le.

i like the scene, the untold story of what just happened, or, maybe, what is about to happen. I just like it.

Monday morning news...


I was a bit nervous to get on the scale this morning because I had dinner at my mother-in-law's last night and she makes pasta. She makes a very good pasta, and meatballs, and fresh ground Parmesan cheese, and giant salads with full fatty yummy salad dressings.

I wasn't able to do any decent workouts over the weekend because of two days of rain so that added to my worries about my weight. I ate pretty well on Saturday, even though I did sneak a couple of extra cookies at a wedding reception, but they weren't that big, so I wasn't feeling too guilty.

At the gym I saw one of my favorite people, known in an earlier post as “Persian 1”. I know that sounds like a code name for a rocket, even though there is no way in hell that she would ever read this blog. If she did, I would have to admit sheepishly that I don't actually know how to spell her name correctly. I can say this, however, she is one of the most beautiful women I have ever met in person.

To delay me even further, I ran into a friend of mine, previously named “Prego”, and chatted for a bit. I admitted that I wasn't in any hurry to get out of the gym because it was chilly this morning. Not Canadian Rockies chilly, nor Europeans snow chilly, but for me, a California boy, it prompted me to wear my long blue running shirt, my long tights, and my hat and gloves. Prego made fun of me for being so bundled up but I didn't mind 30 minutes later as the wind cut through me every time I stopped at a streetlight.

To make a short story longer, I ended up going 4.5 miles (7.4k) in slightly over nine minutes per mile. I did three sets of 145 pounds on the bench press, don't laugh, at least I'm trying, and then hit the shower.

The moment of truth arrived and I hopped on the scale and was pleasantly surprised that it balanced out at 217.5 pounds! On a Monday! After rigatoni and meatballs! And after a serving of Moose tracks ice cream and a slice of pound cake the night before.

So, on the back of that good news’s I ate a healthy lunch of sushi, miso soup, and "Crazy Tuna” roll.  It was yummy. The best part of the lunch break was a few minutes later. I had gotten in line to buy a couple of my favorite cookies, and with only one person left in front of me, I tucked my money away and walked out the door without ordering anything.

I can still imagine what the chocolate chip cookie would taste like as it rolls across my tongue followed by a chaser of ice cold milk. But, being under 200 important on a Monday is too amazing to give up. I just have to be good and ignore the Girl Scout cookies that are in my credenza behind me.

Playing Pool in Shorts

When the TV show "Community" first aired on www.hulu.com I was very excited. Chevy Chase was a comic hero of mine as I was growing up based on his work in Saturday Night Live, even though he was only on it for one season. The first couple of episodes, however, left me cold and he is really bad.

Because of improved writing, and a couple of serious hotties on the show, I watched a couple more episodes and was surprised. Now I think it's one of the funniest shows I can get on Hulu. I actually find myself anticipating the next show, and even though I know that it's on only once a week, I check more often than not.

Anyway, this last episode had me laughing out loud, in my office at lunch.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/131473/community-physical-education#s-p1-so-i0

If you have time, watch it. If you've never seen it before don't worry, the characters are pretty recognizable and it's just funny. Especially for anyone who has had an obnoxious gym teacher, or ever played pool in shorts.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

It's the voice!!!!

If you turn down the sound she's kind of sexy, but if the volume is up, all bets are off.



This one is much better, in a purely superficial way.....  :-)

But I'm special that way....

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Good news...

OK, I'm not getting too excited, but I weighed in at 216 today after teaching my class at the gym.  That's not a big deal except that yesterday I was at 217, so I've been under 220 for four days, which makes me think it's "real."

The best part of seeing the scale under 220 is that it gives me more motivation during the day to keep it off.

So, today is a one muffin day (and they are very small), and my salad for lunch, and nothing else.  The challenge will be tonight at a meeting I'm going to, they promised cookies, and I'm a sucker for cookies.

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.

one more thing to distract me at work

why?

http://advizortoall.tumblr.com/

why not?


oh yea, and I twitter now too, just search for Advizor54.

:-)

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Quarters

This was dictated quickly at the end of a working day, using my voice recognition software.  Please forgive any errors.

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Quarters

It had been a long day at the office. Another major storm front had wrapped the freeways in snow and ice and was extending her 15-minute commute to almost an hour and a half. Though they had been long and difficult, coming home was no relief. Things had been as cold inside as they were outside, and another quiet dinner across a silent table offered her no solace.

Finally turning off the freeway, she felt her phone ringing in her coat pocket. She reached in and pulled it out and a smile broke across her face for the first time since a particularly tasty hamburger at lunch. In the instant before she answered the phone, she thought that it was quite pathetic that the highlight of her day was 1/4 pound of dead cow. Laughing at the thought, she answered the phone.

"I am so glad it's you." She said

She darted into the phone is her smile got bigger, and then vanished. "I would love to, but they already know I'm on the way home."

"Trust me, that has been taken care of. Keep your phone on and follow my instructions."

True to his word, her phone rang again moments later. This time she reacted with a frown.

"No," she said as the smile returned to her lips, "I totally understand, I can get dinner on my own, traffic is a bitch anyway; I might not be home for a while."

She hoped that he wasn't looking out the window as she drove past her home, deceptively inviting, covered in snow, and looking like a Michael Kinkaid painting. As she got to the end of her block, she turned left and drove to his house.

His driveway had been freshly shoveled in anticipation of her arrival, and the envelope on top of the stack of firewood held a single key that fit effortlessly into the lock.

The fire in the fireplace had been burning the long enough that a perfect bed of coals glowed deep red underneath the dancing flames of the freshly placed cherry wood. The pops and crackles of escaping gases and expanding would give a percussive soundtrack that matched the beating of her heart.

On the couch, three blankets awaited her, folded neatly as she liked. Next to the couch sat a large bowl of hot clam chowder and a fresh bread roll, and a small plate of butter. She was supposed to be on a diet, but he knew her too well. He knew that after the long drive, the freezing wind, and the stress of the day, that the rest of the evening would go better if her belly were full and her energy up.

She knew that he would not be home for over an hour, so she ate dinner with gusto and then settled in for a short nap. The alarm on her phone roused her out of her sleep 15 minutes later, and she opened the second envelope as instructed.

Inside was a single piece of paper with two words, and two quarters.

"Dress appropriately" was all it said.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

almost midnight

In five minutes it will be her midnight. Wrapped in five or six layers of tank tops, T-shirts, and sweats, she will dive under two or three blankets in an attempt to stay warm. She sleeps layered, against the cold air that creeps through the patio door and into her bedroom.

It is strange how I miss her more on some days than on others, a friendship based on words, e-mail, pictures, and a little camera that sits atop my monitor. Internet friendships are so ethereal, at best, each one filling a need, a niche, a gap in our lives that we cannot fill any other way.

Each friend fills a different role and each role changes over time, based on mood and need and opportunity. Are you a lover or a friend? Master or sub? Jester or confidant? Sometimes my mood and their mood do not match, and we pass in the night even though we talk for hours.

I am frisky, as she deals with trauma in a friend's life.
I am somber of heart, and she needs me to cheer her up.
My morning is fresh, and her day is done.
I am full of horny energy as she prepares to sleep.
I am happy, while she is lonely.
I have the sun and the wind as she fights drifting snow and a frigid husband.

We reach out to each other and most of the time find a place in the middle where we lift each other's spirits. Though I may not find the playmate I am looking for, I am always finding a listening ear, and a sympathetic heart. If I will listen to them, they will tell me what they can offer that day, and what they cannot. I am grateful for all of them, for those who play, for those who flirt, for those who argue, and for those who just listen as my fingers rant across the lines of the Internet.

Monday, March 1, 2010

People I hate

Vendors who cold call and claim to have been talking to my boss (getting transferred does not imply support)

Vendors who call me as a "courtesy" to the "top 50" practitioners in my field. (Even I know I'm not in the top 50, I'm not even in the top five at my own company, and I'm the only one.)

Vendors who then go on to ask me questions to see if I meet their critera, you called me buddy, not the other way around.

Men who lie to women about their jobs, it makes the rest of us super-model millionaire pilots look bad.

Drivers who don't watch out for cyclists, runners, walkers, joggers, or grandmas.

Web designers who don't know how to get past my company blocks.

IT guys who put up company blocks. (It’s not porn, it's art, really)

Who ever invented Transfats and partially hydrogenated corn oil, and Ding Dongs.

Curse them all.

Who do you hate?
And mom, don't answer, I got the point in my birthday card; you're not the only one sorry you got pregnant.