The imbedding is having trouble, so here's the direct link.
A dear friend of mine sent me a joke to go along with this post....
One day a Russian found a bottle with a genie in it and the genie said that he could grant him one wish. The Russian thought for a moment and then replied "I would like to piss out vodka". So the genie granted him his wish so he took a glass and pissed in it and tasted it and thought that it was the best tasting vodka he ever had. So he rushes home to tell his wife and to prove to her he got two glasses and pissed in them for her to try. She thought that it was the best vodka she ever tried so they partied all night. This went on for several nights until one night he only brought out one glass instead of two. So his wife asked him" why only one glass tonight?" and he replied " tonight you are drinking from the bottle".