Showing posts with label nudity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nudity. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

TMI Tuesday - Get Naked

Come on, join in the fun!!!

TMI Tuesday blog | A confessional where people come to reveal too much information–sexy secrets, dirty deeds, and more. (wordpress.com)




1. What do you wear to sleep in?

    Long silk maroon basketball shorts.  And why does that word order sound "right"?  

    Silk Long Maroon Basketball shorts

    Maroon Silk Basketball Long shorts

    Shorts that are Maroon colored, silky, long and used for basketball?  Odd, isn't it?

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

    Constantly, usually between my shower (8:30, after a workout) and my first call of the day that insists on being a video call.  My front blinds are closed so often my kids ask about it.  I tell them it makes the air conditioning work better. 

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

    Only if it's K on the other side, and C is not with her.


4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?

    My legs are my best feature, by belly my worst, so shorts and a golf shirt is the standard uniform.


5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?

    I have a private backyard, so ALL OF IT!!!!!!!  I'm thinking about planting bamboo to block the one open spot in my privacy armor.


6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?

    I would love to, but others would object.


7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?

    I did a bit of streaking on a dare when I was in college.  Didn't get arrested.  Didn't get any fan mail either.

    My wife HATES stuff like that. So, no.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?

    Do strippers count?  Then, YES and YES.


9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?

    A few times by myself in the lake near my house, once with some guy friends (nothing happened), and with one of my extra-curricular friends, I'd swim naked while she was in her bikini in their HOA pool early in the morning.  That was fun, too bad she was crazy.


10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?

    The naked people I like to see are much prettier than anything I can offer, so I'm a watcher, but I love love love being naked at home.  Sex outside is the best (we have blankets and matts) and, if I could, I'd be naked a lot more.)


Bonus Question: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?

I've had sex (orgasms) in public places that were empty at the time (Bell tower, cafeteria, lunch room, CEO's office).  I've made a friend cum while she sat next to her husband (he had no idea), I fingered a friend on the uphill climb of Space Mountain, but, sadly, never fully consummated anything where others could watch.  

I'd love to be spotted by a drone while making love to my wife in the back yard of a mountain cabin.  The drone pilot would spot us and hover close to watch. We'd see it, of course, and show off our bits for a bit, and then the battery would die and the super cute drone pilot would have to come looking for it.  LOL

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Friday, August 5, 2022

FFF - The mistaken word count.

Before you get distracted by my ill-guided attempts, visit Same Sassy Girl for her take!


 


Required word - Interrupt 

Forbidden Word - Sunburn, Book, Neighbor

Word Count - 75 or 275

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OK, confession time.  I write my FFF posts in MS Word so I can track word counts and edit, blah blah blah.  I cut and past the prompt into Word and get to work.  On Thursday, when I did this, I didn't copy the "5" on 275, so the pieces below have either 75 or 27 words.  No long form for me today unless I find some more time.  Maybe so, maybe no.  I hope anyone reading this jumps in and plays along!!!

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Excuse me, Miss?  I hate to interrupt but the library is closing, and you’ll have to either return that volume to the shelf or check it out. (27)

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Come on Sis!  Really? Naked Again?  You know how much Paster Anderson hates it when you interrupt his services, even if you are reading the church newsletter. (27)

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A call from our mom interrupted reading time and we only had a few minutes until her boyfriend got back. I hoped she hadn’t fallen asleep, but she had.  Slipping my fingertips between her thighs, I worked upward and moved her manual to access what she really wanted me to read. The dog-eared copy of , “The Big-O:  A definitive guide to the female orgasm” fell to the ground.  No worries, I had it memorized. (75)

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A call from her mom interrupted reading time and we only had a few minutes until her boyfriend got back. I hoped she hadn’t fallen asleep, but she had.  Slipping my fingertips between her thighs, I worked upward and moved her manual to access what she really wanted me to read. The dog-eared copy of, “The Big-O:  A definitive guide to the female orgasm” fell to the ground.  No worries, I had it memorized. (75)

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I loved our community college summer reading program.  Uninterrupted study of the classics, fiction, progressive and libertarian politics, and a surprising amount of erotica.  Best semester ever. (27)

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She told me to be more direct, so I left some morning instructions on the kitchen table.

1 – Pick your favorite novel

2 – Strip completely

3 – Layout in the courtyard

4 – Leave the security cameras recording

5 – When you are ready, give the signal, one foot in the air.

6 – Close your eyes and enjoy.

7 – Don’t interrupt.

8 – It will most likely be me.

9 – But maybe not.

9 – Either way, Happy Birthday Baby. (75)

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I’m going to go read.

OK, I’ll come out and fuck you later.

 Russ is home, will he interrupt?

He’ll just watch.

OK, that works for me. (27)

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She loved being naked. Moving was hard.  No high-fenced private yard, too much noise, and all the FexEx/UPS interruptions.  She didn’t mind those, neither did the drivers. (27)

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OK, I really don't like my job, so I took a really long lunch and knocked out one more.  I like this one a lot.  Has potential

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She always did this, and I loved/hated her for it. 

Summer came on, the clothes came off, and I had to suffer through her endless reading list.  She’d enter the courtyard naked, lay out her blanket, and read.  After finishing each chapter, she would stretch, soak up the sun, put her body and curves on full display and add more slippery sunscreen. She always had everyone’s attention anyway, so I didn’t understand the show.

When the bell sounded, she would walk back in, dripping with sweat, glowing with heat, and grab her towel and head to the shower as if I weren’t even there, watching, loving, adoring her every move.

Three years of this. Volume after volume of fiction, erotica, history, politics, gardening (which she also did naked), poetry and philosophy, and I just sat, watching silently, ignored as each day she walked by, grabbed her towel, and said nothing.

Sometimes I was brave and would leave her notes in the courtyard and her reading list would change. Some notes I burned before they could be found. Some nights, to my shame, I relieved myself to thoughts of her, then cried myself to sleep.

Then she was gone.

Yet still, I watched the empty courtyard.  Day after day of nothing. 

Months passed.

I heard the knocking on my door in my dream, then my ears, and then my head.  I took precautions, slipped on shoes, and answered.  I was too stunned to speak: so she did.

Are you Andrews of the Imperial Guard?

Yes, I am (showing my pistol), who are you?

I’m prisoner 98372F, I believe you’ve been watching me.  We have to go. (275)

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Happy FFF!!!!!