Friday, May 6, 2022

FFF - Too good to be true



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I was confused, worried, and I didn’t trust what I was reading one bit.

“Meet me at the house, naked, it’s a surprise!”

This was so off-brand for her.  She was not, is not, never was a sexter.  Hell, I got shut down if I used the word ‘pussy’ in bed,.

Nevertheless, I cancelled my afternoon inspection, swung by the warehouse, dropped of my exterminator truck, took a shower and headed home.

I pulled into the garage and undressed, still doubting.

My wife was on the left, two beautiful naked friends next to her, each one more tanned than the other.

I was instantly hard, and almost fainted as I leaned in and kissed the closest cheek, soft warm and inviting.

She turned over in shock!

“What the hell is your husband doing here?”

Like I said, totally off brand. (140)

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 Word Limit: 130-140 *or* 330-340
Key Words: tanned, brand
Forbidden Words: planned, grand

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“Are you gay?” my father asked.

“No dad.” I hung my head in shame, unable to live up to my old man’s expectations, again.

“Then why won’t you do it?” He asked, derision dripping from his lips as we stood in the driveway.  “I paid for everything.”

“I’m just no good with my hands,” I fought to control my voice, “I make a mess of things and nobody’s happy with the result.”

“Well son, It just takes practice.” He tried, and failed, to be convincing. “It took me a couple of tries to get it right, and then your mother, Rest in Peace, drove up in that 1962 Fire Red Corvair and I knew what to do.

“Yea, but you were always good with your hands, you play piano, you even paint a little.” I sighed, “I’m not like that.  You know, I tried with Jennifer, but I barely got started and I bit my tongue when I hurt my knuckle, and then we had to stop because I startled her and she banged her head.  It was awful.”

He shook his head.

“The worst part was that word got around school and none of the girls would give me the time of day.  But oh, yes, they’ll call Big Hands Jimmy.” I fell silent, remembering the humiliation.

I gave my dad a hug, he hugged me back.

“I’m sorry I wasted your time.”

“No son, that’s OK,” He looked up at the house, the garage, my broken car that I couldn’t fix, “sometimes we show our manhood in different ways.  Not everyone can fix cars.”

He walked away, sad that his son’s hands didn’t show the branding marks of a lifetime with tools in his hands.

“Hmph,” I grunted in a very manly way, “Not a man?”

I walked in, refreshed my Crypto-tracker, up 17% on the month.

I walked into the bedroom, my friends were tanned, rested, and ready.

“My dad doesn’t think I’m a man.” I said, turning on all four video cameras, “Let’s prove him wrong.” (340)

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OK, perhaps not my best work on a week when I even got to pick the picture. To be honest I think most men are intimidated by multiple partners. We worry about how long we can last and whether we can please one woman much less two or three. I think what I like to try but I think we're all afraid of how it would really turn out.

 And I know it d a little misogynistic to tie a person's manhood to their ability to bed women, but for my protagonists  dad, if you couldn't fix a car, well, you better have a big dick.

 I kind of like the first one. I tried to put in a twist, and I hope it wasn't too forced.

 Well, I've gotta get back to work. I hope everyone has a wonderful Friday!


I'm not sure who's playing this week, but here are links to three of my dearest friends, and all fun writers.


See Who Played Today

Max

Lexi

Sass

4 comments:

Same sassy girl said...

Ooh... two takes! Both had their moments. So different yet both very hot and twisted in their way. So fun FFFing with you! Thanks for submitting that photo and for the shout-out to my blog!! -Ssssy

Max said...

Ouch...off-brand indeed!
Two good takes on a very nice pic.
Yeah, I've never been with multiple women, but my thoughts are the same as yours. Best left to the world of fantasy, where I never disappoint. :-)
Happy FFF!

Naughty Lexi said...

I loved the first one. The twist didn't disappoint at all. And speaking as a woman, all I can say is that if you get two of us, just encourage us to enjoy each other as well as you and you'll be fine. Okay, maybe you won't be fine. I don't know. It's tough to please two people from this side too.

Advizor54 said...

I'm doing more writing in my real world, but I always smile when I come back here and see you three wonderful humans being so nice to me.

I love reading your blogs and so your opinions mean a lot to me. Thanks.

@Lexi - I'm a big fan of sharing the wealth and watching other people have fun, so, if I ever get invited over or if you end up in CA, I'm sure we'll make sure that everyone has their time together. LOL. But, it's nice to know I'm not the only one who worries about it.

@Max - If we leave it to fantasy forever, we'll never know. Maybe we are better at it than we think.

@Sassy - Always a big shout out for the Sassiest writer I know. :-) You were one of my earliest fans.