ME: I hope you are having a good day @ work. I'm looking forward to dinner with the Andersons.
Her: Me too, we are on for 7:00, Sheri made reservations
ME: Tie?
Her: No, but long sleeve shirt
ME: I want to take a pill before we go.
Her: Seriously? We don't have time.
Me: I want to make time.
Her: Why?
Me: Because I want to be dripping down your thigh as we walk into the restaurant. I want you to catch your breath from tenderness when you sit down. I want to shake his hand with your fragrance on my skin. When you and Sheri inevitably visit the restroom together, I want her to see you wiping yourself clean.
Her: You are disgusting.
I know you think that, that's why I'll never send this text.
