Tuesday, December 6, 2011

It never made sense in the first place

Stop everything else, and watch this film. you will not regret it.
If your parent's graduated high school in the 80's, this will bring you closer together.
If you graduated during that time yourself, remember just how cool over-sized suits really were.
If this is just "crazy kids music," then, maybe you should find another blog.


Talking Heads - Stop Making Sense from Karsten Elmer on Vimeo.
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1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?

        Maybe this guy.  Works hard, gets around, knows what he's doing, but would rather get paid than noticed.  Best features, never gets lost, but admits it when he does, and the best part of his day is picking up beautiful women who give him money.


2. If I gave you an elephant where would you hide it?

         I would hide it here.  Dressed as a lion tamer in wheel chair with a mirrored contact lens, I'd finally fit in to my favorite commercial.



   

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to….

        Chicken Out - I sent her the e-mail, and if she responds, I'm going to go see her, and if she lets me, I'm going to kiss her the way I should have kissed her three years ago.  but don't worry, she's not going to.

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?

        If you count camping, then it wold be 9 days unless swimming counts as "bathing."  Over Thanksgiving week I went 3 1/2 days without showering just because of weird schedules and activities (mostly outside).  As a kid I discovered that jerking off in the shower was the best place ever.  No one could hear you, and the mess cleaned itself up.  I was the cleanest kid in school.


5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?

I don't do pranks. I killed a man once, he didn't think it was that funny though.



Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you heard recently?

That CJ is NOT getting laid off with the rest of us, but has cut a deal with Finance to stay on for a few months, but the joke's on him, their project is going to tank soon. Because, well, CJ's going to be in charge of it. Oh, and I heard that the hot guy from security is gay. I'm not sure if the rumor is true, but his boyfriend thinks it is, so I may believe it.

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7 comments:

O said...

I'd put my elephant in the middle of the room... after I'd painted it purple with green polka dots. And then I would tell everyone that it was forbidden to talk about it. That's hiding something, isn't it?

Jack and Jill said...

We love the answer to #3. We hope everything works out the way you would like it to. And as for #4, you're definitely not the only kid who spent way too much time in the shower. You're already naked, the door is presumably locked or you can expect a little privacy, and the cleanup is easy. My showers are responsible for the drought that California suffered through in the late '80s and early '90s.

-Jack

Advizor54 said...

O- I love your approach, and it makes the elephant so pretty.

Jack - so my dads lawn died so you could get off? Good work, kept me from mowing all summer.

Carolina said...

#3-OMG that's kinda hot. Kissed her the way you should have...mmmm! Good Luck!

Love the commercial!

France said...

Hoping for a happy ending for #3 :)
Not sure what to say about #5 though!

viemoira said...

Great answers - love your choice for a car! :)
~viemoira

Advizor54 said...

An update on #3 - She did not, of course, call, text, or e-mail. Pleasant memories will be just that. And I'm OK.

Carolina - Sadly, she will never know what she missed.

France - Don't worry about #5, I was acquited.

Viemoira - Thanks, i stick with the classics.