This week’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by An Optimistic Virgin. Read her Have and Have Not for inspiration and HAVE FUN creating yours.
List five (5) things you have done that other people probably have not done.
- Gone Skydiving
- Fucked my Wife
- Masturbated to orgasm in a Cathedral
- Made out with a lesbian while her girlfriend pounded on my car windows
- Gone to church every Sunday most of my life (I can't remember ever missing 3 services in a row) Now, granted, millions of people have done this, just not too many of my readers....
- Had sex (intercourse) outsite my marriage
- Had a threesome, foursome, or moresome
- Gone down on my wife during her period.
- Been tied up or tied up someone else (boy, do I want to check this one off the list)
- Seen my ex-girlfriend naked...
Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you’ve ever seen?
Sexually? I've seen some pictures that I'd like to "un-see." In person? I haven't see too much in the way of "odd." I did walk past a couple of homeless people having sex in a tent once, that was disturbing, but I'm sure they thought they were well hidden, even though they were only a few feet off the path.
Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?
LOL.... there are a lot of "experimental" moments when I was young and hormonal and discovering ways to get my rocks off in private. Most of them are too embarrasing for words, but a few involved moulding clay, my mom's vibrator, a quiet place in the woods behind my house, or a step ladder. Not all at the same time mind you.
I've mentioned this a couple of times, but in terms of "odd", I was the last make-out session for a friend before her wedding, the last before a friend joined a religious sect that kind of frowned on getting orgasms in the park under the slide from a friend, I've made out in the ocean (being in cold water does not equal being "wet" and salt water stings!!!)
I made a GF cum while she was talking on the phone to her mom, I was busted by a cop jerking off in a car while I waited for a friend's delayed flight to get to the airport, oooh, the list is long and embarrasing, so i'll just leave it there for now. Sometimes TMI is TMI..
8 comments:
Wow... you have an amazing list of "dones"! I've never done any of your not-dones either. Well, maybe your ex-girlfriend... ;)
I love your lists! Made me laugh out loud a couple of times!
5 things you've done; fucked your wife... Fantastic!
Tom - So, how was she? I never got to find out.
O - Making a beautiful woman laugh is always a pleasure.....
I hadn't considered the "fucked my wife" answer, but I should have. In the big picture there are a lot more people who haven't done this than who have. As for church, Jill goes most Sundays (no, I do not). Your bonus answers are pretty amusing. Thusfar I have been lucky enough not to encounter any homeless people having sex, though I have seen more than my share of homeless people throwing up, enough that after the fourth or fifth time I started to take notice. As for your experimental moments, I doubt that you were much different than the average young kid in his formative years. While I'm intrigued by the different things/places involved, I am glad to report that I never stumbled upon my mother's vibrator, nor confirmed that she ever actually owned one. I was once the last make-out session for a friend before her wedding, and after she and her husband split up, we did it again, though we never had sex. Sometimes TMI is indeed TMI, but your bonus answers had me laughing. (Sorry I'm not a beautiful woman but I hope my laughter means something to you nonetheless.) Happy TMI Tuesday!
-Jack
Moulding clay huh? Oh, the things we did!!! (or still do) :)
have done : 3) couldn't help yourself, or testing God?
haven't done : 2) me neither (technically) 4) I'm curious as to what happens in your mind after the tying up of you part.
Jack - - You'll always laugh like a beautiful woman in my mind.. ( I guess that doesn't sound like the compliment I thought it was... ) And to clarify, my mom's vibrator was not anatomically correct, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't used to sooth tired back muscles.
France - Yea, that moulding clay was a bad one, and what do you mean by... "or still do...."?
Freya - I was always testing God that way and he hasn't struck me down yet, so either He doesn't care or He has a sense of humor. What do you mean by "technically" and for #4, I'd do my taxes of course.... what were you thinking of?
Definitely need to check the bondage stuff off your list. Work on that...pronto!!!
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