Saturday is starting off with a steady rain, a quiet storm, one that didn't even wake me up. The weatherman had predicted it, the bright green mass on the Doppler 7000 Ultra Deluxe Weather DooHicky showed it coming, but this morning, as my son rolled me out of be at 6:27, I had to look outside to see if the rain had arrived. In porn world, a knock on the door would herald the arrival of 2 soaking wet young ladies who's car had broken down "just up the road." Why didn't they stay warm and dry in the car and call from their cell phone? Maybe the deranged killer from the decrepit institute that everyone forgot about is on the loose and chasing them. Either way, on a rainy day like this it wouldn't be polite to make them wait outside, so, as I offer them a hot shower, they inevitably get in together and their squeals of delight draw me in and of course, they offer to have sex with me to show their appreciation.
In the real world, I'll be cleaning the garage, the kitchen, helping D1 and D2 with homework and presentations for school. Wheee