Looky Looky
1. What movie dialogue do you know by heart?
Not to show my age, but I used to know big chunks of Monty Python, Raising Arizona, and bits and pieces of Wes Anderson movies.
2. Which show do you watch the most?
I just binge-watched Fleabag which was very good, quite excellent, lots of swearing, loads of fucking, but not a single nipple. Quite disappointed, to tell the truth because I find Phoebe Waller-Bridge quite attractive when she isn't trying hard not to be so beautiful. Mostly she's sexy AF because she's funny and a brilliant actress.
Long-term - I've watched "The Simpsons" from when they were on the Tracy Ullman show, Bob's Burgers from day 1, I watch "Friends" clips on Instagram to remember what a DICK Ross was to Rachel. I'm rewatching "News Radio". Don't ever forget how beautiful the women were on that show....Khandi Alexander, Maura Tierney (pre-ER), Vicki Lewis
3. Do you get shy on camera?
I don't mind getting my picture taken in social settings though if you've seen one, you've seen them all. I look identical in every picture I take, the exact same smile, eyes, and head tilt. Seriously, just copy a picture from my college graduation and you are set forever.
If the settings more intimate? There is one sex tape of me and my wife, it's somewhere in the garage, just waiting to be accidentally uploaded to a video conversion vendor. Oops.
Most of my 'personal' camera moments have been solo or with an on-line friend. See #5
4. How often do you take selfies?
a. Once a week - Less and less now that I don't have any on-line play-dates, and see the answer to #3, what's the point?
b. A few times a week
c. Every day - For a while I was tracking my weight loss then I realized I wasn't losing any weight, so that foolishness came to an end.
d. Never
5. Do you like being watched?
On-line, with a special friend? OH FUCK YES
At home with my wife? Oh Fuck Yes, I love to lay back, play with myself, and let her watch, but she's not into it that much, so, oh well, we just moving on to the sex, so it's a Win-Win when it happens.
Bonus: What’s the last thing you got in trouble for?
Serious Trouble - Porn, it's always about porn.
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OK, so the words don't exactly match, sue me.
