Showing posts with label True Story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label True Story. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Wednesday Wanting - 9/7/22

 She was the first image I ever downloaded on my computer, the source of my fantasies, and the center of my attention.



Her most famous poster came out when I was in Jr. High and I remember two of the older boys whispering, "You can see her nipple."  It was quite a scandal.

Later in life, she had an infamous interview with David Letterman where she looked sad, addled, out of sorts, and rumors circulated that she might have been on drugs, or worse, drugged by her handlers to keep her going.



She said later that the infamous "Gold" portraits were against her will and not what she wanted. to do.

I was old enough then to be aware of consent, coercion, and the power that fame has over some of our more well-known stars.  It took the shine off my lust and I felt guilty that I might have been contributing to the suffering of a wonderful woman. 

She passed away the same day as Michael Jackson, so, even in death, she didn't get the attention she deserved. 

This isn't the cheeriest message, but I've been thinking about how we interact with the people we adore and realize that we can be real assholes most of the time.

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

TMI Tuesday - Get Naked

Come on, join in the fun!!!

TMI Tuesday blog | A confessional where people come to reveal too much information–sexy secrets, dirty deeds, and more. (wordpress.com)




1. What do you wear to sleep in?

    Long silk maroon basketball shorts.  And why does that word order sound "right"?  

    Silk Long Maroon Basketball shorts

    Maroon Silk Basketball Long shorts

    Shorts that are Maroon colored, silky, long and used for basketball?  Odd, isn't it?

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

    Constantly, usually between my shower (8:30, after a workout) and my first call of the day that insists on being a video call.  My front blinds are closed so often my kids ask about it.  I tell them it makes the air conditioning work better. 

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

    Only if it's K on the other side, and C is not with her.


4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?

    My legs are my best feature, by belly my worst, so shorts and a golf shirt is the standard uniform.


5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?

    I have a private backyard, so ALL OF IT!!!!!!!  I'm thinking about planting bamboo to block the one open spot in my privacy armor.


6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

    I would love to, but others would object.


7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

    I did a bit of streaking on a dare when I was in college.  Didn't get arrested.  Didn't get any fan mail either.

    My wife HATES stuff like that. So, no.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

    Do strippers count?  Then, YES and YES.


9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

    A few times by myself in the lake near my house, once with some guy friends (nothing happened), and with one of my extra-curricular friends, I'd swim naked while she was in her bikini in their HOA pool early in the morning.  That was fun, too bad she was crazy.


10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?

    The naked people I like to see are much prettier than anything I can offer, so I'm a watcher, but I love love love being naked at home.  Sex outside is the best (we have blankets and matts) and, if I could, I'd be naked a lot more.)


Bonus Question: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

I've had sex (orgasms) in public places that were empty at the time (Bell tower, cafeteria, lunch room, CEO's office).  I've made a friend cum while she sat next to her husband (he had no idea), I fingered a friend on the uphill climb of Space Mountain, but, sadly, never fully consummated anything where others could watch.  

I'd love to be spotted by a drone while making love to my wife in the back yard of a mountain cabin.  The drone pilot would spot us and hover close to watch. We'd see it, of course, and show off our bits for a bit, and then the battery would die and the super cute drone pilot would have to come looking for it.  LOL

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Thursday, September 1, 2022

Thursday Thoughts - 9/1/22

 Today is the first day of the Great Cycling Challenge.  I'm participating and hoping to raise $1,000 to fight pediatric cancer.  I rode 30 miles today, my butt is sore, but only 320 miles to go.

I'm not putting out my personalized link but if you, your family, or someone you know has been touched by pediatric cancer, please consider donating.

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My job is boring, so I drift through the day with all my tasks complete, a tsunami of work approaching that I can't start on yet, and changes and layoffs lying in wait after the new year.  I'm keeping my head down and my resume current.

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I don't much of a moral issue with porn as long as everyone involved is there consensually, but damn, there is so much of it.  One video turns into 2 hours if you don't pay attention.  Lately I'll poke around for my favorite actresses and/or scenarios, "enjoy" it to the end, and be done.  I don't have time for it anymore.

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My son's friend was stuck at college because of freeway shutdowns so he invited her over to kill time until everything opened, then he went off to study group.  I was torn between wanting some time alone with her and being accused of wanting time alone with her.  But, the point was moo since she stayed at the library to study. 

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It's over 100F all week at my house.  That's too hot for too long.  Just sayin'

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During this month of cycling, I'm also going to try and eat better, but right now, all I want is a big handful of chocolate chips and a 20-egg omelet.  OK, not 20, but you get the idea.  I want to drop 5 pounds in 4 weeks.  You'd think that would be easy, but apparently not.

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The sunrise was really pretty today.

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That's it, pretty boring. Sorry.

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Wednesday Wantings - 8/31

Summer ends Friday

Her text was a genuine surprise. She hadn't talked to me privately for almost two years, not since my innocent "Good Night" text was seen by her husband and all hell broke loose on her end. Now days it was just occasional hellos as she picked up my wife to go to the gym. 

We had never done anything, just a few texts, a flirty chat in her driveway, and a picture of her new bikini from her Outer Banks vacation. His reaction wasn't to my text, but more about his suspicions of her. She was the prettiest woman at church, athletic, outdoorsy, just a little flirty, and more than a little bit of a tease. I know he was insecure, so I backed off and let them manage it at home.

I recognized her type early in our friendship. I knew that the long eye contact and flirty looks over her shoulder as she walked away were to feed her ego, not my unholy desires. Nothing was ever going to happen, she was “all flirt and no fuck”, and so I could play along, say outrageous things, always knowing that it was just for show. She was the WWE of flirting. She'd let you jump from the ropes and knock her to the mat, but everyone knew it was all fake.

Are you ready for school? I responded.

Loading the car was my only focus. The e-waste drive was at our high school, and I was running late for their 3:00 closure.

Almost ready. Her text came back too quickly, I could use some help with a filing cabinet someone donated.

Ahh, here it is, I thought, the fake "invitation" to see her, like the "good old days" that weren't as good for me as they were for her self-esteem.

I have a car full of e-waste that needs to be dropped by 3:00. Can't Kevin help?

Again, her reply was too quick. Out of town 'til Monday

He bailed on you the 1st wknd of school?

Trade Show

Trade Show girlfriends?

Maybe, maybe not, IDGAF

Really?

Can you help me or not?

Not until 3:30

Whatever.

That wasn't her typical send-off, even after a long hiatus.

I'll try.

I stared at my phone and wondered, but not for too long. My phone then did as most phones do, it rang, I picked up, told my wife that "Yes, I had remembered the e-waste drive and I was on my way there."

I hung up, turned off the ringer, and grabbed my keys.

The line at the drop-off site was longer than expected and when I got to the front I realized why, the eager young volunteers were soliciting signatures on another misguided Green Earth initiative and half the drivers slowed the line by signing and the other half slowed it down by trying to argue the finer points of electric car battery disposal with teenagers who just recently learned to smoke pot, and were, therefore, the least able to handle the conversation.

Still need help?

I texted with shaky fingers, wondering what would happen.

She didn't respond immediately, so at least she wasn't hovering over her phone, but I went to get gas, then a $1 soda at McDonalds, then stopped at the dry cleaners, and realized that I was slowly drifting toward her neighborhood.

Yes. 8372

Now I was driving on purpose. My heart kicked up a bit.

I tapped in her gate code and dropped off the hill to the beautiful riverfront home where I parked, knocked, and waited.

Come around to the back.

The gate was unlocked, but sticky, and I made a lot of noise getting in. She rounded the corner, laughing at the racket and opened her arms for a big hug. As her arms opened, so did the cover-up she was wearing over a simple black string bikini. She looked fabulous and my eyes dropped lower than they should have if I wanted to maintain a veneer of disinterest. 

She wrapped her arms around me and pressed herself against me. I returned the gesture, and we held each other for too long.

"I'm glad you're here." she whispered, and then let me go.

She grabbed my hand and led me to the back of the house. The file cabinet sat drying in the sun, a fresh layer of paint matched her new school's colors and a bare spot for the logo in the middle.

"Is it going into Kevin's truck?"

"Eventually"

"Eventually?" I asked.

"It's not dry yet and I need to add the logo and clean out some rust from the inside."

"So, it's not ready to move?"

She smiled, "Not quite yet."

I turned around and looked at her. Then sun highlighted her hair and her cover-up was translucent and showed her slim shaped as a beautiful silhouette. 

"Then why am I here?" My voice was a combination of hope and exasperation.

She shrugged her shoulders and her cover-up fell to the hot cement.

"It's been almost two years." I said. "Why now?"

"I missed you."

"And?"

"The opportunity presented itself."

"And?"

"Kevin's being a dick."

"And?"

"I'm horny as fuck."

"Ah."

"What happens next?" I stepped closure to her and pulled lightly on the string that held her bikini top in place, "Do I strip you down, fuck you hard, and then go home to my wife, who happens to be your best friend?"

She took a half-step back, causing the string to pull further.

"I don't know."

I stayed rooted to the ground, but pulled lightly on the string, feeling it catch in that moment before the knot releases and her top falls down.

"Do I put on you on that lounge chair over there and force your legs open and kiss your sun-drenched thighs until you beg me to eat your pussy through the soaked material of you suit?" My other hand dropped between her legs and I rubbed her through the materiel.

She looked at the lounge chair, paused, then looked back at me. There was the hint of a tear in her voice even as she sighed at my knuckle’s insistent rub.

"I don't know."

I pulled the string a fraction of an inch and the knot gave way, but the sweat and suntan lotion kept the thin fabric on her chest, keeping her covered, but she gave a quick gasp and her eyes opened wide. Her hands flinched but my stare told her not to move a muscle without permission.

I stepped closer and put my hand on her hip, finding the matching strings that held what little fabric, and illusion, wrapped around her body. 

I leaned in and whispered, "Or" I breathed into her ear as I tugged lightly on the strings, "do I pull this string, bend you over, and fuck you from behind like I should have done in your kitchen two years ago?"

Her body shivered, then shook, and she wrapped her arms around me and pulled me close. She ground her hip against my hard cock then shifted our bodies so I could grind my shaft into her mound. Without pulling away, she pulled on the black strings, stripping away both top and bottom until I held her, naked, shivering, sweaty, in my arms.

"I want it all." she said, "I want it all."

Our lips met in the most ferocious kiss I have ever shared.

"Touch me." she begged.

My hands went down her back and I felt the curves of her hips.

"Deeper." I felt her breasts against my chest, my cock against her body as I took her ass in my hands and spread it wide, exposing her flesh to the hot summer sun. 

"Touch me." she pleaded.

The tip of my finger touched the tight pink pucker of her ass and pressed firmly. Not penetrating, not moving, but pressing firmly as an act of conquest. She was mine.

My hands scooped under her cheeks, and I lifted her off the pool deck and she wrapped her legs around my waist. Even through the damp fabric of my poplin shorts, I could feel her needs, her lips, her wetness.

She broke our kiss and started to talk but I silenced her with a look. I knew exactly what was going to happen next. She held on, naked, needy, wet, ready, and I walked her over to the large outdoor sofa that dominated the space next to the jacuzzi. I bent forward and laid her on her back and stood over her.

I stripped off my shirt and unbuckled my shorts.

"Last chance." I said. I wanted no second thoughts, no excuses, no regrets.

She looked up at me, naked spread, her labia pink and swollen, shimmering in the sun, shaved skin and tan lines no one but Kevin was meant to see.

"Fuck me." she said.

So, I did....

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OK, that is the "Wednesday Wanting" version. Scroll down for the real story.

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Summer ends Friday

I looked at my phone, surprised to see her name. I blocked the number, deleted the text, and turned my attention back to the baseball game.

"Who was that?" my wife asked.

"Just some junk mail." I said and pulled her to me for a kiss. "Hey, didn't Kate and Kevin give you the keys to her pool while they were gone?"

"Yes," she looked suspicious but smiled, "Why?"

I pulled her in and cupped her left breast in my hand, running my thumb over her nipple. "I thought we just might go for a swim."

"Will I need a suit?" she asked.

"Nope"

"Then, let’s go!"

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OK, that didn't happen either, Here’s the real story.

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Summer ends Friday

I looked at my phone, "OH shit!" BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK annnnnnnnnd delete.

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Have a happy Wednesday.

 

Hey, if you liked my little tale, let me know! :-)

 

Monday, August 29, 2022

Aug 29 - Monday Musings

Weekend Update

Had a fabulous time at a concert.  Sang my lungs out for two hours with 5,000 fellow-fans and stayed out too late, ate too much, and let my friends drive home.  It's good to have rich friends.

Went to a funeral.  Long-time friend and neighborhood icon finally lost his battle with cancer and was laid to rest by a couple hundred of his closest friends and co-workers from the Fire Department.  

High School Homecoming game was a victory and my son got the phone # of a girl from school, so it's a Win-Win weekend.

Church was nice.  Sang in the choir and my voice barely handled the high parts after the Friday Night concert wiped out my voice.  Ohhhhh, the price we pay for living large.  

My wife went to another funeral for a friend's mom.  The years of Alzheimer's finally caught up and won the race.  A blessed passing that relieved our friend, and her mom, of crushing pain.

I have another funeral on Tuesday, this time my friend's wife after another battle with Cancer.  
Fuck that shit.  We've got to figure that one out.

Went for a 30-mile bike ride on Saturday.  Early morning rides are awesome and becoming the norm as the days get shorter.  I have to get ready for September as I've committed to 350 miles during the month as part of a Pediatric Cancer Fundraiser.  I'd give you all the link but (1) no one reads my blog, (2) it would give away my real name, and (3) $$ is short, I get it.

Speaking of my blog, 332 visits and only one anonymous comment?
I must be more boring than I thought. 


 

Survey - Am I the only one who gets turned on by their own words

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

TMI Tuesday - Not that anyone cares

TMI Tuesday - A chance to be 100% honest while lying through your teeth.  I'll let you decide which is which.


1. Which do you enjoy more in bed, pain or pleasure?

    I'm a pleasure chaser, but you can basically do anything you want to my nipples and I'll just ask for more

2. Do you like being tickled during sex? Where?

Not a huge fan of tickling, but if you try it right before climax, it puts me in weird head space that can be kind of nice, just don't do it so much that I pull out.  :-)

3. Have you ever used feathers during sex?

Yes, and the Chicken HATED it

4. Do you like to be blindfolded during sex? Why?

YES!!!  It allows the imagination to run wild, it removes distractions, it heightens awareness, and allows me to be used in a way that gives me permission to just give in to the pleasure.  Tragically, my wife's not a fan.

5. Have you ever used cold or heat as part of your sex play? What provided the cold or heat?

Hot then cold running water on my junk during shower sex.  Kind of like edging, but with the ups and downs of a full body experience.  

6. Do you enjoy being spanked, giving spankings, or both?

A light slap, yes, "spanking", no.  it seems soooo.... artificial.

7. Do you have a safeword? Have you ever used it?

We didn't call it a "safeword" back then, but my GF would let me touch her more and more intimately and then she'd just say stop.  And it was a hard stop.  I would literally freeze my hand, hold it still for 2-3 seconds, and then lift it off her body no matter where it was.  In retrospect she was edging herself while keeping our play within some self-imposed boundaries.  Hot as hell.  Eventually it progressed (over 3-4 months) to where I could make her cum without stopping, but those early session were delicious torture.


Friday, August 19, 2022

FFF - A word of advice

Some life lessons hurt more than others.

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Required Words: Melancholy and/or Euphoria

Word Count 184

Forbidden Words: Sub, Subservient



Really?

Really

Why?

I’m tired.

Then rest.

I can never sleep enough.

Then leave

Where to?  He’ll always find me.

We can hide.

We?  I can’t pull you in to this.

I’m already in.  I love you.

You just think you do.

Isn’t that my choice?

No, it’s mine.  I get to choose if you love me.

Then what am I feeling?

Misplaced hope.

But we’ve…

I know.  You’ve made me cum, I’ve felt you inside me a thousand times, I’ve been filled and fucked and enjoyed it all, but it’s not enough, the euphoria is gone.  Reality is back.

Why can’t I love you?

Because then I am responsible for you, for us, you for me, me for you.  I can’t handle that.

I mean nothing to you?

NO! a million times no.  You mean everything to me.  You kept me alive, made me laugh, cry, and gave me a reason to wake up. But I must go.  The melancholia beckons, the final destination approaches.

Go fuck yourself.  I gathered my things and logged out.

 

Advice?  Never fall in love with a camgirl.

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I don't have a FFF picture for next week.  Max hasn't returned and no one seems to be joining in, so this might be the last for a bit.  If anyone has a picture and a prompt, I'll post it.



Tuesday, July 5, 2022

TMI Tuesday - Ambition - July 5

 TMI Tuesday–play it again. First time here? Welcome.

1. What is the most ambitious work you’ve done in the past five years?

I wrote, produced, and just premiered a short film with a friend of mine.  We used kid actors from our church group and pulled in a professional director, sound crew, lighting guy, and editors.  We showed it for the 1st time last week to enormous success!  

2. What is the biggest risk you’ve taken in your life?

Physical risk?  I was an avid skydiver for 6 years during and right after college.  I was also a back-country powder skier all through college and found myself in several near-death moments, most of them involving cliff or crevasses that had been hidden by snow.

Emotional Risk - Getting married to the "right" girl instead of the girl I should have fought for. I also me a couple of women from my blog and that has been exhilarating.

Financial Risk - I bought Roblox @ $6o/share.  It has not gone well

Political Risk - I live in a country that voted for Joe Biden.  Also - not working out well.

3. What do you do when no one is watching?

Masturbate, write fiction no one will read, watch bad TV, look up old girlfriends on-line, and I cook a lot when no one is home so if it doesn't turn out I can throw it away.

4. How do you get attention?

I try not to, but when things are going to shit, someone has to step up and step in.  I prefer to stay in the back and give advice to those wise enough to ask for it.  When I do engage, I'm funny, smart, snarky, and willing to offend people if they are ready to hear the truth.  At the same time, I'm sensitive to other's emotional state and don't intentionally hurt anyone's feelings (unless it matters)

5. Who do you stalk on the internet?

I gave up stalking a long time ago.  I publicly follow people on Instagram.  Well, I guess I watch my under-age niece's Insta account.  Her mom doesn't care that she's 15, has hundreds of male followers, and is in denial that they are all jerking off to her daughter's picture.  And yes, I'm a total Narc.  Every time a new picture pops up I screenshot it and tell her mom.  I am NOT going to raise her illegitimate kid when she gets knocked up and kicked out of the house.

Bonus: What did you watch last night?

FIREWORKS!!!



Tuesday, June 28, 2022

TMI Tuesday - June 28 - Maybe a new thing, maybe not

I haven't done TMI Tuesday in forever, but my friend Lexi does so I think I'll start again, or maybe not, but, for now, here's one.

Tell us 10 things that scare you.

 

1.      That God is real

2.      That God is not real (both options are terrifying)

3.      Losing one of my children

4.      Losing my mind (Alzheimer’s)

5.      Injury that limits sports/exercise

6.      The loss of American discourse/compromise

7.      Tyrannical govt from any party

8.      An actual pandemic

9.      Market Crash that wipes out my life’s saving

10.   USC wins the Pac-12

 

When it comes to sex, which of the following do you and your partner disagree about more:

Where to have sex,
When to have sex
How often to have sex?

Easy one, but the last two are really the same thing. 

Where? 

It’s 90% in the bed, door locked.  The other 5% is her getting me off in the shower then I return the favor in bed.  The last 5% would include twice per summer outside, and then the occasional hotel room if we are travelling with no kids, or all the kids, and get a separate room.  The couch used to see more action, but not lately. 

If “When” means before or after Church or what time to turn off the TV, then we almost never argue, but if “When” means this month or next, then that’s a bigger issue.  Frequency is the biggest disjoin, though we rarely argue over it.  It’s part of the underlying dynamic and tension that pervades our relationship.  I LOVE her body, sex, orgasms, watching/helping/making her cum, I love the snuggles leading up to it and the laughter and clean-up afterwards.  I could do it 3-4 times a week, but twice a month seems just fine with her. 

Our biggest argument is that our sexual menu is narrowing.  She’s never liked butt stuff, she used to finger herself while we fucked but now only uses a vibrator (which I love), she used to cum like crazy from me eating her out, but that’s now pretty much off the list (and I miss it soo much), and she is settling into a set routine that is fun and orgasmic (we can together on Sunday morning), it’s a little predictable. 

Any yes, I really really really miss going down on her. 

Worse thing to do as a couple?

Dieting
Picking a movie
Building something from Ikea

OH, by far, by a mile, by an eternity, it has to be dieting.

Picking a movie – Cake

Ikea – She reads in the instructions, I build, we are done in moment flat.

Dieting? Torture, murder, conflict, rage, resentment, rolled-eyes, different goals, mismatched approaches, 50 pound difference, and it goes on and own.

I work out to lose weight, she cuts calories.  She likes broccoli, cauliflower, eggplant, and other noxious weeds, while I like food.  If I have chocolate, she rolls her eyes, when I invite her to a run, she declines, when she cooks spinach, I smile, pass, then have a PB&J later.  We are so mismatched.  NO NO NO NO.  

I will support her, I hide my chocolate, I modify my menus when I cook, I will shop for just what she wants, but no, we don’t diet together. 

Maybe that’s why neither one of us hits our targets, but at least we are still married.

What is the most organic thing in your home right now?

My son’s very expensive hair conditioner

The lettuce my sister-in-law grew in the backyard

My wife’s loofa?  Maybe?

Tell us the best thing you bought to enhance your life for under $30 (usd)

I bought a large boiling pot that has the nesting pot with the drains in the bottom and it’s awesome, $29 @ Marshall’s.

I got three new silicone serving utensils, spoon, scraper, spatula (perfect size for my smaller cast iron skillet) - $6

A tube of KY jelly - $8

New earbuds for running $29 @ Best Buy

Dark Chocolate Peanut M&Ms - $4