TMI - On Fire

1. Answer the question: What makes you hot?

Cute women telling me their secrets.  I went to lunch with my friend's wife the other day and as things got a little flirty, we were joking about how to stack the carry-out containers and she said she wanted hers on top.  I looked at her right in the eye, and asked, "Do you like the top?"  She blushed, smiled, and said, "No, I like being on the bottom."  I smiled back, we pulled out of the lot, and drove home, but it turned me on something fierce.  A friend called me her "dirty little secret" because I knew her hidden thoughts.  I smiled all day after that.

2. What is it that you want, when you look at porn?

a. To feel happy - Happiness comes from other things, but who wants happy all the time?
b. To learn - I've learned techniques, gotten ideas, and strange thoughts, is that learning?
c. To relax, relieve tension - Doesn't that go along with "D"?
d. To orgasm - Only on occasion.  I rarely masturbate while watching porn.  Seriously, but, there are times, when it's just the thing.  But I like having the images in my head for later.

3. You’ve been asked to be a part of a porn movie production. Which job will you do? Why did you select that?

a. The star of the porn film–Doug Hardwicke or Fachina Istite - I'm sure this is what the fans would want, but I have other things in mine.

b. The director–staging the scenes and directing the actors, lighting, camera shots, etc. - YES!  Simply for the fact that I hate bad porn.  It can be good, it can be arousing, but usually it is sooooo very very bad, that the actors can't save it with all the licking and sucking in the world.

c. The fluffer–you’re in charge of keeping the actors “excited” about their work - Who want's to relive high school?  No thanks.

d. The camera person getting all the tight, up in there, close shots - As long as I can OUTLAW the hand-held shot of the guy getting a blow job.  If you are going to do porn, PLEASE hire at least one camera man.

4. Right this very moment you are horny and are looking for a casual hookup for sex. Under which, of the following headings, would you place your ad? 

(w=woman, m=man, t=transexual/transvestite)w4m, m4w, m4m, w4w, t4m, m4t, w4t, t4w, t4mw, mw4t, mw4mw, mw4w, mw4m, w4mw, m4mw, w4ww, m4mm, ww4m mm4w m4ww, w4mm

M4W&ROCS (Man for Woman with roommate or cute sister.
M4BF (Man for Blogger Friend)
M4WBF (Man for Wife's Best Friend)
M4CI (Man for Cycling Instructor)
MrWI3LOP (Man for Woman in Third lane in pool)

5. From now on, ’til the end of time you will be able to experience sexual pleasure via a single method. From the list below, choose that method. Why did you make that choice?

a. Vaginal penetration - Does it have to be the same one?
b. Anal penetration - Not mine, thank you very much.
c. Masturbation with your fingers/hand - This is the most likely outcome.
d. Masturbation with a single favorite sex toy. What is the toy? - My favorite toy?  Brandi.
e. Being masturbated (e.g. fingered, hand-job) by the fingers/hands of another person - My wife is really bad at this, so I'll pass, but I've had some really good ones here from another partner, oh, wait, I already answered C. 
f. Body Touching from another–full body massage, caressing, kneading, licking, sucking, biting, etc but no insertion of anything in any orifices. - No insertion?  What am I, Amish?
g. Oral sex - This one.  Bingo!  I love it.  i love giving it, getting it, watching it, tasting it, talking about it (i'm doing that right now in a separate chat window), I love the positions it puts us in, kneeling, on the couch, in the bed, 69, the shower, the car (and no, you can't give a hummer in a HUMMER), one person can be restrained, the other free, both can join in, you can add friends, you can do it with little or no clean-up (gulp), and you can start and stop with minimal dressing and undressing.  It is my favorite way to make a woman cum and my favorite way to climax myself.  Have I made myself clear?

Bonus: What’s the sexiest thing you did this past weekend? Got any pics or a vid?  ;p

Absolutely nothing.  And no pictures either.  With two of our kids gone, and one who sleeps like the dead, we did nothing.

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Paul Valery

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