TMI Tuesday: Formspring? What's that?

I will admit to not knowing what "FromSpring" really is except a way to imbed an "Ask Me" box on your blog.  I am a Formspring neophyte and such, don't have a lot to say, except, that I love getting questions.  There are very few I won't answer.  And if you do ask a question I won't answer, I will tell you instead of lie to you.  So, with that frail introduction, let's get into the quesions....


Today’s TMI Tuesday consist of Formspring questions pulled from around the Web. The NY Times called Formspring “An E-vite to Insults and Crude Queries.” I admit, I pulled the tame, less crude questions.

1. What is your favorite type of weather?

This is easy, because I’m not going to pick just one.

For running – A light fog on a ‘not quite chilly’ fall morning

For skiing (snow) – either heavy fog for cutting through deep powder and tall trees with Pink Floyd on my headphones, or 40 degrees, sunny, with LOTS of sunscreen and wide open runs.

For reading –Cold and rainy curled up in my living room

For childhood sleep outs – Thunderstorms that rock the valley and put on a lightening display over the lake.  We slept on discarded mattresses under the patio cover

For fashion – The first 2 weeks of warm spring weather when heavy coats melt away and mini-shirts and short shorts take control.\

For me? – I love the fall because I look great in boots, jeans, and a flannel shirt.

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?

I don’t.  My blog started off as a sex blog, but now it’s more vague, more spur of the moment, and, since most of the sex I get is web-based, it’s not up for discussion.  I used to edit and post my chats, but I haven’t done that for a while.  I hate to admit it, but I’m a sex-blogger who doesn’t write much about sex, which makes me just a blogger, and we know that most bloggers are self-absorbed douche bags.  You do the math.

3. Do you like role-play? What is your favorite scenario?

My wife has never been able to get past the sense of silliness so we never get in to it.  She also hates the idea of me fantasizing about other women, so to play the “other woman” freaks her out a bit.

If I could play that way, I like the “stranger in the street” scenario, and the “late night at the gym.”  If there are costumes involved, we could go for cheerleader and coach, priest and supplicant, or Moose and Squirrel.

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?

LOL….. ROFL….ROFLMAO……  what a silly question. 

Um, Yes. I have been hurt in relationships that have an ongoing affect/effect on my life. Where to begin?

Grandma and Grandpa used me in Satanic rituals related to disco music.

Mom sold me at 5, dad won me back in a poker game 2 years later.

My brothers and sisters used to play naked games in which I took part

My first girlfriend told her little sister to tell my younger brother that she hated me.

After 6 years of being held captive in the basement, my older brother snapped and dressed me up as his bride and the dog as a preacher.  It was a legal marriage in Kentucky.

My mom and dad didn’t talk to each other for several years and didn’t share a bedroom after my 12^th birthday until the day she died.  I’m 47.

My high school sweetheart dumped me before graduation so she could mingle in the summer.

Oh, the list is long, and each little bit of pain builds up like plaque in the arteries until one day a vein bursts and everything turns to shit.  But hey, it’s not like I’m cynical or anything.

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
            “Chinese food is made of kittens”
            “The man who handed this to you is an assassin, RUN!”
            “See other side for great riches” – on the other side “1-800-Get-A-JOB”

6. How big is your dick?

It varies between “Oh shit, that was good!” and “Hey, the water was really really cold”

Bonus:  I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?

No, because until this TMI, I never really thought about it. 

Bonus, bonus: What is the best or oddest formspring question you’ve been asked? What was your answer?

Since I don’t have FormSpring, I’ll remember back to the rudest question.

My building security guard at work asked me, “If you work out all the time at the gym, why are you still…..”  He didn’t have the balls to finish the question, so I did it for him, “…FAT”

He stammered like the idiot he is, and tried to apologize.  I told him to ask his boss the same question since we worked out together….  More stammering, I think the idiot almost peed himself. 

Maybe I’ll add a question and answer spot to the blog.  I like questions, I and love making up the answers.

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