Monday, December 19, 2022

No time to waste

"You have one hour." I said into the phone.

"One?" She was eager but distracted.

"One."

"Why so short?"

"If you want privacy, and sun, and me, you have one hour."

"Are you available?"

"As agreed," As if I would lie about something like this.

"I have the kids."

"Then it doesn't work," I was a bit annoyed, "does it?"

"I guess not."

I hung up and got dressed, put the equipment away, and made breakfast.


I saw her at church a couple of days later. She and my wife laughed and talked and arranged dinner for our little group and I planned to go shooting with her husband and his new associate who hinted at bringing me in on a another, somewhat dubious, business deal, but that was his modus operandi.  Everything was a bit dubious until we sat down, crunched the numbers, and reviewed the legality of what was on the table.  We rejected 90% of the deals that came our way.  The 10% we did support went well enough that a trip to Europe was in the budget for next year, or maybe Thailand.  All 8 of us would go.


"You have 57 minutes."

"57?" she sounded confused.

"Winter solstice is coming."

"Right"

"Conditions are good today." I hung up 

The doorbell rang.  I unlocked the door and walked back into my home office and locked the door behind me.  My front door opened and shut, then my patio door did the same.

I turned on cameras 1, 2, and 7 and checked the batteries on the two drones,

She came into focus on camera 1 first.  Camera 2 picked up the view from the east so was a little overblown by the bright morning sun so I adjusted the angle the best I could an texted her to move closer to the fence, away from the koi pond.  She did as instructed.

"Are we secure?" she texted back.

"Yes."  

She laid out a dark green blanket and arranged her accessories around the outside edge.  In one corner she placed a small placard with her OnlyFans account and a QR code.  I zoomed in on the code, paused for as long as I thought was needed for horny viewers at home, then zoomed back out again.  By the time I zoomed out, she was in her bikini, sunglasses, and floppy hat. 

She gave me a thumbs up and I hit record, broadcast, and livestream all at the same time.  She was on, the sun was out, and within 3 minutes, her followers were on board.

You couldn't see her face, you didn't need to.  Her microphone picked up every syllable of her rich and sexy voice, and you'd never guess that it was the same voice that led our youth ministry choir each Sunday and urged you to vote Republican on Monday.

Not that politics matter with a body like hers.  Two kids in and still a ballerina at heart and a beast at the gym.

Each message got bolder, each watcher more eager.  Soon the money chimes started.  Spread my legs? Cha-ching, Roll over?  Cha-ching, Rub oil on her feet. strangely, Cha Cha Cha Ching, but never my thing.  Oh well.  The coins and tips started adding.  

Pull her bikini bottom up for a camel toe?  5x coinage
Pull her top down for a nipple 10x
Untie her top - the chimes made it sound like a pinball machine.

I put up the notice that she was going to her VIP room in 5 min, top 20 tippers only.  
Holy Fuck, she was going to be very happy. 
She didn't see the money side, she read the requests, fulfilled the wishes that turned her on, and never heard a single money ping.

I heard everything. Saw everything.

"Ready for VIP?"  

"Do I have to?"  

"No, but we'll have to process some refunds to keep people happy."

"Any sign of you-know-who?"

"Not under any names we've identified."

"Are you watching IP addresses? all that Dark Web Shit?"

"Yes"

"You know what to do if he shows up?"

"Yes"

The sun was shifting.  She had 23 minutes before it got dark, shady, and cold. A slight breeze curled the corner of her blanket and I saw the Cyprus tree outside my window begin to flutter its leaves in the wind.

A tipping war flared in the last 90 seconds before her VIP feed started as desperate, but well-funded watchers tried to secure their place on the top 20 tippers list. Suspiciously, a 1,000 coin tip, or $250, came in at the last second and grabbed the 10th spot.

I put a "Watch" tag on the suspicious ID and opened the VIP room.  Her hat came off, the outside lights warmed up, and the drones launched.  They were small, nearly silent, and gave me a tool to get shots without interfering with her pleasure.

This was my favorite part.  All the requests came to my screen, then I whispered them in her ear.

Sit up tall
Touch your nipple through your bikini
Spread your legs
Wider, Please

What the users didn't know, and didn't need to know, is that she didn't read a word of it.
She trusted my voice and obeyed my commands and got more popular by the day.

She was beautiful, that's not uncommon, OF is full of beautiful women, but only a few of them knew their limits, and stuck to them.

Each request cost more coins, each watcher paid with unlimited credit cards and a bit of their self-worth with every request.  She knew what they were doing in the darkened bedrooms, the locked basements, and the occasional office (as long as it didn't have glass walls).  I only discussed this with her once when we set up our arrangement.  

I was blunt, I could not allow her to go into it with any romantic notions.

"OnlyFans," I said as we sat in a park not far from our homes, "is on-line prostitution.  Men, and sometimes women, will pay you for sexual acts.  It's that simple.  The more they pay, the more they expect you to do.  The more you are willing to do, the more they will pay."

"Who can see it?"

"Anybody with a credit card number."

"Can we block my kids?"

"Only if they are in your home, with your security, and as long as they don't have any friends with computers.  We'll setup an alias, anonymous links and emails, and the bank accounts will run through offshore accounts set up by my cousin."
 
"Can you manage the cameras, the computers?"

"Yes, I'll take a 10% cut after OF fees, equipment costs, and an high-speed Internet connection"

"Only 10%?  Where can I film?"

"I have a spare bedroom and a private backyard, and believe me, 10% is plenty."

"Can I trust you?"

"Yes.  But, I'll be clear, after we discuss your limits and preferences, I will watch you every second of every session. I will whisper instructions in your ear, I will tell you when, where, and how to cum.  I will control, watch, and record every orgasm, every toy, and every touch.  I will screen your watchers; I will shield you from the worst and give you only the best.  We will both be rich, and every second of content will be yours."

She looked around the park and blushed, hoping that none of the other moms heard me, but kind of wishing they had.

She extended her hand.  "When can we start?"  

"I'll be ready next Friday.  I have most of the equipment on order for a weekend delivery."

"Pretty confident that I was going to go through with it?"

"I had my doubts, but the way you smiled at me during coffee hour after church told me to hit the order button.

Since that day, we have built her audience, her fan base, her small and growing fortune, but have never once spoken of it outside the digital walls of our burner phones.  The only give-away is a smile at church, or when we pick up our kids from dance class, or occasionally see each other at the mall.

I looked at the clock.  She had 10 min. left.  I announced the Super VIP room would open to the biggest tipper.  10 pings rang, almost in in unison and 9 ID vanished from the screen.  They had shot their wad financially and sexually and knew they couldn't compete, so they logged out with the typical SIMP messages about her beauty, about her body parts, but rarely anything about her personality, her wicked sarcastic sense of humor, or her delicious fudge brownie recipe.  They didn't know her, they just wanted her.  And I deleted it all.

After 10 IDs tossed in their last bid, the 11th outbid them all by $500 and shut them all down.

My IP search finally popped up.  It had taken a while to get through the user's multiple VPNs and anonymizers, but now I could see he was local, and in an expensive zip code.

"There's only one left.  He's local, rich, and it's probably him."

"OK." she said, surprisingly calm, "Let's see if we can play a game."

End Part 1

Monday, December 5, 2022

Happy Merry Joyful

 To all my friends


Do you sing on Christmas Day,

Do you party the Kwanza way?

Do you burn the sacred lights,

Ad give out gifts for 9 sweet nights?


Some may kneel at a manger fair

And wonder what had happened there.

Some will search the stars for truth

Others will bake for their sweet tooth.


You may celebrate Saturnalia

Dressed in your best Roman regalia

Or you turn to Newtonmas

In case you miss your physics class


Is the flying spaghetti monster more your style?

Then dress those tentacles all the while.

And for the rest of us, there's always Festivus

So grab your pole, and air a grievance, and have some fun, the holiday season.


However you celebrate, or if you don't, have a wonderful holiday season.  Whatever.


xoxo

Advizor54



Thursday, September 8, 2022

Thursday Thoughts - 9/8/2022 - The Russians are Coming!!

 


Why Russia?
Bots?
Malware?
Hookers?
Legitimate fans of bad porn and self-righteous indignation?

Curious

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Wednesday Wanting - 9/7/22

 She was the first image I ever downloaded on my computer, the source of my fantasies, and the center of my attention.



Her most famous poster came out when I was in Jr. High and I remember two of the older boys whispering, "You can see her nipple."  It was quite a scandal.

Later in life, she had an infamous interview with David Letterman where she looked sad, addled, out of sorts, and rumors circulated that she might have been on drugs, or worse, drugged by her handlers to keep her going.



She said later that the infamous "Gold" portraits were against her will and not what she wanted. to do.

I was old enough then to be aware of consent, coercion, and the power that fame has over some of our more well-known stars.  It took the shine off my lust and I felt guilty that I might have been contributing to the suffering of a wonderful woman. 

She passed away the same day as Michael Jackson, so, even in death, she didn't get the attention she deserved. 

This isn't the cheeriest message, but I've been thinking about how we interact with the people we adore and realize that we can be real assholes most of the time.

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

TMI Tuesday - Get Naked

Come on, join in the fun!!!

TMI Tuesday blog | A confessional where people come to reveal too much information–sexy secrets, dirty deeds, and more. (wordpress.com)




1. What do you wear to sleep in?

    Long silk maroon basketball shorts.  And why does that word order sound "right"?  

    Silk Long Maroon Basketball shorts

    Maroon Silk Basketball Long shorts

    Shorts that are Maroon colored, silky, long and used for basketball?  Odd, isn't it?

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

    Constantly, usually between my shower (8:30, after a workout) and my first call of the day that insists on being a video call.  My front blinds are closed so often my kids ask about it.  I tell them it makes the air conditioning work better. 

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

    Only if it's K on the other side, and C is not with her.


4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?

    My legs are my best feature, by belly my worst, so shorts and a golf shirt is the standard uniform.


5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?

    I have a private backyard, so ALL OF IT!!!!!!!  I'm thinking about planting bamboo to block the one open spot in my privacy armor.


6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

    I would love to, but others would object.


7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

    I did a bit of streaking on a dare when I was in college.  Didn't get arrested.  Didn't get any fan mail either.

    My wife HATES stuff like that. So, no.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

    Do strippers count?  Then, YES and YES.


9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

    A few times by myself in the lake near my house, once with some guy friends (nothing happened), and with one of my extra-curricular friends, I'd swim naked while she was in her bikini in their HOA pool early in the morning.  That was fun, too bad she was crazy.


10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?

    The naked people I like to see are much prettier than anything I can offer, so I'm a watcher, but I love love love being naked at home.  Sex outside is the best (we have blankets and matts) and, if I could, I'd be naked a lot more.)


Bonus Question: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

I've had sex (orgasms) in public places that were empty at the time (Bell tower, cafeteria, lunch room, CEO's office).  I've made a friend cum while she sat next to her husband (he had no idea), I fingered a friend on the uphill climb of Space Mountain, but, sadly, never fully consummated anything where others could watch.  

I'd love to be spotted by a drone while making love to my wife in the back yard of a mountain cabin.  The drone pilot would spot us and hover close to watch. We'd see it, of course, and show off our bits for a bit, and then the battery would die and the super cute drone pilot would have to come looking for it.  LOL

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Thursday, September 1, 2022

Thursday Thoughts - 9/1/22

 Today is the first day of the Great Cycling Challenge.  I'm participating and hoping to raise $1,000 to fight pediatric cancer.  I rode 30 miles today, my butt is sore, but only 320 miles to go.

I'm not putting out my personalized link but if you, your family, or someone you know has been touched by pediatric cancer, please consider donating.

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My job is boring, so I drift through the day with all my tasks complete, a tsunami of work approaching that I can't start on yet, and changes and layoffs lying in wait after the new year.  I'm keeping my head down and my resume current.

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I don't much of a moral issue with porn as long as everyone involved is there consensually, but damn, there is so much of it.  One video turns into 2 hours if you don't pay attention.  Lately I'll poke around for my favorite actresses and/or scenarios, "enjoy" it to the end, and be done.  I don't have time for it anymore.

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My son's friend was stuck at college because of freeway shutdowns so he invited her over to kill time until everything opened, then he went off to study group.  I was torn between wanting some time alone with her and being accused of wanting time alone with her.  But, the point was moo since she stayed at the library to study. 

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It's over 100F all week at my house.  That's too hot for too long.  Just sayin'

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During this month of cycling, I'm also going to try and eat better, but right now, all I want is a big handful of chocolate chips and a 20-egg omelet.  OK, not 20, but you get the idea.  I want to drop 5 pounds in 4 weeks.  You'd think that would be easy, but apparently not.

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The sunrise was really pretty today.

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That's it, pretty boring. Sorry.

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Wednesday Wantings - 8/31

Summer ends Friday

Her text was a genuine surprise. She hadn't talked to me privately for almost two years, not since my innocent "Good Night" text was seen by her husband and all hell broke loose on her end. Now days it was just occasional hellos as she picked up my wife to go to the gym. 

We had never done anything, just a few texts, a flirty chat in her driveway, and a picture of her new bikini from her Outer Banks vacation. His reaction wasn't to my text, but more about his suspicions of her. She was the prettiest woman at church, athletic, outdoorsy, just a little flirty, and more than a little bit of a tease. I know he was insecure, so I backed off and let them manage it at home.

I recognized her type early in our friendship. I knew that the long eye contact and flirty looks over her shoulder as she walked away were to feed her ego, not my unholy desires. Nothing was ever going to happen, she was “all flirt and no fuck”, and so I could play along, say outrageous things, always knowing that it was just for show. She was the WWE of flirting. She'd let you jump from the ropes and knock her to the mat, but everyone knew it was all fake.

Are you ready for school? I responded.

Loading the car was my only focus. The e-waste drive was at our high school, and I was running late for their 3:00 closure.

Almost ready. Her text came back too quickly, I could use some help with a filing cabinet someone donated.

Ahh, here it is, I thought, the fake "invitation" to see her, like the "good old days" that weren't as good for me as they were for her self-esteem.

I have a car full of e-waste that needs to be dropped by 3:00. Can't Kevin help?

Again, her reply was too quick. Out of town 'til Monday

He bailed on you the 1st wknd of school?

Trade Show

Trade Show girlfriends?

Maybe, maybe not, IDGAF

Really?

Can you help me or not?

Not until 3:30

Whatever.

That wasn't her typical send-off, even after a long hiatus.

I'll try.

I stared at my phone and wondered, but not for too long. My phone then did as most phones do, it rang, I picked up, told my wife that "Yes, I had remembered the e-waste drive and I was on my way there."

I hung up, turned off the ringer, and grabbed my keys.

The line at the drop-off site was longer than expected and when I got to the front I realized why, the eager young volunteers were soliciting signatures on another misguided Green Earth initiative and half the drivers slowed the line by signing and the other half slowed it down by trying to argue the finer points of electric car battery disposal with teenagers who just recently learned to smoke pot, and were, therefore, the least able to handle the conversation.

Still need help?

I texted with shaky fingers, wondering what would happen.

She didn't respond immediately, so at least she wasn't hovering over her phone, but I went to get gas, then a $1 soda at McDonalds, then stopped at the dry cleaners, and realized that I was slowly drifting toward her neighborhood.

Yes. 8372

Now I was driving on purpose. My heart kicked up a bit.

I tapped in her gate code and dropped off the hill to the beautiful riverfront home where I parked, knocked, and waited.

Come around to the back.

The gate was unlocked, but sticky, and I made a lot of noise getting in. She rounded the corner, laughing at the racket and opened her arms for a big hug. As her arms opened, so did the cover-up she was wearing over a simple black string bikini. She looked fabulous and my eyes dropped lower than they should have if I wanted to maintain a veneer of disinterest. 

She wrapped her arms around me and pressed herself against me. I returned the gesture, and we held each other for too long.

"I'm glad you're here." she whispered, and then let me go.

She grabbed my hand and led me to the back of the house. The file cabinet sat drying in the sun, a fresh layer of paint matched her new school's colors and a bare spot for the logo in the middle.

"Is it going into Kevin's truck?"

"Eventually"

"Eventually?" I asked.

"It's not dry yet and I need to add the logo and clean out some rust from the inside."

"So, it's not ready to move?"

She smiled, "Not quite yet."

I turned around and looked at her. Then sun highlighted her hair and her cover-up was translucent and showed her slim shaped as a beautiful silhouette. 

"Then why am I here?" My voice was a combination of hope and exasperation.

She shrugged her shoulders and her cover-up fell to the hot cement.

"It's been almost two years." I said. "Why now?"

"I missed you."

"And?"

"The opportunity presented itself."

"And?"

"Kevin's being a dick."

"And?"

"I'm horny as fuck."

"Ah."

"What happens next?" I stepped closure to her and pulled lightly on the string that held her bikini top in place, "Do I strip you down, fuck you hard, and then go home to my wife, who happens to be your best friend?"

She took a half-step back, causing the string to pull further.

"I don't know."

I stayed rooted to the ground, but pulled lightly on the string, feeling it catch in that moment before the knot releases and her top falls down.

"Do I put on you on that lounge chair over there and force your legs open and kiss your sun-drenched thighs until you beg me to eat your pussy through the soaked material of you suit?" My other hand dropped between her legs and I rubbed her through the materiel.

She looked at the lounge chair, paused, then looked back at me. There was the hint of a tear in her voice even as she sighed at my knuckle’s insistent rub.

"I don't know."

I pulled the string a fraction of an inch and the knot gave way, but the sweat and suntan lotion kept the thin fabric on her chest, keeping her covered, but she gave a quick gasp and her eyes opened wide. Her hands flinched but my stare told her not to move a muscle without permission.

I stepped closer and put my hand on her hip, finding the matching strings that held what little fabric, and illusion, wrapped around her body. 

I leaned in and whispered, "Or" I breathed into her ear as I tugged lightly on the strings, "do I pull this string, bend you over, and fuck you from behind like I should have done in your kitchen two years ago?"

Her body shivered, then shook, and she wrapped her arms around me and pulled me close. She ground her hip against my hard cock then shifted our bodies so I could grind my shaft into her mound. Without pulling away, she pulled on the black strings, stripping away both top and bottom until I held her, naked, shivering, sweaty, in my arms.

"I want it all." she said, "I want it all."

Our lips met in the most ferocious kiss I have ever shared.

"Touch me." she begged.

My hands went down her back and I felt the curves of her hips.

"Deeper." I felt her breasts against my chest, my cock against her body as I took her ass in my hands and spread it wide, exposing her flesh to the hot summer sun. 

"Touch me." she pleaded.

The tip of my finger touched the tight pink pucker of her ass and pressed firmly. Not penetrating, not moving, but pressing firmly as an act of conquest. She was mine.

My hands scooped under her cheeks, and I lifted her off the pool deck and she wrapped her legs around my waist. Even through the damp fabric of my poplin shorts, I could feel her needs, her lips, her wetness.

She broke our kiss and started to talk but I silenced her with a look. I knew exactly what was going to happen next. She held on, naked, needy, wet, ready, and I walked her over to the large outdoor sofa that dominated the space next to the jacuzzi. I bent forward and laid her on her back and stood over her.

I stripped off my shirt and unbuckled my shorts.

"Last chance." I said. I wanted no second thoughts, no excuses, no regrets.

She looked up at me, naked spread, her labia pink and swollen, shimmering in the sun, shaved skin and tan lines no one but Kevin was meant to see.

"Fuck me." she said.

So, I did....

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OK, that is the "Wednesday Wanting" version. Scroll down for the real story.

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Summer ends Friday

I looked at my phone, surprised to see her name. I blocked the number, deleted the text, and turned my attention back to the baseball game.

"Who was that?" my wife asked.

"Just some junk mail." I said and pulled her to me for a kiss. "Hey, didn't Kate and Kevin give you the keys to her pool while they were gone?"

"Yes," she looked suspicious but smiled, "Why?"

I pulled her in and cupped her left breast in my hand, running my thumb over her nipple. "I thought we just might go for a swim."

"Will I need a suit?" she asked.

"Nope"

"Then, let’s go!"

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OK, that didn't happen either, Here’s the real story.

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Summer ends Friday

I looked at my phone, "OH shit!" BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK annnnnnnnnd delete.

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Have a happy Wednesday.

 

Hey, if you liked my little tale, let me know! :-)

 

Monday, August 29, 2022

Aug 29 - Monday Musings

Weekend Update

Had a fabulous time at a concert.  Sang my lungs out for two hours with 5,000 fellow-fans and stayed out too late, ate too much, and let my friends drive home.  It's good to have rich friends.

Went to a funeral.  Long-time friend and neighborhood icon finally lost his battle with cancer and was laid to rest by a couple hundred of his closest friends and co-workers from the Fire Department.  

High School Homecoming game was a victory and my son got the phone # of a girl from school, so it's a Win-Win weekend.

Church was nice.  Sang in the choir and my voice barely handled the high parts after the Friday Night concert wiped out my voice.  Ohhhhh, the price we pay for living large.  

My wife went to another funeral for a friend's mom.  The years of Alzheimer's finally caught up and won the race.  A blessed passing that relieved our friend, and her mom, of crushing pain.

I have another funeral on Tuesday, this time my friend's wife after another battle with Cancer.  
Fuck that shit.  We've got to figure that one out.

Went for a 30-mile bike ride on Saturday.  Early morning rides are awesome and becoming the norm as the days get shorter.  I have to get ready for September as I've committed to 350 miles during the month as part of a Pediatric Cancer Fundraiser.  I'd give you all the link but (1) no one reads my blog, (2) it would give away my real name, and (3) $$ is short, I get it.

Speaking of my blog, 332 visits and only one anonymous comment?
I must be more boring than I thought. 


 

Survey - Am I the only one who gets turned on by their own words

Friday, August 26, 2022

Friday Failings - So, what did you screw up?

This list seems to fit the mood, so here we go.

I should have been a caddy at the country club instead of a researcher at the library

I should have stayed in Washington DC

I should never have kissed Cynthia

I should have looked harder for a job in my field instead of settling for where I ended up.

I should have kissed T.

I should have started having sex way earlier

I should NOT have lost my temper that day in the Raquetball court.

California was a mistake. 

The hot tub with the architect was not a good idea.

The hot tub with the fashion designer would have been a wonderful idea

Buying lingerie for C was funny, but not very smart, even if I did get her sizes just right.

I should not have quit skydiving.

I should have gone down on K when I had the chance.

My career has been completely by accident.  I should have taken charge a long time ago.

I should NOT have deleted all my blog posts and the pictures of my beautiful friends.

I should have told CTR to fuck off months before I did.

Judging people for their past mistakes when I had plenty of my own in my near future was cruel.

K loved me, I should have loved her back.

I should have learned Spanish.

Maybe I should have stayed in Italy and given it a shot.

Who am I kidding?  She didn't want me to stay.

Apparently, I should have taken out more student loans...

Thursday, August 25, 2022

Thursday Thoughts - What triggers a memory?

What triggers a memory?


Blue VW's - High school Girlfriend who had one that always broke down

Smell of a Bakery - Early morning runs 

Picnic Benches - Getting dumped by my college GF because she didn't like my sense of humor

Picnic Benches under an awning - Making out with Karen and getting my 1st case of blue balls

Nordstroms - Serious college GF - should have married her

Racquetball Courts - the girl who taught me how to help a woman cum.  (THANK YOU!!)

Fireplaces, blankets, and a wonderful couch - Same girl

Basement bedrooms - giving a friend a hand job

Pool Tables - watching D get so drunk his wife had to help him to his car.  Making her cum via early days AOL sex chats.  

Deserted Conference Rooms - 1st time phone sex.  It happened with my sister's best friend.  It was awesome and a naughty secret we kept for a long time.  31 years and counting.

Doctor's Conventions - Keeping a friend entertained while she skipped the boring sessions of her conference (she's a doctor, not me).  We were on video for about 5 hours, she was naked the whole time.  Top Ten days of my life.

Bell Towers - My first dry-humping orgasm.  Neither one of us knew what we were doing, but neither one of us wanted to stop.

Maneater by Hall & Oates - Same girl, but dancing with her roommate in competition and kissing her more than I should have.  

High School Economics - Going to my Sr. Year class and realizing that my summer fling was sitting right behind me. (Not a good thing)

B&N Cafe (Now closed) - Falling deeply in love with a woman who had no interest in me.

Der Wienerschnitzel Hot Dogs - Late night discussions with my best friend as I watched him descend into mental health crisis and having no idea, back then, how to help him. (He's OK, now, not great, just OK)

Cowboy Bars - Falling in love with my wife.

Indian Food - Living overseas and loving it.

Rome, Italy - missed opportunities

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What triggers your memories, good or bad?  


Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Wednesday Wantings

I finished my run 2 minutes ahead of schedule, so I smiled to myself as I saved my run on my phone and turned off the podcast that kept me laughing.

I walked in the front door, turned on the A/C, laid out my yoga mat, and grabbed my push up bars.  After closing the front blinds, I stripped down, put my towel on the corner of the couch that got the most cool air, and relaxed.  

My cock was soft, my breathing heavy, and my skin damp with sweat.  A couple of minutes in the cool air of the A/C and I had to move.  I got down on my knees, feeling them pop and creak, and pulled my pushup bars into position.  Several injuries over the years made it difficult to do classic pushes, my wrists just didn't bend that way anymore.

I brought my feet together, positioned my hands just wider than my shoulders, and started.  

1, 2, 3..... catch my breath.  It's a bitch getting older, I don't recommend it.

4, 5, 6...... the next three were deeper, stretching and challenging the muscles of my back and shoulder.

7...my wrist hurts so I reposition, but I don't let my knees touch the ground.

8.... lower

9.... I feel the threads of the carpet on my expanding cock.

10...the lowest of the set, the length of my shaft presses against the floor, I hold the position and thrust twice, feeling the friction on my bare skin, and a looooong press up, and I'm finished.

I collapse on my stomach and catch my breath, swearing off, as I do every morning, the sugar in my coffee, the chocolate in the cupboard, and the hidden Thin Mints that no one remembers.

Pretending not to hear the patio sliding door open, I rest, but I recognize the footfalls.

"Damn", she says, "When did you get old?"

"Older every day." I reply.

"Well," she said, "I can still make use of you.  Just hold still."

I saw her reflection in the TV.  Her short white tennis skirt had the "Cathedral Hills Tennis Club" logo near the hem and her bright red polo shirt hit the floor next to me and the same patch stared me in the face. Her skirt landed on the couch.  Her reflection had cute, but practical undergarments, tight which panties and a sports bra that kept her in place as she ran across the baseline, back and forth, back and forth.

I started to turn around, but she told me to hold still.  So I did.  It wasn't official, but I recognized the tone in her voice, and it was one of those days.  Maybe she lost her match, maybe the kids were brats, or maybe she saw her husband smile at the waitresses at dinner for a bit too long.  Either way, it was her turn.

Her expensive gym back rustled and the zipper sounded louder than normal.

"Up." she said, trying not to make it a command.

I shifted to my elbows, and then my knees, and then dropped my chest to the sticky yoga mat.

Her hands stroked my hips, my lower back, and the backs of my thighs as the tip of her acrylic cock teased my skin.  The cap on the KY jelly popped and the cold gel coated my pucker.  I caught my breath.

I tried not to resist, I really did, but it's a primal reaction, and I tried to breathe in and out, to relax, to accept her needs, but it wasn't quite working.  She felt it too and stroked my back and breathed with me.

"I need this." she whispered.

"I know." I replied, hoping she heard my smile in my voice, "I know."

That was all it took, a little interaction, a personal connection, and I pressed back into her and she pressed deeply into me.  It wasn't my first time, it wasn't our first time, but that stretch and sting never went away 100%.  She pressed her troubles into me and I let out a long sigh and took it until I felt to cold base and the soft leather straps that held it to her.

I know she was impaled at the same time.  I know what she likes, and I know she was as full as me.

"Tell me." I said, giving her permission to share why she grabbed this particular toy.

"Not now." She grunted in response as she found a rhythm and we adjusted to fit each other's needs.

The rhythm was steady, she stayed deep, so I know that it was deep for her too.  

I gave in to her pacing and pushed back and felt my cock swell and twitch and drip.

The pain was transcendent and her voice as she climaxed pushed me over the edge and long ropes of cum marked the dark blue of the mat. She kept thrusting as a 2nd wave washed over her.

My knees quivered as I tried to stay in position, connected, breathing as one, sweaty, sticky, spent.

She put her hand on my lower back, pressed down and pulled out. It reminded me of pulling and arrow out of a hay bale target and I laughed. Rolling on to my back, I watched her unbuckle the straps.  She leaned forward and took my cock in her mouth for just a moment, stealing a taste, savoring the afterglow.  

She kneeled beside me and stroked my chest as I ran my fingertips up and down her arm.

"Thank you" she said and leaned in to kiss me gently.

I kissed her whispering lips and then her forehead.  

"I'm glad we are neighbors," she said.



Tuesday, August 23, 2022

TMI Tuesday - Not that anyone cares

TMI Tuesday - A chance to be 100% honest while lying through your teeth.  I'll let you decide which is which.


1. Which do you enjoy more in bed, pain or pleasure?

    I'm a pleasure chaser, but you can basically do anything you want to my nipples and I'll just ask for more

2. Do you like being tickled during sex? Where?

Not a huge fan of tickling, but if you try it right before climax, it puts me in weird head space that can be kind of nice, just don't do it so much that I pull out.  :-)

3. Have you ever used feathers during sex?

Yes, and the Chicken HATED it

4. Do you like to be blindfolded during sex? Why?

YES!!!  It allows the imagination to run wild, it removes distractions, it heightens awareness, and allows me to be used in a way that gives me permission to just give in to the pleasure.  Tragically, my wife's not a fan.

5. Have you ever used cold or heat as part of your sex play? What provided the cold or heat?

Hot then cold running water on my junk during shower sex.  Kind of like edging, but with the ups and downs of a full body experience.  

6. Do you enjoy being spanked, giving spankings, or both?

A light slap, yes, "spanking", no.  it seems soooo.... artificial.

7. Do you have a safeword? Have you ever used it?

We didn't call it a "safeword" back then, but my GF would let me touch her more and more intimately and then she'd just say stop.  And it was a hard stop.  I would literally freeze my hand, hold it still for 2-3 seconds, and then lift it off her body no matter where it was.  In retrospect she was edging herself while keeping our play within some self-imposed boundaries.  Hot as hell.  Eventually it progressed (over 3-4 months) to where I could make her cum without stopping, but those early session were delicious torture.


Monday, August 22, 2022

Monday musing

 i finished my run, stripped down, and sat in my run-down lounge in the back yard.  If I angled it just right, Braxton's tree blocked me from the east, the tall Cyprus gave me privacy from the west, and, if Kara noticed me from the high bathroom window of her guest suite, and stood on her step stool, she could see my flaccid cock come to life in the mid-morning sun.

She was at work though, so I really had all the privacy I needed.  So, I started.

Nothing happens fast after a long run.  5 miles in the morning heat didn't go quickly, but I finished them all at a decent jogging pace and beat my target time by 93 seconds, which is fine for today.  The only point of today's run was calorie count.  Just keep going.  Pound the pavement, try not to trip, and burn, baby, burn.  Day One, again, of trying to lose just a few before Thanksgiving, trying to avoid the horrible pictures where I have to turn sideways in a group shout and prove to the world that I'm on longer the athlete I once claimed to be, but just another round-bellied middle-aged dad with too many M&Ms and too few laps in the pool to prove it.

Once more into the breach, counting calories, skipping desert, avoiding the things that make life worth living.  

And for what?  It won't get me more sex from the wife or anyone else.  I may get a passing compliment from my even fatter friends who claim to be supportive but secretly harbor the jealousy that only a tweaked knee or bad heart can cultivate.  They are done, finished, they let the chassis go bad and now it's too late.  They'll never run a 5K, or climb Francis Peak with their boys, or buy a house with a staircase again.

But that's not me, it can't be, I have to fight the battle now.  Eventually I'll lose, we all do, we all end up in the ground, rich and poor, bond or free, good looking or ugly as mud.  We all end up 6 feet under if we are lucky.  Some end up at the bottom of the lake for betraying the man with the Artificial Hair who lived on the banks of the Salton Sea.

but for now, as the sun crests the orange tree to the east and the crows decided that my almost turgid frame isn't dead, but only practicing for the long sleep, they fly away to look for more suitable carrion, some that won't fight back when they sink their beaks into mottled flesh.  For now, I'll lay back and let the sun bake away the running sweat to replace it with the flop sweat of an old man who jerks off in his backyard to feel daring.  

Kara used to watch, used to smile down at me, but even that gets old after a while and she went back to her computer, her gay porn, and her angry husband who wishes he was the one with a cock in his mouth while she watched and felt the small comfort of a sad orgasm from lonely fingers.

An hour later, after my thoughts of her faded and the sticky residue matted the hair on my stomach to my pale skin, I hear the truck pull up.

Fuck, I say.  It's Monday.

I wipe the sun out of my eyes and grab my chair and pull it across the lawn, desperate to get back inside before my gardening crew makes it through the side gate and I give a prayer of thanks that the latch is loud, cranky, and slow to open. 

The patio door slides closed behind me, and I breathe a sigh of relief and head to the shower.  

I stop in the hallway and stare across the street.  Candice is walking past with her little Pekinese pups, cute as a button and just able to join her on her morning strolls.  She's in her lycra shorts, a bra top, and headphones as always.  She stops, bends over, and pets Artimis, the youngest pup, and I figure that my shower might be better than I feared.

Friday, August 19, 2022

FFF - A word of advice

Some life lessons hurt more than others.

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Required Words: Melancholy and/or Euphoria

Word Count 184

Forbidden Words: Sub, Subservient



Really?

Really

Why?

I’m tired.

Then rest.

I can never sleep enough.

Then leave

Where to?  He’ll always find me.

We can hide.

We?  I can’t pull you in to this.

I’m already in.  I love you.

You just think you do.

Isn’t that my choice?

No, it’s mine.  I get to choose if you love me.

Then what am I feeling?

Misplaced hope.

But we’ve…

I know.  You’ve made me cum, I’ve felt you inside me a thousand times, I’ve been filled and fucked and enjoyed it all, but it’s not enough, the euphoria is gone.  Reality is back.

Why can’t I love you?

Because then I am responsible for you, for us, you for me, me for you.  I can’t handle that.

I mean nothing to you?

NO! a million times no.  You mean everything to me.  You kept me alive, made me laugh, cry, and gave me a reason to wake up. But I must go.  The melancholia beckons, the final destination approaches.

Go fuck yourself.  I gathered my things and logged out.

 

Advice?  Never fall in love with a camgirl.

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I don't have a FFF picture for next week.  Max hasn't returned and no one seems to be joining in, so this might be the last for a bit.  If anyone has a picture and a prompt, I'll post it.



Sunday, August 14, 2022

FFF Prompt - Aug 19 - One more try

My piece is written and scheduled for posting!!!

Join in!!!


Welcome back to the most ignored page on the Internet.  LOL.

Join in if you want to play this week!

Required Words: Melancholy and/or Euphoria

Word Count 184

Forbidden Words:  Sub, Subservient


Friday, August 12, 2022

FFF - August 12, 2022 - The Specimen

Welcome to Flash Fiction Friday

Key Word - Specimen

Word Count - 214

Forbidden Words - Display, Alien, Glass

Spread the word (PLEASE) repost the prompt, invite friends and family to join in.

Let me know if you post and I'll try to add everyone's links. 


Unlock, sweep, empty trash, clean toilets, rinse, curse, repeat.

Fuck this job.

My pointless cursing and the jangle of too many keys are the only sounds.

I started on the top floor where I could see city lights and a glittering future and worked my way down through the bowels of middle management, sightlines blocked by soot-covered brick and too much neon and down further where the working grunts lived and then down deeper still where the untouchables worked and dark secrets were kept.

The bins fill with paper, scraps of food, the fetid debris of a thousand workers from a hundred worlds.  I dump each bin into the incinerator shaft and feel the heat billow up until I hurry to seal the shaft again. 

Sweep, dump, burn, wretch, cough, curse, repeat.  Fuck this job. Almost done.

My scanner beeps, one more, a new room, the specimen! The rumors were true, we got one, but, why keep the enemy here? And unsecured!

I move closer to replace the missing lid but the creature wakes, screams and has me in her grasp. Her mouth opens, so many teeth, but that tongue, that body, what bliss, and I give myself over to the matings. Each seed an orgasm, each orgasm painful ecstasy. She/we will survive forever.

 

My son started a sci-fi section at school and I’m writing a sci-fi adjacent screenplay with a friend so I’m channeling those thoughts in to FFF this week.  I hope you ejoyed it.  I did.

Sunday, August 7, 2022

FFF Prompt - Aug 12

I'm setting this up early in case Max, our wonderful host, still isn't back.
You know the rules


 

Key Word - Specimen

Word Count - 214

Forbidden Words - Display, Alien, Glass

Spread the word (PLEASE) repost the prompt, invite friends and family to join in.

Let me know if you post and I'll try to add everyone's links.

Friday, August 5, 2022

FFF - The mistaken word count.

Before you get distracted by my ill-guided attempts, visit Same Sassy Girl for her take!


 


Required word - Interrupt 

Forbidden Word - Sunburn, Book, Neighbor

Word Count - 75 or 275

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OK, confession time.  I write my FFF posts in MS Word so I can track word counts and edit, blah blah blah.  I cut and past the prompt into Word and get to work.  On Thursday, when I did this, I didn't copy the "5" on 275, so the pieces below have either 75 or 27 words.  No long form for me today unless I find some more time.  Maybe so, maybe no.  I hope anyone reading this jumps in and plays along!!!

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Excuse me, Miss?  I hate to interrupt but the library is closing, and you’ll have to either return that volume to the shelf or check it out. (27)

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Come on Sis!  Really? Naked Again?  You know how much Paster Anderson hates it when you interrupt his services, even if you are reading the church newsletter. (27)

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A call from our mom interrupted reading time and we only had a few minutes until her boyfriend got back. I hoped she hadn’t fallen asleep, but she had.  Slipping my fingertips between her thighs, I worked upward and moved her manual to access what she really wanted me to read. The dog-eared copy of , “The Big-O:  A definitive guide to the female orgasm” fell to the ground.  No worries, I had it memorized. (75)

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A call from her mom interrupted reading time and we only had a few minutes until her boyfriend got back. I hoped she hadn’t fallen asleep, but she had.  Slipping my fingertips between her thighs, I worked upward and moved her manual to access what she really wanted me to read. The dog-eared copy of, “The Big-O:  A definitive guide to the female orgasm” fell to the ground.  No worries, I had it memorized. (75)

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I loved our community college summer reading program.  Uninterrupted study of the classics, fiction, progressive and libertarian politics, and a surprising amount of erotica.  Best semester ever. (27)

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She told me to be more direct, so I left some morning instructions on the kitchen table.

1 – Pick your favorite novel

2 – Strip completely

3 – Layout in the courtyard

4 – Leave the security cameras recording

5 – When you are ready, give the signal, one foot in the air.

6 – Close your eyes and enjoy.

7 – Don’t interrupt.

8 – It will most likely be me.

9 – But maybe not.

9 – Either way, Happy Birthday Baby. (75)

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I’m going to go read.

OK, I’ll come out and fuck you later.

 Russ is home, will he interrupt?

He’ll just watch.

OK, that works for me. (27)

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She loved being naked. Moving was hard.  No high-fenced private yard, too much noise, and all the FexEx/UPS interruptions.  She didn’t mind those, neither did the drivers. (27)

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OK, I really don't like my job, so I took a really long lunch and knocked out one more.  I like this one a lot.  Has potential

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She always did this, and I loved/hated her for it. 

Summer came on, the clothes came off, and I had to suffer through her endless reading list.  She’d enter the courtyard naked, lay out her blanket, and read.  After finishing each chapter, she would stretch, soak up the sun, put her body and curves on full display and add more slippery sunscreen. She always had everyone’s attention anyway, so I didn’t understand the show.

When the bell sounded, she would walk back in, dripping with sweat, glowing with heat, and grab her towel and head to the shower as if I weren’t even there, watching, loving, adoring her every move.

Three years of this. Volume after volume of fiction, erotica, history, politics, gardening (which she also did naked), poetry and philosophy, and I just sat, watching silently, ignored as each day she walked by, grabbed her towel, and said nothing.

Sometimes I was brave and would leave her notes in the courtyard and her reading list would change. Some notes I burned before they could be found. Some nights, to my shame, I relieved myself to thoughts of her, then cried myself to sleep.

Then she was gone.

Yet still, I watched the empty courtyard.  Day after day of nothing. 

Months passed.

I heard the knocking on my door in my dream, then my ears, and then my head.  I took precautions, slipped on shoes, and answered.  I was too stunned to speak: so she did.

Are you Andrews of the Imperial Guard?

Yes, I am (showing my pistol), who are you?

I’m prisoner 98372F, I believe you’ve been watching me.  We have to go. (275)

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Happy FFF!!!!!

Saturday, July 30, 2022

FFF Prompt - Aug 5

Reposting as a reminder, it's almost Flash Fiction Friday!!!


Though I missed last week, let's keep FFF going while Max is on a break

As we come to the end of summer, let's bask in the heat one more time.

Required word - Interrupt 

Forbidden Word - Sunburn, Book, Neighbor

Word Count - 75 or 275


Spread the word, share the prompt, tell friends, enemies, frenimies, and all you know and send me your links if you want/can/feel inspired too and I'll add them to my final post.

Friday, July 29, 2022

Dear Friend

I miss you.

My house is empty, except for me, so, after finishing work, I stripped down and went in the backyard to water my new roses, my trimmed miniature orange tree, and various plants that may, or may not, be dying.

As I finished drenching my pomegranate tree, I walked along the side of the house and had a memory come flooding back to me.  It was leaning up against that small section of wall, hidden from the street, my neighbors, and the back yard, that I took my first intimate photograph of myself.

10 years ago, maybe?  I can't remember.  Bouts of misguided guilt and fear led me to delete the pictures and emails a long time ago, but I can't, won't, never will, delete your memory.

It was there, with the sun beating down on me, that I tied my cock up with the string from my pajama bottoms. Hard, pink, long, bigger than I could imagine, I showed myself to you for the first time.

My heart was pounding as I set my phone down on my log pile and tried to get a good angle.  I'm not a skinny guy, so I sucked in my gut and thrust out my hips and zoomed in.  And there it was, my cock in its digital glory.  I remember tapping out an email quickly, before I lost my nerve, and I hit send.

Holy fuck.  The orgasm that exploded after sending it to you is still a part of that moment's memory.  

TBH, that wasn't the first time you had seen my cock.  We encouraged each other over the months to show more, share more, and share, we did.  I remember, like it was yesterday, watching you cum, your eyes rolled back, your full breasts heaving with each breath, your knees spread, your fingers disappearing from view, deep between your beautiful thighs.

I lived for days off the compliments you gave me, adoring my cock, my cum, my stroking techniques and, more importantly, the words we shared. I lead you to orgasm after orgasm with simple words, softly spoken instructions, and sometimes harshly give directions.  You never failed me.

A favorite memory?  Watching you cum as you sat next to your husband as he watched TV.  You bit your lip, inhaled deeply, and I could see you sink into blissful oblivion while he sat not 2 feet away, completely oblivious to the beautiful, sexy, passionate, orgasmic woman that was begging for attention in his own home. 

I never felt sorry for you, you wouldn't let me.  We were friends, deep friend with digital benefits and today, I leaned up against that wall one more time, and thought of you, and marked the sun-ripened concrete with my cum.

We haven't talked in a few years.  Life moves on and pulls people apart and things change.  That's OK, but today, as I wandered my backyard naked, I thought of you, came for you, and smiled a deep and lasting smile.

Thank you for every memory.

Friday, July 22, 2022

FFF 7-22-22 - Come with me

 With Max out, I tossed up an idea, let's see if anyone plays.


Pick any two pictures from this week's prompt, and link them together in 157 words.  No More, No Less, and don't take the easy way out.

Required word - Solitary

     

Don’t stare at me.

I must, I can’t help it, I must stare and remember and never forget.

Forget what?

That I was once as young and as beautiful as you.

You are beautiful now.

Perhaps, but not in the way that I want to be. Not in the way that makes me feel dangerous and powerful.

Then you are with the wrong crowd.

Hmmff, my crowd is old and dying and relies on pills and potions to get through the day.

Perhaps I can be a part of a better crowd.

Don’t tease me girl

I don’t tease.

Then come to me and prove it.

No, get out of your chair, shed your fear, and join me.

Oh beautiful one, my solitary days of being naked in the forest are long gone.

Then don’t be alone, join me now, feel the earth, soak in the sun, share pleasure with my flesh, and have stories to tell. (157)

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So, there you have it.  Not very sexy, kind of sad, perhaps a bit too poetic, but hey, that's the mood.

Sassy wrote her piece, so go check that out - https://samesassygirl.blogspot.com/2022/07/fff-kik-sext.html

And, if some of my other readers joined the fun, let us know in the comments!!

Thursday, July 21, 2022

FFF Prompt - 7-22-22

 Max is taking a break so here's a different challenge.

Pick any two pictures below and link them together in 157 words.  No More, No Less, and don't take the easy way out.

Required word - Solitary

And let's hope that Max gets back soon.

I'll have mine posted by noon, PST

Send me your links if you want, or just publish away!!!







As a side note, and bit of an experiment, I BCC'd a bunch of old friends, one for each letter of the alphabet, that are no longer in my contacts list but that came up when I started typing letters in the BCC line.  Some I remember fondly, others with great lust and happy memories, and others not at all.  For some, a "real world" email came up so I ignored those.  I'd hate to disrupt someone's dinner with an unwanted email from a long-ago friend.  Anyway, old friends vanish, but I guess goggle remembers them all.

4 already came back as undeliverable.  Oh well.