Fantasy about a friend

Hey

Hey

Are you at home?

For a bit, pick up’s at 3

Everyone’s at school?

Or work, yeah, why?

Can I come over?

Sure, why?

Do I have to say it?

Yes

I want to watch you cum.

(laughs) OK.  When?

Now

Now?  The house is a mess.

Don’t care.

Hmmm…

I can help you straighten up after

You are so weird

I know, but the clock’s ticking, so…

Sure, come over.

OK

I haven’t shaved in like a week.

That’s fine with me.

Do you want Tony to watch?

What happens if he does?

He beats the crap out of you.

HA!  Then, no, I don’t want Tony to watch.

Whatever, some guys like it.

I don’t.

Whatever floats your boat.  Bring cash.

How Much?

$50 to watch, $100 to help, $200 to fuck.

You know I don’t like that word.

Fuck?  OK, $200 to put your penis in my vagina.

Stop it.  Don’t ruin it.

Let’s just call it what it is.

I’d rather not.

I have to, or I’d fall in love

Too late.

See!  Now don’t you ruin it.  Just get over here.

OK

Any special requests?

Sweat pants, sweat shirt, red thong, no bra. The blue toy.

Hair?

Up, in a scrunchie

Why?

Because I love your neck.

Thank you.

Any special request for me?

Yes, Take two pills

I don’t have $200

I don’t care, just come over.

Happy Merry Joyful

 To all my friends

Do you sing on Christmas Day,

Do you party the Kwanza way?

Do you burn the sacred lights,

Ad give out gifts for 9 sweet nights?

Some may kneel at a manger fair

And wonder what had happened there.

Some will search the stars for truth

Others will bake for their sweet tooth.

You may celebrate Saturnalia

Dressed in your best Roman regalia

Or you turn to Newtonmas

In case you miss your physics class

Is the flying spaghetti monster more your style?

Then dress those tentacles all the while.

And for the rest of us, there's always Festivus

So grab your pole, and air a grievance, and have some fun, the holiday season.

However you celebrate, or if you don't, have a wonderful holiday season.  Whatever.

xoxo

Advizor54