TMI Tuesday - Get Naked

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1. What do you wear to sleep in?

    Long silk maroon basketball shorts.  And why does that word order sound "right"?  

    Silk Long Maroon Basketball shorts

    Maroon Silk Basketball Long shorts

    Shorts that are Maroon colored, silky, long and used for basketball?  Odd, isn't it?

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

    Constantly, usually between my shower (8:30, after a workout) and my first call of the day that insists on being a video call.  My front blinds are closed so often my kids ask about it.  I tell them it makes the air conditioning work better. 

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

    Only if it's K on the other side, and C is not with her.

4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?

    My legs are my best feature, by belly my worst, so shorts and a golf shirt is the standard uniform.

5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?

    I have a private backyard, so ALL OF IT!!!!!!!  I'm thinking about planting bamboo to block the one open spot in my privacy armor.

6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

    I would love to, but others would object.

7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

    I did a bit of streaking on a dare when I was in college.  Didn't get arrested.  Didn't get any fan mail either.

    My wife HATES stuff like that. So, no.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

    Do strippers count?  Then, YES and YES.

9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

    A few times by myself in the lake near my house, once with some guy friends (nothing happened), and with one of my extra-curricular friends, I'd swim naked while she was in her bikini in their HOA pool early in the morning.  That was fun, too bad she was crazy.

10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?

    The naked people I like to see are much prettier than anything I can offer, so I'm a watcher, but I love love love being naked at home.  Sex outside is the best (we have blankets and matts) and, if I could, I'd be naked a lot more.)

Bonus Question: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

I've had sex (orgasms) in public places that were empty at the time (Bell tower, cafeteria, lunch room, CEO's office).  I've made a friend cum while she sat next to her husband (he had no idea), I fingered a friend on the uphill climb of Space Mountain, but, sadly, never fully consummated anything where others could watch.  

I'd love to be spotted by a drone while making love to my wife in the back yard of a mountain cabin.  The drone pilot would spot us and hover close to watch. We'd see it, of course, and show off our bits for a bit, and then the battery would die and the super cute drone pilot would have to come looking for it.  LOL

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TMI Tuesday - Not that anyone cares

TMI Tuesday - A chance to be 100% honest while lying through your teeth.  I'll let you decide which is which.

1. Which do you enjoy more in bed, pain or pleasure?

    I'm a pleasure chaser, but you can basically do anything you want to my nipples and I'll just ask for more

2. Do you like being tickled during sex? Where?

Not a huge fan of tickling, but if you try it right before climax, it puts me in weird head space that can be kind of nice, just don't do it so much that I pull out.  :-)

3. Have you ever used feathers during sex?

Yes, and the Chicken HATED it

4. Do you like to be blindfolded during sex? Why?

YES!!!  It allows the imagination to run wild, it removes distractions, it heightens awareness, and allows me to be used in a way that gives me permission to just give in to the pleasure.  Tragically, my wife's not a fan.

5. Have you ever used cold or heat as part of your sex play? What provided the cold or heat?

Hot then cold running water on my junk during shower sex.  Kind of like edging, but with the ups and downs of a full body experience.  

6. Do you enjoy being spanked, giving spankings, or both?

A light slap, yes, "spanking", no.  it seems soooo.... artificial.

7. Do you have a safeword? Have you ever used it?

We didn't call it a "safeword" back then, but my GF would let me touch her more and more intimately and then she'd just say stop.  And it was a hard stop.  I would literally freeze my hand, hold it still for 2-3 seconds, and then lift it off her body no matter where it was.  In retrospect she was edging herself while keeping our play within some self-imposed boundaries.  Hot as hell.  Eventually it progressed (over 3-4 months) to where I could make her cum without stopping, but those early session were delicious torture.

TMI Tuesday - Watching me watching you.

 

Looky Looky

1. What movie dialogue do you know by heart?

    Not to show my age, but I used to know big chunks of Monty Python, Raising Arizona, and bits and pieces of Wes Anderson movies.

2. Which show do you watch the most?

I just binge-watched Fleabag which was very good, quite excellent, lots of swearing, loads of fucking, but not a single nipple.  Quite disappointed, to tell the truth because I find Phoebe Waller-Bridge quite attractive when she isn't trying hard not to be so beautiful.  Mostly she's sexy AF because she's funny and a brilliant actress.

Long-term - I've watched "The Simpsons" from when they were on the Tracy Ullman show, Bob's Burgers from day 1, I watch "Friends" clips on Instagram to remember what a DICK Ross was to Rachel.  I'm rewatching "News Radio".  Don't  ever forget how beautiful the women were on that show....Khandi Alexander, Maura Tierney (pre-ER), Vicki Lewis 

 

3. Do you get shy on camera?

    I don't mind getting my picture taken in social settings though if you've seen one, you've seen them all.  I look identical in every picture I take, the exact same smile, eyes, and head tilt.  Seriously, just copy a picture from my college graduation and you are set forever.

If the settings more intimate?  There is one sex tape of me and my wife, it's somewhere in the garage, just waiting to be accidentally uploaded to a video conversion vendor.  Oops.

Most of my 'personal' camera moments have been solo or with an on-line friend.  See #5 

4. How often do you take selfies?

a. Once a week - Less and less now that I don't have any on-line play-dates, and see the answer to #3, what's the point?

b. A few times a week

c. Every day - For a while I was tracking my weight loss then I realized I wasn't losing any weight, so that foolishness came to an end.

d. Never

5. Do you like being watched?

On-line, with a special friend? OH FUCK YES

At home with my wife?  Oh Fuck Yes, I love to lay back, play with myself, and let her watch, but she's not into it that much, so, oh well, we just moving on to the sex, so it's a Win-Win when it happens. 

Bonus: What’s the last thing you got in trouble for?

Serious Trouble - Porn, it's always about porn.  

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OK, so the words don't exactly match, sue me.

TMI Tuesday - June 28 - Maybe a new thing, maybe not

I haven't done TMI Tuesday in forever, but my friend Lexi does so I think I'll start again, or maybe not, but, for now, here's one.

Tell us 10 things that scare you.	1.      That God is real 2.      That God is not real (both options are terrifying) 3.      Losing one of my children 4.      Losing my mind (Alzheimer’s) 5.      Injury that limits sports/exercise 6.      The loss of American discourse/compromise 7.      Tyrannical govt from any party 8.      An actual pandemic 9.      Market Crash that wipes out my life’s saving 10.   USC wins the Pac-12
When it comes to sex, which of the following do you and your partner disagree about more: Where to have sex, When to have sex How often to have sex?	Easy one, but the last two are really the same thing.  Where?  It’s 90% in the bed, door locked.  The other 5% is her getting me off in the shower then I return the favor in bed.  The last 5% would include twice per summer outside, and then the occasional hotel room if we are travelling with no kids, or all the kids, and get a separate room.  The couch used to see more action, but not lately.  ☹ If “When” means before or after Church or what time to turn off the TV, then we almost never argue, but if “When” means this month or next, then that’s a bigger issue.  Frequency is the biggest disjoin, though we rarely argue over it.  It’s part of the underlying dynamic and tension that pervades our relationship.  I LOVE her body, sex, orgasms, watching/helping/making her cum, I love the snuggles leading up to it and the laughter and clean-up afterwards.  I could do it 3-4 times a week, but twice a month seems just fine with her.  Our biggest argument is that our sexual menu is narrowing.  She’s never liked butt stuff, she used to finger herself while we fucked but now only uses a vibrator (which I love), she used to cum like crazy from me eating her out, but that’s now pretty much off the list (and I miss it soo much), and she is settling into a set routine that is fun and orgasmic (we can together on Sunday morning), it’s a little predictable.  Any yes, I really really really miss going down on her.  ☹
Worse thing to do as a couple? Dieting Picking a movie Building something from Ikea	OH, by far, by a mile, by an eternity, it has to be dieting. Picking a movie – Cake Ikea – She reads in the instructions, I build, we are done in moment flat. Dieting? Torture, murder, conflict, rage, resentment, rolled-eyes, different goals, mismatched approaches, 50 pound difference, and it goes on and own. I work out to lose weight, she cuts calories.  She likes broccoli, cauliflower, eggplant, and other noxious weeds, while I like food.  If I have chocolate, she rolls her eyes, when I invite her to a run, she declines, when she cooks spinach, I smile, pass, then have a PB&J later.  We are so mismatched.  NO NO NO NO.   I will support her, I hide my chocolate, I modify my menus when I cook, I will shop for just what she wants, but no, we don’t diet together.  Maybe that’s why neither one of us hits our targets, but at least we are still married.
What is the most organic thing in your home right now?	My son’s very expensive hair conditioner The lettuce my sister-in-law grew in the backyard My wife’s loofa?  Maybe?
Tell us the best thing you bought to enhance your life for under $30 (usd)	I bought a large boiling pot that has the nesting pot with the drains in the bottom and it’s awesome, $29 @ Marshall’s. I got three new silicone serving utensils, spoon, scraper, spatula (perfect size for my smaller cast iron skillet) - $6 A tube of KY jelly - $8 New earbuds for running $29 @ Best Buy Dark Chocolate Peanut M&Ms - $4