Thursday, June 30, 2011

What I do best.

I have several ex-friends who will testify to it in court. 
http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Olo49ATSMg

(I tried to imbed this, didn't work)

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I'm off for the long weekend.  We are heading to "the cabin" (my brother-in-law's mountain house) for Friday and then off to the desert for a couple of days in the sun.  With the American Independence Day (July 4th for my foreign friends) on Monday and a vacation day planned for Tuesday, I won't be around much.  From Friday on I'll be with family and hopefully away from the computer, though I will miss you all dearly.  Really, I will.

  • OK, here is a thought.  I did a google images search for "Patriotic Graphics" and got THIS.  Why?  I know that Google knows that I'm in the USA, but what if I was Pakistani, or Italian, or, heaven forbid, Canadian?  Would I get different graphics based on my country or would I be subjected to an onslaught of Red, White, and Blue?
  • If you search for Pakistani, you get 12 images from Pakistan (I assume) and button designs for the USA.  Makes me wonder....  Italy didn't fare much better.

I am working on FFF for tomorrow.  If you haven't joined in, do it this week, I like the picture a lot, though, for some reason, it's kind of melancholy.  I may be able to post something for Sunday's Sacrilege.  A friend sent me a cartoon that made me laugh, I might use that.  It sparked some thoughts. I love getting ideas from readers. 

OK, time for a meeting.  And, to all the people on the other side of the river, staring at me over the smouldering flames of the bridge, I hope you are doing OK, I miss you.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Plan (Part 4)

You can read Part 1, 2, and 3 here if you have too much time on your hands.
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She remembered coming back to earth in his arms as he carried her through the Penthouse.  She felt the soft cotton sheets and gave herself over to them as a willing offering.  The last thing she remembered was the light touch of his lips on her forehead.

Her dreams were fevered and confused,  Sexual without release, erotic without definition.  She raised her hand to wipe the sleep from her eyes but could not.  The dream continues, she thought, and a soft smile crossed her lips.  She rolled over but felt herself tangled in the sheets and fought to release herself but couldn’t.  She pulled out of her dream-state and felt what tangled her for real. Restraints on her wrists and ankles, wide  bands of Velcro, padded with silk, attached to surgical tubing that allowed her to move and stretch, but not escape.  She could bring her hands off the bed, but could not touch her face or cover herself.  Her clothes were gone and she began to panic.

“Andrew!!!”  she yelled, wondering at first, if this was a part of a kinky culmination of the plan.  When he didn’t poke his head out from behind the bathroom door, or playfully appear to release her, the bile and panic welled up within her. 

“ANDREW!!!”  her voice cracked and she felt afraid.   She jerked and pulled every way she could until her arms and shoulders ached from the exertion.  There were no clocks on the wall or at the bed-stand and the blinds were drawn. Faint ornage light peaked through, but was it morning or evening?  Had she slept 2 or 12 hours?  She did not know and she kicked and fought against the restraints.  Tears came to her eyes and she exhausted herself.  The padded cuffs left no marks except the ones upon her mind. Finally, somewhere in the house, she heard a door open. 

With relief she called out, “Andrew?  Is that you?” her voice and mood lightened, “You are quite a bastard you know.”  She tried to keep a playful tone but the feeling of abandonment grew within her.  “Andrew?”  She repeated, yet no one answered.  Sounds from just across the threshold continued.  A voice.  It sounded feminine.

“Hello!?”  she called out again.  “Can you help me”? 

Another voice, deeper, accented though muffled, joined the first one. 

From beneath the bed she heard a click, and a whirring sound, a small motor perhaps, and then real panic set in. 

The slender tubes of her restraints began to vibrate and then move, shortening a centimeter at a time, pulling her hands apart, making her defenseless to remain covered.  The strong muscles of her thighs fought against the pull as long as they could, until they too gave up the fight and spread wide.  The motor stopped.  The only thing she could hear was her own heartbeat and too-rapid breathing.  She felt light-headed. 

“Is this part of your fucking plan?” she screamed in anger.

The lights when  went low and she heard a voice.

“Why yes.” It was Andrew’s voice and she wept with joy, “It is.”

“You are here!”  She laughed and thought of the look on a hostages’ face as they realize their captor has granted them clemency.  “It is you.” she called out as she heard the door open.  But she stopped short.  The footfalls were too light, and then there were two.  The voices were in the room with her and it was suddenly dark.

After a few seconds, she found that  her eyes weren’t adjusting to the light.  Not a sliver came under the door, not a glimmer came from a dimmed bulb.  The orange light of sunrise/sunset was gone.  This was darkness defined and she was alone with two voices and footfalls that were unfamiliar to her. 

“Do you trust the plan?” Andrew’s voice whispered in the dark. She listened closer now, the hanging sibilants meant that he was coming through a speaker.

 “NO YOU FUCK!” her voice was filled with anger, “I do not trust the plan!”

The footfalls stopped, paused, and then retreated.  A door closed and it was silent again.  Another click and a whir and the restraints slackened until she could rub her wrists and wipe away the tears from her face. 

His voice returned.  “You are free to go.” That was all he said. “I am sorry to have bother you.  Clean clothes and cab fare home are in a package in the anteroom.”

The speaker went silent and she cried. The lights came up slowly, allowing her eyes to adjust.  She looked around.  In one corner were tulips, her favorite flower in a heavy glass vase.  She counted 2 dozen that she could see just from this angle, more were hidden.  In the other corner was a plate of dark chocolate cookies.  Had they just arrived or had they been there the whole time?  How could she have missed the home-baked fragrance in the dark?

She turned around on the bed, the slack restraints slithered on the bed cover behind her like sycophantic snakes..  On a small night stand was a picture of her from the restaurant.  Her eyes were smiling as she tossed her hair back in a laugh and she remembered that very moment and remembered him placing his camera back down on the table before she had even finished laughing.  In the last corner was a mirror in a deep ebony frame.  She looked and concentrated on the small letters that lined the bottom of the mirror, “I make him smile” was elegantly engraved.

She sat on the edge of the bed and sobbed.  She was confused.  She felt fear, love, trust, anger, betrayal, and need, all with within the past 24 hours. 

She knew what she had to do.

She laid back down on the bed, her bare skin on the soft sheets.  “I want to stay.” 

The lights went low and she heard the familiar click and whir, and she felt the bands tighten.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

TMI - Never say never

1. What are the three (3) "nevers" of your life? (Things you would never do or have never done)
     Purposefully hurt a child, the handicapped, or the elderly.
     Bad mouth the faith I grew up in, even if I depart from it.
     Forget that the choices I make are my choices.  No one made me do anything.

Those are way too serious, so here are three more
     Wear stripes and plaids together unless playing professional golf
     Have sex with the future queen (again) or her sister (again), or together
     Pay for sex (isn't buying her a house payment enough)


2. Who or what sleeps with you?
     My wife, my phone on the bedside, and my son at 5:45 AM (almost every day)
     I do, however, believe that people should be allowed to sleep with whomever they want as long as sex is not involved, few things are better than a nap with a friend.

3. What were you doing at midnight last night?
     Thankfully sleeping. We were in bed by 10:30 and asleep by 10:32

4. What is the most bizarre thing someone has ever asked you to do sexually?
     My girlfriend "loaned" me to her BFF for 2 weeks, an Ex called me for "one last time" before she got married, another asked me to "make me feel it" before she left for an ultra-conservative all-girls college, and another had to have her legs at just the exact angle when I touched her.  All seems pretty tame now, but when it was happening it seemed mighty odd.  And, one friend would let me do anything with my fingers to her, but she never touched me back. 

5. What is stashed under your bed/mattress? Why is it there?
      Emergency supplies (shoes, a crowbar, a fire extinguisher), one vibrator, various cords for our electric blanket, a mirror-cause where else will it fit, and a whole colony of dust bunnies.

Bonus: What is the one thing you have not done with your partner that you really want to do and how will you go about making it happen?

     This isn't very exciting, but we want to remodel the house without killing each other, travel more when money loosens up a bit, and spend more time alone (with each other, just no kids).

Sexually we are moving ever slowly towards light bondage play, when I gave her a new vibrator the other day (see post coming soon), I also mentioned that i bought her a "sleeping mask" that she's never seen.  I want her to wear it while I pleasure her, and then figure out how to get her to play, not with ropes and hooks, but a silk scarf and the cultivate a willingness to push her own boundaries. 

These might just be the most boring TMI answers of all time.  Please forgive me.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Monday Multiples

How many personalities do you have?
Are you really you on your blog?
Or are you, like me,
someone else entirely?


Working on the Internet, reading the words of my friends and associates, lovers and targets, we change, chameleon -like, into what our mood, our energy level, our latest meeting, bathroom visit, or argument want us to be.  We are all shape-shifters.  Perhaps not all, but before you say, "not me," stop and listen.

Listen to the words you wrote  today and compare them to the morning you woke up in his/her arms? 
Are you the same person when you are happy as when you are sad?

How much do you flirt on days when dinner disagrees with you, or when the breakfast burrito is fighting back like Zapata and the rest of his men?  Some days your are the cowboy, someday you are the Indian, and sometimes you are Custer. 

I have my "real" life where I pretend to be me.
I have my blogger life, where I pretend to be cool and oh so knowing.
I have friends how want me to be sports guy.
Women who want me to be Master
Some want me to be bolder, so I try, I pick the words I want to say, I shut down my editor, and speak.
I say words that I've never used, and they smile, and I smile back.
Some want me to be the preacher, the choir boy, the boy scout I once was.
Some just want me to wear the uniform while I fuck them.
Most of my friends in my real life would not expect me to have another.
My on-line version of me is much more interesting, more daring, dirtier, earthy.
I don't see such a contradiction.
I've always liked getting sweaty, hot, dirty, tired, working with my hands and tools and feeling the thing.
I like feeling the thing, the earth, the wood, your skin, your hair, the food, the flavor, the thing.
Who am I and why can't I be the same at home and on-line?
Why can't I wrap my arms around my wife, kiss her deeply on the neck, and say, "I want to fuck you."?
Why must we be proper, respectable, controlled?
"FUCK ME!" I want to call to her and laugh as I take her hand and run to the bedroom, past the sleeping children or better, into the bedroom as they play with their friends outside, just two panes of glass and a curtain away. But that's not the "me" she wants. 

Oh well, there are lots of "me"s where that one came from, maybe I shouldn't worry about keeping count and just focus on keeping track.

Admittedly this post is a bit scattered, a little off, but that's the mood, well it was the mood until a friend called and lifted my spirits. 

Now I'm an entirely different me, one that really wants a slice of pizza!!

Have a great Monday.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

TMI - Where did you do that? - update

I can't believe I forgot my own honeymoon!!!

We stayed in Jamaica and had a fantastic time.  Beautiful queen bed, a large balconey, no neighbors, a huge multi-head shower, and some great beaches.  Throw in a week with no schedule and topless Europeans on the beach, and it added up to a fantastic week of sex.  So add one more country to my list.


http://couples.com/swept-away/photos.php

And forgive the cheesy music of the video....

a passing phase

I wrote this a while ago.  Triggered by a long conversation about Internet relationships and a friend's post, it had a little mini-meltdown.  not a meltdown, just a little 1 hour pity-party that expressed itself badly.  the result is below, but don't give up after reading it, I gain my composure at the end.

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the Internet is a dangerous place for those who grasp reality lightly.

I saw the post go up while I was browsing around the web, catching up on sports, trying not to think about her, about us, about anything. I haven’t heard from her in days, weeks probably by now, but my mind refuses to do the math and admit the reality. It’s about him, I know, it’s always about him, it’s about how he makes her cum about how his words light her on fire and how she can’t wait to be with him again. I hate him, I haven’t even met him, I don’t know his name, she never told me, but I know every detail because she parades it before all the world to see. My heart begins to race, I right click in reader and open the post but I can’t bring myself to click through the warning or to move ahead, it’s about him. I know it. It’s about how wet she gets and how good she feels and how he’s going to take her this weekend and how she’s going to cum in his arms while the video camera whirs and zooms and records it all and how they are going to watch it and then do it all over again as the tape plays on his fucking big-screen-hi-def-the-model-I-can’t-afford TV screen. Fuck it!!! My heart is still racing. It races until it breaks into thousand pieces every time I read her words that talk about him. Him, Him, Him. Fuck. Shit! He gets her, he gets her all the time now, it’s just him. No time for me. Jealous little prick, that’s all I am now. That’s what I’ve been reduced to. An outsider, a voyeur, the sad man across the fence looking in the window with my hand down my pants. Pathetic, lonely, stupid for wanting what I could never have, insane for thinking I meant anything at all. Dreams crushed, hopes scorned, I look in the mirror and you “YOU STUPID FUCK!!!”, unsure if I’m yelling at me or him or her. But it’s me, it’s pain, its hurt and rejection, it’s all the years of high school pain wrapped into a reminder of Donna and the necklace, Jill and the spider, Cara at the racquetball court, and Andrea on the mountain. It all comes rushing back with fresh intensity that scares me and drives me to pound on the keyboard in frustration and self-pitying grief. She was never mine, none of them were, none of them are now, they are all just figments of my fevered imaginations, wishes within dreams wrapped in delusions and misunderstandings. I see the tab, crowded out now by others and porn and sports that offer no distraction. Her tab sits there in the midst of clutter and debris and detris and shines like a taunting beacon. “read me” it insists. “read how he makes me cum” it laughs out loud this little digital bookmark, “read how good his cock feels in my cunt” I can hear it mocking me as I delve into twitter and tumblr and news and weather and work and cleaning my desk. Yet her tab sits there, insisting on being read, shouting the truth my mind cannot accept and my heart can not understand. FUCK YOU!!!! Fuck you for loving her, for needing her like a desperate child, for believing her lies, for buying her line, for thinking that you were every worthy of her. Leave her husband for you? You stupid fuck. Right. She’s going to leave him for you, give up the big house, her socialite friends, the country club, the dinning cars, the private jet, you silly silly man, is that what you expected/ I that what you thought would happen, really? And next the Timberwolves were gong to call and ask you to play for them, finally realizing that they needed a short, old, white guy who can’t jump. It’s about as likely you dumb piece of shit. She laughing at you right now you know, every time you e-mail and or nudge or wink or poke or send that “cute little e-card” she gets them and deletes them you know, she doesn’t even read them any more, you aren’t any better than Viagra ads and Nigerian bank accounts. You are junk mail in her life, you know that, right? Can you admit that to yourself now? At least she has a life, she’s living it without you, or can’t you read. Can’t you read that even when she’s not with him her life is better than yours, her career, her clothes, her trips, it’s all better than you, it’s all better than you will ever be, don’t you understand that yet you prick? Grow a pair and face reality. Stop following her if you can’t handle it you little fucking baby boy. If you don’t want to know who’s she fucking, don’t read her stories about fucking, its pretty simple you stupid masochist you are a forgotten martyr, she doesn’t even remember you, she barely knew your name to begin with, Geez Louise, don’t you get that yet? You were never ever every anything more than a diversion, a lark, a plaything, a disposable toy you get and play with until it breaks and then dump in the trash like so many other disposable tissues, plastic forks, and tampon tubes. That is all you ever were. Snap out of it Grow up.. Geez, you dumb fuck. Get real.
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OK, so here's my question.  

We all have emotions, thoughts, and desires we suppress.  We bite our tongue, we distract ourselves, we "get a grip" and move on.  Most of the time this is good socially, politically, and legally.  We think dark and angry thoughts.  We plan murders, subversion, revolution, and departures in our head a hundred unspoken times.  And then something happens.  

Last night was almost an example.  My wife and I were having one of our rare arguments, not a quiet discussion, but voices were raised, backs turned, and tears were on the brink.   She said, "I need to stop talking before something is said..  That took me back and the conversation took a break until we both relaxed, regrouped our thoughts and were able to choose our words more carefully. I'm not sure what she was about to say, but she knew she had to stop, one of her internal dialogues was about to get out and she knew that would be bad.    So we stopped.  I'm sure feelings were spared and we avoided digging into hurt that has been long dealt with. 

When I write a piece like today's, I wonder if it helps or hurts.  Does it help to get angry words out on paper or does it just make real the ether of our thoughts making them more difficult to expunge later?

I certainly didn't write this piece for any one friend.  While emotions get triggered by specific things I don't want anyone to think this is about "them."  This is about me, the narcissist who insists that the world revolves around me.  In industry, "venting" is an action to release steam, vapor, and occasionally liquids, to reduce pressure within a system.  Frequently the gases released are toxic in large amounts so venting is done under specific wind, temperature, and weather conditions.  Sometimes we don't vent emotions as carefully. 

We let out the toxic vapors of our mind while forgetting who is downwind.

So don't let this bother anyone, please, some of the emotions dredged up were actually from high school if you can believe that.  Pain simmers, it stores, and then it escapes.  

I love you all, but sometimes I just have to let go.

Friday, June 24, 2011

FFF - 6-24 - Take to the streets

“Take it down; I can’t look at it any more.  It’s disgusting.”  I turned away from the screen.
“Lighten up General;” said my aide-de-camp, “it’s just a picture.”
“NO!” I slammed the palm of my hand hard to the desk, “It’s not just a picture.”  I couldn’t believe that my aid, a child of the Internet generation, could be so naïve.  He stared at me in shock.
“This isn’t porn Jasper,” I stood next to image, bathed in projected light, “This is propaganda,” I could feel my blood boiling; “This is revolution.”
“But General,” he stammered, nervous to contradict me, “it’s just…..”
“It’s just what?”  I collected my thoughts and stared at him.  “It’s just two kids fornicating in the streets for a picture.  NO!”  I shook my head.  “Look at the date-stamp on the file, this picture was taken on Tuesday, THIS TUESDAY Jasper.”  I felt my skin burn, “We make their streets rattle and hum with God’s justice!  We bring them discipline and salvation and this is how they repay us?”
“The pic’s gone viral General, it’s everywhere.” His voice was almost a whisper now.
“I know Jasper,” I smiled, “that is why God’s war is just beginning.”

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When is sex subversive? 
When is love revolutionary?
When do we fight back, not with guns and anger, but with simple expressions of love and revolution?

I let this picture languish all week.  Unattractive people doing unattractive things in a unattractive place.    Why?  Why in the streets, with such pained expressions, I thought of John and Yoko, I thought of this image from Vietnam and of Tienanmen Square.  These images are all more than images, love, violence, bravery.  What motivated the picture for this weeks post?  In reality, of course, it's probably some college kid's idea of being edgy or shocking, but what if there is more to the story? 

Then, this morning on the bus, as I was studying the freckles on the arm of the beautiful woman in the seat in front of me, the idea came to me.  Sex can be revolutionary.  Sex, the most intimate of decisions, can fight back against the powers that be, against those who try to reach into the private corners of our lives.  What if this photo was takes on the streets of Tehran, or the center square of Kabul, or in Kandahar?  What if, instead of a goof, the picture was a giant "Fuck You!" to those who claim to speak for God and have taken to the gun to enforce 'His' will?

But how to tell the story in just (and exactly) 200 words?  I imagined the conversation in the war room between a frustrated General and his aid.  What do you do when the world gives you the finger when God is on your side? 


Images are not just images
Sex in not just sex
Love is revolutionary.
Viva La Revolucion!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Which is sexier?

Black & White                                          or                                                  Color?




Start here

Dressed?                                                   or                                      Undressed
 
Tell me what you like?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Plan (Part 3)

You can read Part One and Part Two, if you so desire.
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The elevator door opened and she stepped out.

A selection of food was out on a small buffet and she admitted she was hungry again.  She plucked and ate a few for the frozen grapes and a slice or two of strawberry, and began to wander around.  The design was simple, almost Quaker style, but with modern materials and styling.  The doors were all unlocked and she found him waiting for her on the balcony.   Overlooking the river. 

“It’s a beautiful night for a drive. Isn’t it.” He asked. 

“It was” she replied and stepped towards him.

He held her close and let his hands roam over her body, still sensitive after the events of the evening. 

“So what’s our plan for me now?”

“I promised you a night of pleasure you would never forget.” He said, “How do you think I’m doing so far?”

“Pretty damn good, I’d say,” her smile was genuine, “but…”

“But what?”

“But I want you.” 

“I know,” he took her in his arms and kissed her deeply, “but that’s not a part of the plan.  You’ve known that from the start.”

“I know”, she looked a little defeated, “but I thought…”

“I know what you thought, dear.” he turned her until they both looked out over the city, “I’m a man with a plan.”

“Fuck the plan and just fuck me.” 

“Patience”

“Fuck patience”

“Patience” he said, and  turned her, bending her at the waist until she had to catch herself on the metal railing.  He pressed into her and she felt his hand inside the pocket of his slacks, arranging himself until she felt his cock straight, long, and hard between her cheeks.  He pulled his hand out of his pocket and pressed the button on the small remote that he had been holding.  A small lens opened off to his left, deep inside the trellis on the balcony.

‘Oh fuck” she moaned as she began to grind back against him as he tossed to device back in to the room through the open patio door.

He turned back to her and lifted her skirt and exposed her ass to the cool night air.  Her body was still in flames and she didn’t know if she could take much more. She felt him him kneeling behind her and cried out as his tongue found the tight pucker of her ass. 

“Please…” she cried.

He used both hands to pull her wider, and she felt his tongue on her most intimate skin.  With his tongue fully inside her, his fingers went to work and she let out an almost heartbreaking cry as she came again. 

His arms wrapped around her thighs and he pulled her back on to his kisses.  She opened her eyes and saw her knuckles, white with strain, holding on to the small metal railing of the balcony.  Wave after wave cascaded over her and she felt another orgasm building. 

“FUCK ME” she cried and heard an echo across the street as she tried to stifle her own voice.  His arms tightened more and his hands split and spread her as his relentless tongue attacked from stem to stern.

He pulled back for a moment and whispered, “NO” and made her cum again.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

TMI - Where did you do that?

1.      How many states have you had sex in? How many countries? Yes, Oral counts! All sex acts– penetrative or not– are sex.

What about solo activities?  For those of you who’ve read for very long you’ll know that I’ve only had penetrative (to use the term from above) sex with my wife.  Yes, for a sex-blogger (kind of), I’ve had very little sex.  So, if we expand the question to be, “How many states have you had an orgasm in?” then my list gets much longer. And yes, I looked at a map while I made my list.


Washington - O
California - Sex
Nevada - Sex
Utah - Sex
Wyoming - Sex
Montana - Sex
Colorado - O
Arizona – Sex
Mexico – Sex
CanadaVancouver, British Columbia
Canada - Niagara Falls, Ontario (best strip clubs ever)
Nebraska - O
Iowa – O
Minnesota – O
Illinois - Sex
Georgia – Sex
Florida – O
Virginia – O
Pennsylvania – O
Washington DC – everything but sex
NY – everything but sex
NY – O
Connecticut – O (just last week)
Plus, 2 undisclosed international locations. 

To add some interest, here are the places I wish I could have sex, in no particular order (really), Minnesota, Kentucky, The Carolinas, New York, England, Italy, Greece, Switzerland, Australia, Brazil


2. What do you think is the sexiest piece of clothing a man/women wears on a daily basis? e.g., bra, jeans, sundress, dress shirt, etc.
The right lingerie is always a must, it doesn’t have to match or be expensive, but it has to fit right and flatter you.  Dress for your body, not for me.  I love good shoes but not to the fetish stage, they get noticed, but not obsessed over. Glasses, if needed, must be considered a fashion item and not a burden, there are great designers out there, find a frame that works for you, not against you.  Well-cut pants are also a must.  It’s your ass, good or ill, dress it well.  Jewelry should enhance, never distract, so keep it simple, pretty, and let it catch my eye but not my attention.  A blouse should rarely be blousy.  Trim and neat, they should be sized right, highlight the fact that you indeed, a wonderful woman, and stake a claim to the space you are in.

Women should dress for themselves and not for other women.  Dress appropriately for your age, style, and mood.  If you think you are attractive, I will think the same most of the time. 

3. Would you date yourself? Why or why not?

Assuming I switch sexes and become a woman in the scenario…… 

I’m not sure.  It takes a bit to “get” my sense of humor, I’m not ugly, not that hot either, I once rated an 8.2 on the old “Hot or Not” web site but never took that seriously since some really ugos were rated at 7s.  I have interesting things to say in a limited number of areas but I make a conscious decision not to speak when I’m out of my area so I can be seen as standoff-ish.  I’m a little apathetic, but who cares about that?  My mood swings might be a bit much to handle but I’m very affectionate when the time is right and I enjoy both the quiet and loud moments in life.  (This is sounding like an eHarmony profile, puke).   In reality I wouldn’t date me ‘cause I’m too old, surly, and don’t want to bother with new people, though the people I already know aren’t all that great either.  But the real killer is that if I were to be dating again, I have to date someone smarter than myself, and, by definition, dating myself is equal to myself, I can’t date myself.

4. Which muscle do you work the hardest: brain, heart, mouth?

I talk very little until asked to speak and I have no heart, so my brain is all that’s left.

5. Fill-in the blank: I’m a total priss when it comes to _____.

I’m having a hard time coming up with anything here.  There are foods I don’t like (soggy bread can make me hurl), but if I don’t like it, I won’t eat it.  If by “priss” you mean “wuss” then I’ll include ocean swimming ‘cause I almost drowned and don’t’ really want to go back (but I’m talking swimming beyond the break, I’m fine in close to shore and I love body surfing).  I don’t mind dive restaurants, but I hate dirty hotels.  I like my women to be pretty and disease-free, does that qualify as Prissy?

Bonus: Describe your darkest fantasy.
Lexi mentioned the line between what is socially unacceptable vs. crossing a universal moral line.  Rape fantasies are all about anger and have little to do with sex, but I’ve had a few of those because there are some women who have pissed me off a great deal.  It’s a dark fantasy because there are times when emotions run hot and the thin line is susceptible to breaking.  I’ve had moments where I’ve considered the gay/straight line, I don’t know the Kinsey scale well, but I know I’m not all the way to one-side.  Dark fantasies are like nightmares, they allow you to imagine a total loss of restraint, not of control, because many dark thoughts are all about being in perfect control, but the loss of restraint allows us to do anything we want, consequences or not.  To rape, pillage, and plunder, to unleash the barbarian that lives inside us all (male and female, so don’t give me that look).

That can be a pretty dark place to be.

At the Club

I walk in to the room and I see you across the floor.  Your dress is too short, your boots are too high and it is all I can do not to stare.  I follow my friends to the bar for our first round of drinks and you spot our group.  You noticed Frank first, but everyone does, but, to your credit, you don’t stop there.  Tall slim and handsome is where most of the women stop, but you check out each of us in turn and I catch you looking.  You looked at Andrew, then Stephen, John, and then back to me.  Your smile is direct, open, inviting.  I smile back and you laugh and turn your back and close the circle again with your friends.  I laugh at my hubris and take my seat at the table Frank has reserved for us and the bartender slides us our orders one by one. 

The dancers appear.  The music blares and their all too friendly act starts.  They gyrate and the music overpowers all conversation.  At first glance, their skin is perfect and their well-crafted breasts intoxicate the mind and hips.  She moves over towards us and kneels on the edge of the stage as I lean forward.  Her long hair drifts across my cheek and I catch my breath as I inhale deeply her stripper scent.  I reach out and stroke her shoulder, feeling the silky skin just inches away.  My hand drifts towards her full breasts and she playfully slaps me away whispering, “Later killer’ in my ears and I know that my first $100 is going into her well oiled g-string. 

The boys laughingly pull me back into my seat.  I take another sip of my over-priced drink and I see your group at the corner table next to the roped-off VIP area.  Dancing with her back to me is another dancer.  Long auburn hair, a red sequined bikini and matching pumps are all she wears.  I see several women standing around someone in the middle as they drink too quickly and nervously hold their dollar bills.  They are acting like men,” I think as I watch them, but I correct myself, “They are acting like men in movies.”   That sounds better to me as I watch.  One song ends as another one just like it begins.  The dancer collects her money from the women of the circle and I see that it is you at the center. 

You are seated in a plush chair with your knees spread wide to give the dancer room and permission to move in closer.  With your head thrown back, the curly red hair of the woman standing between your legs covers your neck.  She leans over you and her arms pin your shoulders to the chair, holding you down.  I can see her head in time with the music moving and I see your eyes sparkle as she nibbles at the exposed skin right above your collarbone.  Your laughter cuts through the technorave dance beat that drives the woman up the pole on stage, but she is getting no attention from me now.  You are the center of my vision. 

Your red-haired dancer moves lower and her hands leave your shoulders move to your body.  Freed from the chair, you sit up taller and watch your dancer intently.  Her body blocks her hands from view so I can only imagine where they are playing.  Your friends laugh and encourage the woman to be bolder as your giggle soars and dips between outrage and encouragement.  Her hands reach behind her back and I see her top drop to the floor leaving behind the red g-string as her only coverage.  Dollars are raining on her from your friends and she dropped to her knees.  Your exuberance is intoxicating and I smile as I watch her tease and tickle you through your snug black slacks.  As the lights go lower throughout the club, I lean forward in my chair and watch closely.  I realize that your dancer’s head is deep between your thighs and, though her hips are still moving, her head is not.  Your friends, too drunk, distracted, or nervous to watch, miss your orgasm entirely. 

The beat of the music begins to mellow and the lights come back up just enough to signal the dancers and the more experienced patrons that it’s time for the next act, and time for the dancers across the floor to collect their money and moved on to their next victim.  I watched intently as your girl kneels on the floor and looks up at you, her hair cascading down her bare back. 

Your hands moved from her shoulders to her chest and I see her take in a deep breath.  Your hands linger, blocked from view, but obvious in their intentions.  Even your friends go quiet as you take your dancer’s face in your hands and kiss her deeply.  Her heart-shaped ass lifts up off her heels as you stand in front of her.  She chases your kiss, not wanting it to end, reversing the game played out so many times a night in the darkened rooms of the club.  What she felt in that kiss what I could only imagine. 

The kiss breaks and you move your face upward and plant a farewell buss on her forehead.  One of your girlfriends hands her the discarded top and she turns my direction and walks quickly away from your table.  The tears in her eyes are obvious though she ducks her head to hide them.  She walks by my chair without a passing glance at the bills I hold in my hand.

I look back at you as your oblivious friends high-five themselves and continue their charade of cool composure, but they are of no interest to me.  I watch you as you try and catch your breath.  Along in the circle of many, you look around nervously as if wondering who else shared the moment with you.  You bring your knees tightly together and rub your hands up and down your thighs, trying to gauge if you have the strength to stand, and how evident your arousal might be.  I start to move as I watch, and as you gain your feet I am there with a drink.

Our eyes meet, and you know that I have seen everything.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Just one more day...

I promise to have something more interesting to say tomorrow, but for now, here are a few beautiful pictures of one of my favorites.


Anne Hathaway  (Pictures 10, 13, 19, and 21 especially)

and, while I'm looking forward to Transformers 3:  Dark of the Moon (even with the dumbest title ever), I'm really going to miss Miss FOX.   Her replacement does nothing for me.

And, while I was browsing around, Natalie Portman caught my eye. (pics 6, 7, 11, 14, and 24)  I love her with short hair, but as much I tried to like it, I couldn't get in to her move, V for Vendetta.  The voice-over for the hero was just too cheesy.

OK, just a thought....  This moment, when the shirt comes off to reveal something cute underneath, is still my favorite moment.  Whether it's in real life, on camera, in porn, or at a strip club, that first move is always the best.

And let's not forget an old favorite., and a new favorite.

Let's not forget the athletes...

OK, that's enough mindless fun for the day.  I'll try to have something better for tomorrow.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Some awesome links

I might have used a couple of these before, but I hope not.  Have a wonderful Saturday!!!


Amazing basketball -

Cute Kid and Dad singing -

Hot comic book girls -   (just watch out for the bad ads on the sidebar

Hot Disney Princesses

Sexy Faye just kills me (NSFW, you know, porn)


Unlimited $ and Viagra can't buy you love

Aren't drugs glamorous?

Birds do it, bees do it...

Funny or disgusting?

  And for those who remember...(totally NSFW)

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Friday, June 17, 2011

FFF - Big Tipper (6/17)

64-94
A large tip

He dropped his briefcase on the bed and flopped down.  The day had sucked from start to finish.  Cancelled meetings, angry client, a horrible lunch, AAAAaaaagh.  He screamed into his foul smelling comforter and kept the list going; lost luggage, an alley view, a loud bar next door, the wrong room rate, all wrong....The knock on the door was hesitant, maybe she heard the scream, but he stood up and opened the door.  She stood and asked if she could service the room.  He said "Yes" and decided to leave a large tip.


OK, so this is the really obvious one.  The name of the picture is even “Room Service" by John DuPret.  (This guy had some serious issues by looking at some of his art.)  I got the idea of the naughty hotel maid from, I don’t know, every clip of hotel-based porn ever made.  Let’s see if we can do better.  Besides, this one commits the cardinal sin of porn, the happy ending with no reasonable set-up.  Really, she’s going to fuck him after hearing him scream over his bad day?  No one has a mothering instinct that strong.


“Why was he always so cold?” She thought as she buried her head in the chair, again.  She offered herself up to please him, but it never worked.  He used her womanhood every Monday evening after starting dinner service yet walked away as if he had finished on the toilet.  His body was cleaner than most, larger than some, a certain firmness about him in body and spirit, a large tip, and copious expression.  But no heart, no tenderness. She felt empty as he walked back to the dining hall to complete the service.


Maybe a little better.  The picture just screams class distinctions and power games. At least it wasn’t the standard “Hey, the pizza guy is here and he wants to fuck us!” porn scenario.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  But let’s try again, shall we?


He stared down at the maid with a sense of disdainful fascination.  With the drop of a few pence she was at his mercy.  Modesty abandoned, fidelity ignored, virtue, well, what virtue she once had was long consumed by other passions.  He had quite a large tip due to his mother’s lengthy breastfeeding and apparently, the woman received some sort of pleasure from it. He saw her body twitching.  After spilling himself inside, they dressed. 
 
“Back tomorrow for more research Doctor?”
 
“Why yes!  Today’s reaction was quite instructive.”
 
“Yes it was,” she said smiling.
 
So who is getting more out of this research project?  Her or him? What kind of “research” was conducted in the early days of medicine and sexuality?  Can you imagine the reaction of a well meaning, but naive, doctor to a woman’s orgasm?  Not the dainty little ones described in the books of their time, but a full-throated trembler, and better yet, around his own shaft, purely for “scientific” reasons.  In this picture she knows far more than our detached, but curious doctor does, and if she gets a few bob of research money in the mix, all the better.


It’s bedtime again and time to stop writing. 
Good night.


However, PLEASE start writing a FFF with us.  Play along, it’s fun, it’s creative, and you get to look at naughty pictures for inspiration.  For more inspiration, go visit Panserbjorne and see what he’s musing about on FFF


And, since it’s Friday, I will be in the pool, away from my phone, basking in the sun.  And most of you will be at work

And, OK, I can't resist...(heavy political commentary commencing now)


She knocked and got no response.  Her master slid in and the green light winked at her.  She pressed in, happy with her job, delighted to be assigned the VIP floor, and eager to get a big tip.  After all, this guest controlled the world’s wealth and traveled like a king, a few Kroner should come her way.  She dropped the fresh linens on the chair but was forced forward as the nightmare began. 



“STOP!” she yelled, but he did not.






“Yes I do” she thought.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

10 Minutes

Do you feel a cold coming on?
What? No, why?
Are you sure?  You sounded a bit stuffy to me earlier.
No, I’m feeling…. Oh, yes.  I am feeling a bit stuffy.

Come on… pick up, pick up.

Hello.
It’s me
Feeling a bit stuffy are we?
Yes
How long is it to the drug store and back?
10 min.
Just 10?
Yes, are you ready?
Where are you?
On the couch watching my boys suck at basketball. 
I told you I was going to win the bet
Hey there tall boy, it’s a 7 game series.
I know.  I can wait, I’m patient.

Description please.
White t-shirt, soft blanket.
And?
White t-shirt, soft blan-ket. 

One finger, small circles.
Hmmmmm
Description please
Wet
More…
Very wet.
Did you start without me?
Only in my mind.
Good girl.

Thumb and middle finger.  Outside and in.
Ohhhhh
Squeeze
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Small circles with your thumb, deeper with the finger.
Aaaagh.
Squeeze.    Release.     Taste.
Oh fuck.  I’ve got to stop.
No you don’t. 
Don’t make me cum.
Is he in the house?
No.
Is he in the state?
No.

Right nipple, pinch.
(a soft giggle) Ouch
Harder
(a gasp) Oh shit
Release.  Do not soothe it.
But it hurts. 
Let it throb.  Feel it.  Left nipple.  Twist.
Ouch!
Pull
Ohhhhh.

Spread for me.
Way ahead of you there (a laugh)
Pull harder
Yes.
Touch
With what Sir?
Two fingers, deep.
Oh yessssssss.  I have to stop.
Why?
Please.
No.
You answered the phone, now you finish what you started
Really, if I keep going I’m going to cum.
I know
But he’s going to be on Skype at 10.
So what?  Remove the blanket.
I can’t, she’s not asleep
Is her door closed.
Yes.
Do you hear it when it opens?
Yes.
THEN REMOVE THE BLANKET
It’s off.
Good.

Did you just put me on speaker phone?
Yes.  There’s a policeman two cars behind me and we have to be “hands free” now
Are the windows rolled up?
No.
Shit.
Touch.
What?
Your clit
How
Press deep, crush it,
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Are you going to cum for me?
I want to cum for you
Are you wet?
Yes
Are you ready?
Yes


Stop.
WHAT?
Stop
No, please, I’m so close, please.
STOP.
WHY?????
I’m at the drug store.  Your 10 minutes is up.



Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I bought this

I don't know where or when I found this song, all I know is that I jumped over to iTunes and bought it within minutes. Sounds very 80's to me an dthat is a very good thing. She reminds me of the Eurythmics (ok ok ok, I'm old, I get ti.)



The Plan (Part 2)

You can read Part One if you would like.
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“How did the video turn out?” I asked after she left to clean up in the women’s lounge. 
Rex smiled as he leaned against the heavy oak beam that defined the entrance to my private dining area.

“It was perfect,” he smirked, “as usual.” 

I handed him a small envelope with $500 and he gave me a small credit card with embedded data that would unlock the video on his secure server.

“How did she look?” 

“She’s beautiful, I love her hair and,” he paused, “the look on her face was sublime Andrew, I think she’s in love with you.”

“Bullshit.” I scoffed and turned away.

“No, I’m serious, “ he stepped inside the vestibule and sat down, “You couldn’t see it, but as she laid back and pressed your hand in between her legs, I saw it.”

I knew just the moment he was talking about but I held my peace,  he continued, “she looked up at you and got this faint smile, this grin, it wasn’t like any of the others Andy.” He sighed, “You may have trouble with this one.”

Rex slipped away from the table and used the credit card portfolio to salute her as she returned down the hallway to the table.  He controlled his facial expression and his erection as he replayed the evening in his head.  She was clean-shaven and as smooth as could be.  That much he could tell from the tapes, but what made him grin as he walked back to his station in the main dining hall, was the copious shine on her thighs as she gave in to the experience.  That kind of trust is a killer, he thought, Andrew had better be careful. 

At the end of the shift he stepped through the door behind the door that led to his private office.  He sat and edited for a while, tightening up some of the shots, adjusting the color to accentuate her eyes, her radiant hair, bringing out some sounds, suppressing others.  He made her look wonderful, but that wasn’t very difficult.  Her orgasm was real, her trust complete, which made the eventual betrayal even more insidious. 

The final frames of the encounter had finally loaded up to the server and he applied the security, entered the passwords, the coded number from the credit card, and finalized the load.  He sat back and sipped on his drink  He enjoyed his work, and went home.

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She sat back down next to me and I looked at her in a different light.  Trust? Love? Neither one of them were on the agenda.  This was a lark, a game for both of us, for her it was an escape from her husband and boyfriend, it was his weekend away with  no rules, a last ditch effort to find happiness in an “open” arrangement which both he and his wife hated. 

“Well fuck.”  was the only conclusion he could come to. 

“Are you in there?” she asked again, and he realized she had been talking for a few seconds, trying to pull him out of his reverie. 

He blinked, shook his head, and smiled.  Leaning in he kissed her and whispered, “I’m right here.”

He nudged her and she slipped off the bench and took his hand as he stood up next to her.  He looked in to her eyes and wondered what it was that Rex saw. 


The car was waiting for them as they left the restaurant. 

“Why?” she asked as he walked her across the marbled steps and out to the waiting town car. 

“I thought we were just going upstairs?” she giggled a little bit, confused.  “Weren’t you happy with me back there?”  her tone was somber and her voice cracked a bit with tears .  “I know you have a plan, “she caught her voice before it cracked entirely, “but I thought it included me for a little bit longer.”  He kissed her on the forehead and told her that she did just fine. 

The chauffeur was tall and crisp as he opened the door and let them in.  She slid across the seat and looked out the far window at the lights of the beautiful hotels.  Row after row of gold trim and crystal windows and sharp dressed lovers on parade was just outside her window.  “I love this city,” she said with a sigh and reached out to take his hand but found only empty space.  She whipped her head around to discover that she was alone in the big back seat.  Her tears were just as sincere as her climax as the car pulled away in to the night. 

“Where are you taking me?” she asked, pressing the button with the “Talk” icon on the armrest. 

“I don’t exactly know, Miss,” the driver responded, “I was told to tell you to look in the gray pouch for a note.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”  she could feel the tears coming back.

“I’m just following instructions Miss.”   

As he stopped talking, a privacy shield lifted up and cut off all contact with the front of the car.  She wiped away the tears and reached in to the gray pouch.  There was a note and a small box.  Her name was on the outside of the card, in his writing, well, she thought, I think that’s his writing, she had only read his words via e-mail and text and heard his voice.  How old fashioned it felt, or romantic, she thought, to have something in his own hand.  A consolation prize, perhaps?

“I’m not done with you yet,” the note read, “I just need a few minutes alone to stay on plan.”  She laughed as one who had been fooled once to many times.  “Open the box and follow the instructions.” 

“That’s it?” She pulled at the silver ribbon that held the lid on to the beautiful box.  It felt smooth between her fingers and she rubbed it against the skin of her cheek as it came undone.  She giggled again, and then frowned, and fought back more tears.  Inside the box was a simple bullet, expensive, from the Lelo line, but still, just a toy.

“Cum for me.” In his hand, was the only command. 

“What. The. Fuck.?”.  She threw the expensive device across the back seat and heard it crack against the tinted window. 

“Oh shit!” she said, sliding across the fine leather seat to check the device for damage.  A hairline fracture marred the purple satin finish and she regretted her impulsive reaction.  She pressed the switch to see if it was damaged and breathed a sigh of relief when the soft steady hum radiated through the palm of her hand. She held herself still and thought.  Leaning back against the seat, feeling the steady hum of the road beneath her, she rolled the toy in between her soft hands.  It was strong and steady and she grinned a little at the audacity of her dinner companion.  She new him on-line only until tonight but he had never been so bold. 

He was always asking what she wanted.  “Do you want to play?” was his opening line when the conversation shifted subtly.  If she said “No”, they continued to talk and laugh as friends do.  If she smiled and nodded her head, he took control gently and seduced her with words and images and, barring interruptions, brought her to wonderful orgasms, multiples when time allowed.  Firmly guiding her past her inhibitions until she lay panting on her bathroom floor or sitting in a puddle on her bed sheets.  “Why should tonight be any different?” 

She moved the buzz over her breasts and felt her skin come alive under the fabric of her dress.  Her nipple hardened as they always did with him and she shifted her weight lower in the seat.  With the privacy screen up and the darkness making her pensive, she pulled the hem of her sundress up and gingerly touched the still tender lips.  The gift fit perfectly and she gasped deeply as her ass lifted from the seat.  Her eyes closed and she gave in to his words, “Cum for me.” His voice was all she could think of.  The physical sensations were almost secondary to the mental image of him on her computer screen, giving her instructions, guiding her, softly controlling her into voluntary compliance  It was always a surreal abdication of self.  She, the strong, confident career woman who refused to give up her maiden name or her feminist credentials, gave in totally to the words of a stranger.

She felt the car shift and sway as her muscles ached for release.  She felt wet again, slipping on the leather seat until she lifted her foot up and pressed against the wall that separated her from the driver, just inches away.  His instructions, in precise masculine handwriting, were on the card by her side.  She read it again and again, hearing his voice in her head, staring at the bold strokes of his pen, wondering what lay in store.  She pressed the humming toy deeper and gave in to his words, feeling the explosion deep within, her abs tightening, her buttocks clenching, the muscles of her shoulders forcing her body to arch, grip, and release. 

She didn’t know how long it was until she caught her breath and came to her senses.  The car was stopped and the privacy shield was down.  She blushed and quickly pulled the hem of her dress down over her knees, panicking at being so exposed and yet unaware of her surroundings.  She slid back up into a seated position and looked out the window.  She was in a private garage, alone, She opened the door and stepped out.  The garage was clean and orderly, but was obviously a working space.  Tools lay out on the work bench and motor oil and other automotive debris lay about.  She saw a door and opened it and found herself in an elevator bay.  She pressed the up button and the elevator to her left chimed.  She stepped in, unsure of what to do, but confident that it was all a part of his plan. 

There was only one button inside.  A wide translucent par with the words, “Penthouse East.” 

She pressed it, and wondered where the plan would take her next. 

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

The couch

NSFW Link here

You know what I'm thinking about, and thank you. Your e-mail made me smile all night long.

After catching some grief for the unshaven, I'll add this link