Friday, August 10, 2012

Kinky Sex - Give me a number!!

Kat, of Prowling with Kat fame, is hosting a monthly Sex Blog Chain, and I, again, am the broken link in this chain.  Maybe not the broken on, I'm the link that falls to the floor when you trip off a piece of chain to length.  i hit the floor with an unruly clank and am kicked under the shelves with the flick of a steel toed boot.

This month's topic is "Kinky Sex".  Maybe i didn't get around to it since i don't have kinky sex at home.  Kink is not her thing.  She likes missionary, doggy, and occasionally 69.

"But Wait!" a friend of mine said, some people think that both 60 and doggy are "kinky."
"True," I said, "But we are horrible arbiters of kink since we like it and now call it normal."

So I leave it to my readers to decide, some of whom put the Marque de Sade to shame, while others are good church-going boys like myself.

Where are you on the scale?

Find the # for the first item you think is "kinky."
Give us a number and a short explanation as to why you landed where you did.

And, let's go easy here, Gay and Lesbian sex are at the bottom just because any coupling can do any of the behaviors listed, and....
YES, we could debate endlessly about the order I chose, and
YES it tells you a lot about me by reading the list,
and NO, you are not my psychiatrist, but analyze me anyway.

GIVE ME A NUMBER!!

Freya pointed out that several fun activities were left off the list. Well, I warned you, and refer you back to the "good church-going boys like myself".  I'm as pure as the driven snow and as clean as a newborn babe, i just happen to have all you perverts as friends.  :-)  Best friends ever!  So all the new entries are in RED.  Are you happier now Freya my friend?

1
Doing it on your wife's friend's bed while they are on vacation?
2
Sensory Deprivation (mask/hood/ear plugs)
3
Fellatio
4
Cunnilingus
5
69
6
Doggie Style (not anal)
7
Reverse Cowgirl
8
Clitoral Toys (vibrators)
9
Penetrative Toys
10
Toys attached to power tools
11
Pregnant Sex (she’s due in Oct and SOOO hot)
12
Bondage
13
Anal with fingers, any position
14
Rimming
15
Anal with penis, any position
16
Facials (cum on her face)
17
Threesomes
18
Moresomes
19
Group Sex
20
Humiliation Games
21
Fetish Play (geez, this list alone will go forever)
22
Dom/Sub interplay
23
Orgasm Denial
24
Latex
25
Forced Orgasm
26
Pain Play
27
Spanking (Hands only)
28
Spanking (Tools included)
29
Wax
30
Ass to Mouth penetration
31
Water Sports (pee)
32
Blood Sport
33
Furrbies  or Furry Fandom
34
Orgiastic     Balloon      Popping  (3 separate links)
35
Gay Sex – How does this rank?  Does it rank differently for gay men or straight?  Is it kinkier to be gay or to be straight who tries to be gay?
36
Lesbian Sex- Is this on the same list? is a bi-sexual woman kinkier than a lesbian? As with men, is the kink in being gay/lesbian or in crossing over when you are straight?  

I updated 33 and 34 with some links.



And, I 've just gotten word that FFF will be back next week.

17 comments:

Twisted Angel said...

Water sports and blood sports not my style. Would I consider them kinky, pretty much. About like the girl on the show 1000 ways to die who could only get off if someone puked on her bleeeccchhh. The fact that I got so far down the list obviously means I am kinkier than hell lol by most standards anyway.

Ponyboy said...

I made it down to #20 and #21, so there you go...

That would be a little much for me.

By the way, I always considered myself the weakest link in that chain...

Very creative post, well done.

Advizor54 said...

Twisted - Thank for the warning on "1000 Ways..." I think I can take that one off my list of shows to get caught up on.

PonyBoy - You are the Chain PB, not a weak link at all. I just try and keep up, I'm glad you liked my approach.

It sounds like the two of you need to get together and knock out 20 and 21 together. Two birds, Once Stoned, or something like that.

Freya said...

Just so you know I'm laughing at the "good boy who goes to church" line. Now that's out of the way...I got all the way down to 20. I'm ambivalent about water sports. Never participated mind you, but it's a question mark. Blood is a HARD limit. Facials are out. Neither he nor I like them, and I was going to say ass to mouth is pretty hardcore to be numbered so low, but I was thinking of a cock in the ass going to the mouth. (that's a definite NO)When I remembered that I have, indeed, kissed him after rimming him I realized it fits in the category, so I can't say it's so repulsive afterall. Also...no spanking? No wax? No piercings? Who made this list? ;)

Advizor54 said...

OK Freya!

I've updated the list to add the kinky shit you are in to and the stuff that a good church boy like me didn't think about. The questions around gay/lesbian sex is fodder for another post, but like I said, the list is just a snapshot of the stuff that's out there.

I left off individual fetishes since there are so many, and, as you know, I left off male chastity devices, sorry about that.

xoxox!

jam said...

only 4 things i've not done. so i must be pretty kinky.

Advizor54 said...

But which four????

Conina said...

Yeah, I got down to 30 and wasn't sure if you meant post-rimming kissing or giving head after anal penetration. Two totally different things but yeah, that's where I stop.

Pee and blood, not for us. I don't know if I consider them "kinkier" than the stuff that comes before on this list, but definitely a little more extreme.

Advizor54 said...

Conina,

You hit on the real challenge behind this list, how do you rank them? Is spanking kinkier than bondage? Is leather kinkier than lace? Anal v. Pain? While fun to put the list together, it's purely subjective and based on my lack of time to put enough thought into it. It is interesting that most comments are stopping at about the same spot. We may have to explore that a little bit more later.

Mrs. M said...

I'm confused, lol. There are things way down the list that I'm cool with & others higher up I can & will do without. I'd say this is fun but very subjective!!
& yes Ive let my lover cum in my mouth after he's been in my ass! It's my ass... I never thought of myself as kinky but more open minded & willing to try most things at least once but from that list I think j have a few hard limits!!

Mrs. M said...

BTW, what is #33 & 34?

Freya said...

Much happier! :)

Orgiastic balloon popping? Did you make that up? Sounds like a good time, though.....

Word said...

I've done a lot of those things and never really considered them kinky. Other things just aren't my style. Reminds me of a joke...

Sexy is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.

Lusting Lola said...

Um. I think #1 is kinky...
Does that make me lame?

Advizor54 said...

Mrs M - I've added some links for your enlightenment, though I'm sure I could learn a lot from you. I like "open minded" over "kinky" as well.

Freya - I don't have to make up anything in this area, there are plenty for freaks to go around.

Word - Your joke is PERFECT for this discussion, until you realize that some people grew up using the whole chicken and don't give it a second thought. It's the snake people that are really kinky.

Lola - You, my dear, are fantastically wonderful, you don't have a lame bone in your body. But, #1 came up because my wife's best friend was on vacation at the time and I wanted to go knock one out in her bed. I got vetoed.

Another joke says, "A slut is a girl who's had more sex than you want to have." Kinky is all about finding that next boundary that needs crossing. It is different for all of us, that's why I follow so many wonderful bloggers.

Mrs. M said...

Thanks so much for the links to help enlighten me on some additional kink! I can certainly say I still live with just a smidgen on naiivity and I'm okay with that! It was a good morning laugh!

Advizor54 said...

It's nice to be a little naive. There are a lot of things out there I would like to un-see and forget.

I'm glad you got a laugh.