Monday, April 30, 2012

May is Masturbation Month, who knew?

I don't know if there is a committee somewhere that declares these things, but if there is, I want to be on it.

Tomorrow starts Masturbation Month, a celebration of self-love, I wonder if Kleenex has explored sponsorship possibilities, there is money to be made.

I, for one, am going to play along.  My goal will be simple, an orgasm every day.  That's not a big deal for many, for some of my friends that would practically be abstinence, but I've been in a bit of a gratification funk as of late and it's time to ramp things back up.  We talk about TMI, so maybe this is it, but I want to get back to the basics, to claim what's mine, to take that extra long shower, to lock the bedroom door, to "Be all that I can be."

If I get lucky enough for sex, than that counts, it's an orgasm a day, it is taking time for pleasure and making sure that I am getting enough of it.  Priorities can come and go, we are busy, distracted, we let little things like sleep and eating get in the way of what is important.

But what gets you going?  Like many men, I wake up hard and happy, swollen with the joy of a new day.  Is that enough, or do you need something more?

I would love to hear from men and women in the comments about what swings the mood the right direction.

Do you look at porn?  Tumblr?  Twitter?
Do you think of someone specific?
Do you know them in real life?
Do you have a physical relationship with them?
Are you reliving memories or creating fantasies?
Are your thoughts about the taboo (gay, rape, BDSM, incest) or vanilla?
Do celebrities turn you on or do you fantasize about real people?
Do you think of me?

What turns you on when you are alone and letting your mind wander?

Inquiring minds want to know.

11 comments:

Leah said...

I think of you often. You'd be quite surprised :-D

in bed with married women said...

i found you through Leah, above. will be curious what you ferret out here. going to follow now.

Advizor54 said...

Leah - That is the best thing I've heard in a long time. Thank you very very much.

IBWMW - Leah is a wonderful connection. Welcome.

Freya said...

Thanks for the reminder! I'll do my damnedest to go 31 for 31. Tumblr is my weakness. I do love the possibilities contained within a single captured moment.

I used my resources this very afternoon if you must know. ;)

Does that count as extra credit?

Jack and Jill said...

We used to be all about the porn, and in fact we do look at porn sometimes when we're having sex or when we need a little visual stimulation for a quick orgasm. These days, though, especially since resuming our blog last summer, we find ourselves more likely to read a sexy blog post, or look at one of our friends' Moby albums. We are also likely to fantasize about people we know in real life, usually people with whom we don't have a physical relationship, though there are people we've had sex with in the past who occasionally pop up in our masturbation fantasies. Our fantasies tend to run the gamut from fairly vanilla to a bit more kinky if not actually taboo; for example, Jill's fantasies frequently involve other women, or more than one male partner.

-Jack

Luna Moon said...

This was a surprising difficult assignment, A54. I enjoy porn, but I view it infrequently because my laptop sits in the living room and is the communal computer although everyone else has their own 'puters. I fear leaving a browser up by accident (not that we aren't all adults here!!!).

I have to honestly say that I easily get off on fantasies in my head...involving people I know intimately...or wish I knew. ;-)

Advizor54 said...

Freya - I'm going to hold you to that 31/31 goal, and you can do the same. And you only get extra credit when you turn in your report with graphics, a tri-fold poster, and an oral presentation.

Jack - I find that I can't really fantasize about celebrities, they are to distant, and I rarely masturbate while watching porn. I have an extensive fantasy life about my wife's friends and my trainer at the gym, however. Real women with real bodies, and voices that I know and love. Much better mojo there.

Luna - Last I check, laptops were portable and bedroom doors had locks, but I'm not sure how it's done on the East Coast. :-p I have to be very careful not to leave cookie crumbs behind, because as soon as I'm done, my curious 6 year old is right behind me at the computer. And I love your last line, I'll let my ego take me away.

Omega and mouse said...

Curious about this...is it only orgasm per day or can you have more? If so, does it count toward future days or is just a bonus?

In any event wishing you the best of luck!

Hugs,
mouse

Advizor54 said...

Omega,
Excellent question.

Like gathering manna in the wilderness, you cannot gather tomorrow’s quota today. The challenge is 31 days of pleasure, not just 31 orgasms.

Each day, every day, find time to please the Mouse.

O said...

Why didn't I know about this?! Luckily, as it just happens I HAVE been masturbating every day for quite a while now, so I'm still in the race I guess... PHEW!

Advizor54 said...

Good for you O. I knew I could count on you, and since it is now past midnight, I will be 5 for 5 in just a few minutes.