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A dear friend of mine sent me a joke to go along with this post....
One day a Russian found a bottle with a genie in it and the genie said that he could grant him one wish. The Russian thought for a moment and then replied "I would like to piss out vodka". So the genie granted him his wish so he took a glass and pissed in it and tasted it and thought that it was the best tasting vodka he ever had. So he rushes home to tell his wife and to prove to her he got two glasses and pissed in them for her to try. She thought that it was the best vodka she ever tried so they partied all night. This went on for several nights until one night he only brought out one glass instead of two. So his wife asked him" why only one glass tonight?" and he replied " tonight you are drinking from the bottle".
Thanks sweetie!!
2 comments:
I should not encourage this
Hell yes you should, I’d never buy on or use one but it did get me thinking of the several half-drunk bottles of scotch I have had to leave in hotel rooms because I can’t take it with me….
You could pass it off as a new design reverse colostomy bag, the TSA guys are not smart enough to work that out…
I’m making the no fly list for that comment….
I was at a college football game and saw a gentleman come by in a wheelchair, wrapped in a warm blanket against the chilly fall air. He waved to a few friends as he went by, ready to enjoy the game.
About 20 minutes later, escorted by security, he was wheeled out with a large beer keg on his lap. Apparently it was under the chair, but, lacking a large internal combustion engine, there was no need for a gas tank, and they figured out it was beer.
Cracked me up just as much now as it did 25 years ago when it happened. Maybe this product is a much needed invention. I love the spout. How long until we get a youtube video of girls chugging from it's tip?
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