I’ll ask if it’s “Monday night” on other days to check the mood, or we tell each other that we want to “get in bed early.” Sometimes it works, but if I see her powering through Girl Scout e-mails or her PTA stack, I just brush my teeth and head to bed.
d. trisexual – I will try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. –Mae West
: What’s your idea of a romantic getaway?
Easy. Bed and breakfast about 60 miles up the freeway. Best food ever, in the middle of nowhere. Fantastic beds, and the location of our multiple-orgasm (for both of us) day that I still haven’t forgotten.
Or, a drive to the spa where we both get massages from these beautiful twins who service us sexually from top to bottom, followed by a four-way with George Clooney and Stacy Keebler (keeps everyone but George and Stacy happy), this is followed by lunch on the beach and topped off by a bad movie on an over-stuffed couch were we can make love one more time and fall asleep. But, since that’s just a dream, I’m probably asleep already.