To all my friends
Do you sing on Christmas Day,
Do you party the Kwanza way?
Do you burn the sacred lights,
Ad give out gifts for 9 sweet nights?
Some may kneel at a manger fair
And wonder what had happened there.
Some will search the stars for truth
Others will bake for their sweet tooth.
You may celebrate Saturnalia
Dressed in your best Roman regalia
Or you turn to Newtonmas
In case you miss your physics class
Is the flying spaghetti monster more your style?
Then dress those tentacles all the while.
And for the rest of us, there's always Festivus
So grab your pole, and air a grievance, and have some fun, the holiday season.
However you celebrate, or if you don't, have a wonderful holiday season. Whatever.
xoxo
Advizor54
